Chapter 447: Ask for light abuse
Watching the game start, Ye Han was a little annoyed again, should he release the water?
If you don't release the water, it will be too much of a blow to Xiao Twelve, but if you want to release the water, Ye Han doesn't want to lose.
You can't lose, you can't win too fast, so how do you play? Ye Han held his chin and said, "You say, how should this game be played?" ”
didn't look at the audience's answer, Ye Han chose the hero, Rui Wen, and changed the runes and talents, well, in fact, there is nothing to change the runes, there are two sets of runes in this number, one with full attack, one set of strong runes with all laws, and the name of the rune page is also quite sassy, one is called 'Beat Elementary School Students', and the other is called 'Beat Little Lori', as soon as you look at the name of this rune page, you know that the owner must be a lewd man.
"It's a very chic name." Ye Han laughed and teased, seeing that the game entered the countdown, Ye Han opened the hero skin page, and then saw that Rui Wen of this number did not have a skin.
"I'm not well prepared." Ye Han's face was speechless, okay, he also said that he was pretending to be a local tyrant, and he was also a local tyrant who loved to play Ruiwen, but now he doesn't even have Ruiwen's skin in his account, how happy is this pretending to be a local tyrant.
At this point, the countdown is over, and the game enters the reading screen.
"Let's make do this time, it seems that it's time for my strong acting skills to explode." Ye Han said seriously, as soon as the words fell, he said with a funny face: "Hurry up, everyone has to think of a way, there is no skin, how can I pretend to be forced, work together, let me know that the power of the masses is the most powerful drop." ”
Hearing Ye Han's words, the audience in the live broadcast room laughed.
"No skin, better than skin."
"If you don't have skin, what are you pretending to be, the excuse is big, wash and sleep."
"Bullshit is a minority, pretending to be forced is common, and stupidity is everywhere."
"As a big tyrant who loves Ruiwen super much, he doesn't even have a Ruiwen skin, how do you want to pretend to be good?"
"Don't pretend, you can't pretend anymore."
"The picture is too beautiful to look at."
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Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Ye Han held his chest and said with a sad face: "You guys really hurt my heart so much, if you don't help me think of an idea, forget it, you still say these things, do you want me to broadcast live." ”
"No, I'm uncomfortable, I'm sad, I need artificial respiration, where is the sister paper, where is Lori, where is the mature woman, where is the royal sister, where is the little nurse? Oh, my heart has been broken by you. After speaking, Ye Han raised his hand and touched the tears that did not exist in the corners of his eyes.
As soon as the words fell, Ye Han's words changed suddenly, and he said with a serious face: "What about the house manager, come out for me." ”
Seeing Ye Han's serious expression, the audience and the room manager in the live broadcast room were all nervous, and they didn't understand why he suddenly became angry.
The barrage in the live broadcast room stalled slightly, and after a long time, a statement from the room manager appeared on the screen.
"My life is incomprehensible: what's wrong, the excuse is big?"
Seeing the words 'my life is incomprehensible', Ye Han's face turned even colder, and said, "What's the matter, what's wrong with you?" ”
"What's wrong?" "My life has no solution" Looking at Ye's cold face, his heart became more and more nervous, and he was at a loss.
"Hmph." Ye Han snorted.
Hearing Ye Han's cold snort, the hearts of the audience and the room manager in the live broadcast room were raised.
"What's wrong?" Ye Han's face was expressionless, "What's wrong?" ”
Ye Han's words and expressions made the scene more and more depressing, and at first some people ridiculed him, but at this time, there was no one in the live broadcast room.
In the live broadcast room with more than 20 million viewers, there was not a single speech, and the scene was weird.
"What's wrong? Excuse. A few seconds later, a message from the supertube appeared on the screen.
Ye Han still didn't reply, looking at the screen expressionlessly.
"Welcome to the Summoner's Rift."
At this time, the screen turns, the game reading ends, and the heroes of both sides enter the Summoner's Rift.
"Look, look." Ye Han took the mouse, enlarged the game screen, and said exaggeratedly: "This is a plot against you!" There are so many accounts that I don't borrow, but I borrowed such an account, where is his heart, where is his heart, he just wants to see me cheat! Uh, it's embarrassing! ”
Ye Han recovered a sad expression, "Say, who chose the account, he actually couldn't bear to make me embarrassed, do you still love me, say, do you still love me." ”
"Calculate it yourself, when I saw no skin just now, the shadow area in my heart, if I can't calculate it, today, the house management will be replaced."
Hearing Ye Han's words, the audience in the live broadcast room didn't know that he was deliberately pretending to be angry, and their hearts were relaxed, and when they saw Ye Han's sad expression, everyone couldn't help laughing.
"Love love, love, must love."
"I won't love, I forget love."
"Changing the house? I'm coming, I'm coming. ”
"Hahaha, the excuse is big, you're still so funny."
"If you don't tease, we're still good friends, uh, it's wrong, if you don't tease, we won't be friends."
"I heard that the excuse is greatly recruiting housing managers? I must be one of those who didn't say it. ”
"Known: The excuse is that it is a comic level king anchor, with a bearing capacity of 100 and a blow resistance of 50
According to the formula, S1 = 0.0057× bearing capacity + 0.0121× anti-attack ability + the number of people online in the live broadcast room. S1=23548522.175㎡
It is also known that the excuse is greatly a death-level comma, from which it can be obtained that the shadow area is S=0.4 square meters
And the psychological shadow is formed in the brain. V brain ≈ 1/40V body
The scale is reduced to obtain a S psychological shadow ≈ 1/13.5S body
To sum up: S psychological shadow ≈0.001㎡"
"Upstairs God calculates."
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"Damn, I really calculated it." Looking at an extra-long barrage that suddenly swiped on the screen, Ye Han couldn't help but complain, "However, what the hell is your formula, it's completely your own nonsense." ”
"Yes, I made it up." The house manager said.
followed by the words of fans and viewers swiping the screen.
"Tsundere's house manager."
"Housing manager, why are you so arrogant?"
"I just like such a tsundere house manager!"
"The excuse is that I can't complain, hahaha."
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Well, seeing the words of the house management and the audience, Ye Han could only say that he was speechless, and he had no strength to complain at all.
Since he can't complain about the audience and room management in the live broadcast room, Ye Han can only change the goal, Xiao Twelve is a good target, but I don't know if Xiao Twelve can hold it, looked at Xiao Twelve's Ruiwen, and then looked at the barrage, Ye Han gritted his teeth, and finally decided, choose a good bully, typed: "Twelve giants, please abuse lightly." ”