Chapter 277: Zhu Bajie's Strength Acting Skills (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
"Brother Monkey, what should I do next?"
Zhu Bajie ran up from the hidden ravine, and when he saw Chen Li raise his hand, he burned the corpses of those little monsters to ashes, and after there was no trace, he began to ask about the next step.
Chen Li raised his hand and checked the small diamond wind token, and said with a smile: "Of course, I started to bewitch the army's heart!" β
As he spoke, he transformed, and the jackal's face changed, and in the blink of an eye, he turned into a little drill wind with the face of a freshly killed raccoon.
Zhu Bajie looked at him, grinned, and then changed into a small building that followed Xiao Zhuanfeng before, and then bowed his hand respectfully to Chen Li, and said, "Boss, where are we going now?" β
Chen Li snapped his fingers and said, "Whatever!" β
What he said casually is really casual.
Regardless of the north, south, south, and north, he followed a road and walked forward, probably to the boundary of another hill, and ran into a group of patrolmen head-on.
The captain of the patrol was obviously acquainted with Chen Li's changing little drill wind, and after seeing him from afar, he touched his head and said strangely: "Brother, you are not patrolling your mountain, why did you come to me?" β
"Brother?" When Chen Li heard this, his eyes rolled, and he suddenly rushed towards the captain with a frightened face, and then directly hugged the thighs of the people, burst into tears, and said with trembling lips: "Brother, brother, brother, I, I, I have suffered!" β
"Suffering? What is the difficulty? The captain and the second monk were puzzled, seeing the cheerful little drill wind on weekdays, crying and crying with a scared look, he couldn't help but persuade, "Brother, don't cry first, what's the matter, you tell my brother, my brother can help you." β
"I, I, I ......" Chen Li wiped his tears and cried and cried me, and I didn't come out for a long time.
Just when the captain was a little impatient, he suddenly lowered his head and glanced at Zhu Bajie behind him without a trace.
Zhu Bajie understood and immediately showed his amazing acting skills.
was supposed to be a good pace, but suddenly he fell down and fell to the ground like a sheep's madness.
"Hey, what's wrong with your little brother? Are you sick? The team leader was startled by Zhu Bajie's sudden fall, and couldn't help but ask worriedly.
"He, he, he ......" Chen Li was still crying, he had been for a long time, and he still didn't have a reason.
It's also thanks to the fact that this squad leader may have a good relationship with the previous little drill wind, otherwise, he would definitely kick him away.
After Zhu Bajie fell, he didn't pretend to be sick or anything, but got up little by little with his body trembling, his lips trembling like a rattle, his face was as pale as a white wall under the green tiles, and the whole person showed a state of mental collapse.
"Oh, I'm so anxious, what's wrong with you?"
The team leader looked at this scene, not to mention how uncomfortable he was, not that he was uncomfortable with the state of the two of them, but that his strong desire for knowledge was not satisfied.
Zhu Bajie glanced at the team leader blankly, and then suddenly choked up: "We, we have met a monster from the Eastern Tang Dynasty!" β
"What? Monster? Don't you say it's a monk who learns from the scriptures? β
When the team leader saw that he finally spoke, his face couldn't help but become excited, and a few little minions behind him also looked expectant, waiting for the next word.
Zhu Bajie nodded in despair, shook his head again, and said: "Among them, there is a monk, but the monk's subordinates are all monsters, all of them are monsters!" β
"All youkai?" The captain's eyes flashed with surprise, and he said, "But we are also monsters, what are you afraid of doing this?" β
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he glared directly and said, "What do you know?" They are the devil of the monsters, the devil! β
He said as he scratched his hair, as if he was going crazy.
The squad leader was a little frightened by his scene, but he forgot to care about this little minion's unreasonableness towards him.
"Why are heβwhy are they devils? You can be more detailed. β
He asked, rather nervously.
When Zhu Bajie heard this, his eyes turned, and suddenly he had one hand, and then he felt that it was not enough, and opened it again, and said: "There is a pig demon among them, the legend is the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng, who was born ten zhang high, standing there, it is a small hill, and when he transforms, it becomes a hundred zhang high, and then look at him, it is a big mountain, and a nail rake in his hand, like a mountain peak, a rake goes down, smashes the landslide, and the waterfall flows backwards!" β
"W-So powerful?" The squad leader swallowed with difficulty, and his face turned white unconsciously.
But a younger brother behind him was unconvinced: "What's the big deal? Our king is also very big, and even if 100,000 heavenly soldiers meet our king, they have to hide back obediently, no matter how powerful the pig demon is, can there be a king? β
"Why is it not as powerful as the king?" Zhu Bajie glared and said, "Do you know who that pig demon was in his previous life?" That is the generalissimo in charge of the 80,000 water army of Tianhe, the Tianhe water army is the elite of the heavenly court, but it is not comparable to ordinary heavenly soldiers! β
"Cut, isn't he a marshal? The three kings of our family are still the uncles of the Buddha! β
The little brother was still disdainful.
Chen Li sighed in his heart, if this thing was born in his previous life, he would definitely be a crazy star-chasing party.
Ya, I'm really confident in the kings of their family.
Zhu Bajie was choked a few times by this little brother, and he was also a little angry, but he still remembered the purpose of his visit.
After being silent for a while, he suddenly sat down on the ground and cried, "What about the Buddha's uncle? Do you know that there is a monkey in them, or that it was formed by the right hand of the Buddha? β
"What?!" As soon as these words came out, the little brother's face changed.
The team leader, who finally came back to his senses on the side, heard this, and asked with a shocked face, "Then, is he powerful?" β
Zhu Bajie cried: "What's more? It's simply invincible in the world, you don't know, he looks like a monkey, in fact, it's a big mountain, it's the Five Finger Mountain that suppressed the Monkey King back then! β
"W-How is this possible? A mountain ......"
The squad leader and a group of juniors were in disbelief.
Zhu Bajie said with a handful of snot and tears: "It was said that it was made of the right hand of the Buddha, how could it be impossible?" Do you know what they are doing this time? β
"Bao, Bao Tang monk to the west?" The team leader said with some uncertainty.
Zhu Bajie glared and said: "Fart, I heard him say, in fact, he was ordered by the Buddha to come to surrender the three kings of our family!" I was on that hill before, and I saw the monkey sitting on the clouds from a distance, holding a stick bigger than the whole Lion Camel Ridge in his hand, pulling and retracting on the top of a mountain, and guess what he was doing? β
"W-what?"
The squad leader's legs were already shaking.
(End of chapter)