The 548th Prison Guard
…… Difficult to update the dividing line...... I barely made up three chapters in one day, and I'll probably finish it all tomorrow...... Wish......
As soon as the jailer left, I said to the prisoner in the other cell, "Brother, brother, do me a favor." ”
"Help? Lao Tzu wants to sleep! The prisoner rolled over.
"You do me a small favor, what will be good in the future, I will share half of it." I persuaded.
"This is a cell, what good can it be?" The prisoner turned his face and said disdainfully.
"Listen first, what kind of favor I want you to help me with." I said.
"Say." The prisoner was angry.
"Just help me throw this little ball out the window." I pulled out a wax pellet and threw it through the crack in the fence.
"Deliver a message? Don't do it! The prisoner turned over again.
"Why don't you get new clothes later?" I continued to persuade.
"What do you think is a hotel? This is the cell! The prisoner spat on the ground, "What a shit new clothes, and there's pretty much to eat." ”
"Okay, I'll get you something delicious." I patted my chest and said.
"Don't." The prisoner said, "This is a prison, don't let me see good food." ”
The appearance of good wine and food in the prison indicates that someone should be killed.
"Then half of my prison meal will be divided into you?" I said tentatively.
"Deal!" The prisoner stretched out a hand and picked up the wax pill and threw it directly out of the bars.
Okay, nothing more, wait.
I stretched, sat down in the corner, and rested my foot on the water and fire sticks.
After waiting for a long time, the jailer finally appeared, only to see that he was wearing a white prison coat in his hand, which was at least eighty percent new.
"Pay with one hand, deliver with the other!" Prison Guard.
"Let's call bartering." I said lazily and handed the water and fire sticks out.
"Hey!"
When it was too late, the jailer suddenly snatched back the water and fire sticks, and did not give me new prison clothes.
"Little bunny, do you want to lie to grandpa me?" The jailer laughed, "Today I will show you what it means to steal chickens...... Grandpa, grandson knows wrong! ”
He fell to his knees with a thud.
As soon as the jailer left, I said to the prisoner in the other cell, "Brother, brother, do me a favor." ”
"Help? Lao Tzu wants to sleep! The prisoner rolled over.
"You do me a small favor, what will be good in the future, I will share half of it." I persuaded.
"This is a cell, what good can it be?" The prisoner turned his face and said disdainfully.
"Listen first, what kind of favor I want you to help me with." I said.
"Say." The prisoner was angry.
"Just help me throw this little ball out the window." I pulled out a wax pellet and threw it through the crack in the fence.
"Deliver a message? Don't do it! The prisoner turned over again.
"Why don't you get new clothes later?" I continued to persuade.
"What do you think is a hotel? This is the cell! The prisoner spat on the ground, "What a shit new clothes, and there's pretty much to eat." ”
"Okay, I'll get you something delicious." I patted my chest and said.
"Don't." The prisoner said, "This is a prison, don't let me see good food." ”
The appearance of good wine and food in the prison indicates that someone should be killed.
"Then half of my prison meal will be divided into you?" I said tentatively.
"Deal!" The prisoner stretched out a hand and picked up the wax pill and threw it directly out of the bars.
Okay, nothing more, wait.
I stretched, sat down in the corner, and rested my foot on the water and fire sticks.
After waiting for a long time, the jailer finally appeared, only to see that he was wearing a white prison coat in his hand, which was at least eighty percent new.
"Pay with one hand, deliver with the other!" Prison Guard.
"Let's call bartering." I said lazily and handed the water and fire sticks out.
"Hey!"
When it was too late, the jailer suddenly snatched back the water and fire sticks, and did not give me new prison clothes.
"Little bunny, do you want to lie to grandpa me?" The jailer laughed, "Today I will show you what it means to steal chickens...... Grandpa, grandson knows wrong! ”
He fell to his knees with a thud.
As soon as the jailer left, I said to the prisoner in the other cell, "Brother, brother, do me a favor." ”
"Help? Lao Tzu wants to sleep! The prisoner rolled over.
"You do me a small favor, what will be good in the future, I will share half of it." I persuaded.
"This is a cell, what good can it be?" The prisoner turned his face and said disdainfully.
"Listen first, what kind of favor I want you to help me with." I said.
"Say." The prisoner was angry.
"Just help me throw this little ball out the window." I pulled out a wax pellet and threw it through the crack in the fence.
"Deliver a message? Don't do it! The prisoner turned over again.
"Why don't you get new clothes later?" I continued to persuade.
"What do you think is a hotel? This is the cell! The prisoner spat on the ground, "What a shit new clothes, and there's pretty much to eat." ”
"Okay, I'll get you something delicious." I patted my chest and said.
"Don't." The prisoner said, "This is a prison, don't let me see good food." ”
The appearance of good wine and food in the prison indicates that someone should be killed.
"Then half of my prison meal will be divided into you?" I said tentatively.
"Deal!" The prisoner stretched out a hand and picked up the wax pill and threw it directly out of the bars.
Okay, nothing more, wait.
I stretched, sat down in the corner, and rested my foot on the water and fire sticks.
After waiting for a long time, the jailer finally appeared, only to see that he was wearing a white prison coat in his hand, which was at least eighty percent new.
"Pay with one hand, deliver with the other!" Prison Guard.
"Let's call bartering." I said lazily and handed the water and fire sticks out.
"Hey!"
When it was too late, the jailer suddenly snatched back the water and fire sticks, and did not give me new prison clothes.
"Little bunny, do you want to lie to grandpa me?" The jailer laughed, "Today I will show you what it means to steal chickens...... Grandpa, grandson knows wrong! ”
He fell to his knees with a thud.
As soon as the jailer left, I said to the prisoner in the other cell, "Brother, brother, do me a favor." ”
"Help? Lao Tzu wants to sleep! The prisoner rolled over.
"You do me a small favor, what will be good in the future, I will share half of it." I persuaded.
"This is a cell, what good can it be?" The prisoner turned his face and said disdainfully.
"Listen first, what kind of favor I want you to help me with." I said.
"Say." The prisoner was angry.
"Just help me throw this little ball out the window." I pulled out a wax pellet and threw it through the crack in the fence.
"Deliver a message? Don't do it! The prisoner turned over again.
"Why don't you get new clothes later?" I continued to persuade.
"What do you think is a hotel? This is the cell! The prisoner spat on the ground, "What a shit new clothes, and there's pretty much to eat." ”
"Okay, I'll get you something delicious." I patted my chest and said.
"Don't." The prisoner said, "This is a prison, don't let me see good food." ”
(End of chapter)