Chapter 1 Monk, Monkey, Pig, Sailor Moon

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"You can't see me, you can't see me!"

Behind the water dispenser in the corner, Bai Hao tried his thin body as much as possible, holding his head and squatting posture, tightly shrinking into this small space, and at the same time kept silently in his heart, as if he was self-hypnosis.

There is no way, at this time, he is really panicked...... Because in the bank hall not far from him, there was a ...... going on Gunfight!

Rumble! Another pop rang out, accompanied by the clatter of shattering glass.

It was caused by the firing of a homemade double-barreled shotgun, although it was a homemade firearm, but the steel balls that blasted out of the barrel were powerful enough at close range, at least as evidenced by the large swaths of broken glass of the police car outside.

This is just a small city in the third and fourth tier on the southwest border, and after a long period of peace, where have ordinary people seen such a big battle? I could only hide behind the car and desperately call for support from the special team of the city bureau.

The two bandits who fired the shot laughed triumphantly, then took turns hiding behind the wall and began to reload ammunition.

Bad luck!

Bai Hao nervously and carefully hid his figure, suppressed his pounding heart, did not dare to make any sound, and at the same time secretly depressed in his heart, didn't he just come to the bank to get a small business loan? How could you suddenly encounter this kind of thing, which way did you offend the immortals?

If it weren't for the quick enough reaction at the time, when this group of masked bandits just rushed in, they felt bad, and then took advantage of the chaos at the beginning of the scene and the screams in the hall to immediately hide behind the water dispenser leaning against the pillar, Bai Hao is afraid that he would have become a hostage and been held by the gangsters like the rest of the people in the hall now, right?

The location of the water dispenser is not bad, it is the kind of corner that is not noticeable, so that the robbers did not notice that there is someone hiding behind it, which also allows Bai Hao to observe the situation outside from the gap in the water dispenser.

There were six bandits in the bank, all of whom were wearing masks, and they were the kind of inferior goods with plastic paint that could be bought for a dollar or two on the stall, so that it was impossible to see the appearance of these bandits, but ...... But Bai Hao was able to guess the division of labor and status of this group of people!

Why? Because this gang of bandits is the team of the West Heaven to learn the scriptures!

One of the people who stood at the gate and shot outside, he was wearing a mask of Tang Seng on his face, and the other bandit who was also leaning against the wall and shooting outwards was wearing the mask of the Monkey King Sun Wukong.

Well...... This Tang Seng is a bit ......

As for the hostages in the detention hall, it was Sha Seng and Bai Long...... No, it's a jujube red horse!

Looking at the red horse mask, Bai Hao felt depressed for this bandit, thinking that this guy must have wanted to play the white dragon horse in the gang, but he had no choice but to buy a white horse mask, so he had to get a red one instead......

Needless to say, the remaining Zhu Bajie must be the guy who is using a gun to force the bank staff to open the safe and fill the bag with money.

What the? You said that the Xitian team is only five people, and the bandits are not six people?

Yes, six people, indeed! But...... It's not that Bai Hao doesn't want to mention it, but he doesn't know how to describe it......

Because this last sixth person is Sailor Moon Shui Bingyue......

I feel like the style of painting has suddenly changed!

According to Bai Hao's estimate, I am afraid that I really can't think of anyone else in the Xitian scripture learning team, so I can only find a random one to recharge......

In such a strict environment of gun prohibition in China, such a group of gangs who dare to fight the idea of banks can be regarded as bandits, but I don't know why, Bai Hao always feels that these people eat jujube pills!

The reason is very simple, what is the name of the team, but it should be called "Xitian"!

What's more, there is also a "traitor" in the team!

Thinking about it like this, Bai Hao suddenly felt that he was not so nervous, thinking about it, in fact, any bank robbery in China is a big and important case, under the full pursuit of the Jing side, it can be said that there are very few people who can escape sanctions, this gang of bandits don't look so rampant now, and when the special Jing team arrives, they can't run away.

In this way, he just needs to hide here without being discovered, and then obediently wait for Uncle Jigncha to come to the rescue.

It's just that...... Bai Hao's eyes looked out through the window, and suddenly his heart was cold, and the Wuling Hongguang that he drove and parked outside the bank had been affected, and was beaten by the Tang monks and bandits and monkey bandits......

In order to save money, Bai Hao's car only bought a compulsory traffic insurance, and did not buy other commercial insurance, that is to say, even if something big happened this time, his car insurance company would not pay him money, and he had to bear it all by himself.

Bai Hao began to feel that he had angina......

At this time, the Zhu Bajie bandits and the Shui Bingyue bandits also got the money, and they dragged the bags and ran forward, and said to the Tang monk bandits: "Big ...... Cauldron, got it, but only a million! ”

To put it mildly, this gang of bandits is indeed a bit biao, now the bank's business hall, bulletproof glass is standard, but this gang actually has soil zhayao in their hands, after rushing in to control the crowd, they used transparent tape to glue zhayao on the bulletproof glass, directly shattered the glass and jumped in to get money.

The accent of the Zhu Bajie bandit sounded a little strange, but everyone could hear the anxiety in his tone, and the Tang monk bandit was also a little incredulous, and said angrily: "It's only a million!?" Did you get the wrong number of dog days!? ”

"It's true, cauldron!" The Zhu Bajie bandit jumped to his feet and said: "The safes are empty, don't believe you ask him!" ”

After speaking, he pushed a chubby middle-aged man in his hand in front of the Tang monk bandits, and by the way, pointed a gun at the middle-aged man's head from behind, and said viciously: "Be honest with your dogs!" ”

This chubby middle-aged man, who is the lobby manager on duty at the bank today, was pointed at the head with a gun, crying profusely, but still desperately explained: "It's really only this, you don't know, we are just a branch here, and the area of Phoenix Bridge is so people, usually the business volume is not large, the daily reserve is only more than one million, you come early in the morning, there is no other depositor to store money here, where is there more!" ”

"You fart!" Tang Seng and the bandits jumped to their feet and said: "The bank robbery in the movie, that time was not a robbery of tens of millions or tens of millions!?" ”

Hearing this, the lobby manager was also a little speechless: "This ...... This cauldron, the movie is a movie, the reality is reality, in order to make the audience happy in the movie, it must be the more money, the more exciting! ”

Bai Hao hid aside, listened to this conversation in his ears, and felt that the lobby manager was right, this gang of bandits couldn't have watched the movie and acted in the movie seriously, right?

Originally, seeing that these people came prepared, Bai Hao thought that they were really bandits, but now it seems that how can he feel that his IQ is a little worrisome? ?

This is just a branch outside the Third Ring Road, and in this kind of third- and fourth-tier cities, outside the Third Ring Road is basically a suburb on the edge of the city, how much cash flow can the branch opened here have every day?

Tang monks and bandits were also a little confused at this time, the bulletproof glass in the bank failed to prevent them, but it was the business volume that prevented them. Their gang made both homemade guns and home-made zhayao, and they made such a big battle, and as a result, they robbed a million, and they didn't have face when they said it!

Do you know how much inflation is right now? What can a million dollars buy now? In a big city, it is estimated that it is enough for a down payment, not to mention the six of them, and they will have to divide the money when the time comes.

Thinking of this, Tang Seng and the bandits were also anxious, picked up their shotguns and pointed their guns against the oily head of the lobby manager and shouted: "I don't believe it!" Say, "Where is your underground vault!?" Aren't all banks having underground vaults!? ”

The lobby manager was so frightened that his legs went limp, but he didn't know how to explain this kind of movie poisoned bandit cauldron.

If every branch had to build an underground vault, the amount of money the bank would not make enough money each year......

At this time, the special forces finally arrived, and the special Jing personnel, fully armed with explosion-proof shields and assault rifles, quickly surrounded the bank, but because they learned that the bandits in the bank had taken hostages, they did not rush in, but shouted outside first, informing them that the bandits had been surrounded.

The Tang monk bandits, who were already restless, came to the window with a shout after hearing the shouting, and stretched out their shotguns in response.

Although this shot made the shouts outside temporarily mute, but the arrival of the special Jing team also made the Zhu Bajie bandits instigated, and said in a panic: "Big ...... Cauldron, what to do? The anti-terrorist unit is coming! There are definitely snipers out there! As soon as we go out, will we be killed by headshots? ”

Hearing this, Tang Seng and the bandits were also a little panicked, gritted their teeth and said: "Hurry up, take two hostages over, one million is one million, run away first!" ”

The voice of the Tang monk and bandits, the people lying on their stomachs in the hall naturally heard it, and suddenly there was a panicked cry, everyone understands that if they are caught by the bandits as a hostage, it will definitely not be good, so they are shrinking as much as possible, there are only six bandits, even if one person holds one, it is only six unlucky eggs, thanks to the bank's work efficiency, there are at least 20 people waiting in line in this hall this morning, so no one wants to be one of the unlucky people......

However, before the Zhu Bajie bandits and the Zao Red Horse bandits could take the hostages, suddenly, a gunshot broke out in the hall!

Standing close to Zhu Bajie and Zao Hongma, blood mist erupted from the two of them in an instant, and they were knocked to the ground without saying a word.

And the one who shot turned out to be Sailor Moon Shui Bingyue......

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