"Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's game is about to begin, please lock your screens, don't turn the table, I'm your old friend Charles Barkley! Now it's up to me to bring you the Eastern Conference semifinals between the Bobcats and the Heat live in Charlotte. “

"Sir Charles, I think you forgot to introduce your partner again. Hi, I'm Kenny Smith. ”

"Kenny, I've never partnered with people who don't keep their word, and before the season started, who agreed with me that the Bobcats would kiss Barkley's ass with 41 wins. How many wins have the Bobcats won this season? As a basketball commentator, Kenny, can you tell me the answer? “

"Charles, do you want to take your pants off in front of a national audience so much? I'm just thinking about you, if you dare to take off your pants, I'll kiss your ass. ”

"Oh no! I have a friend for me, and he is also called Buckley. Come and our helpful Mr. Dennis Rodman and bring my friend Buckley in. ”

So under the watchful eyes of the audience, a colorful Rodman led a donkey in.

The scene laughed.

Barkley stood up.

"Kenny, this donkey is my pet, and I'll name him Buckley, and since you're going to keep your promise, kiss its ass. Because I think that even if I win the bet, it's disgusting to let you kiss any part of me. Since you're going to kiss Buckley's ass, I'm going to get you a Buckley's ass. ”

Kenny Smith yells to escape from the commentary box, and Barkley goes up and hugs Kenny.

Kenny Smith yelled in refusal.

“no！ no！ no！ ”

Barkley responded with a smile.

"I went out and bought a donkey, what a wonderful day. Go kiss Barkley's ass, I've been thinking for a long time about how to keep my chastity while still making you fulfill the bet, it's the best option. ”

Kenny Smith was still struggling to escape.

“no！ You're trying to make me look foreign! ”

Barkley dragged Kenny forward.

"No, I...... If you really kiss my ass, then it's a shame! ”

Kenny resisted for a long time, but was eventually dragged in front of the audience by Barkley.

Looking at the gray donkey, Kenny wanted to cry without tears, blaming himself for the effect of the show at that time.

Barkley made a timely move.

"Kenny, do you need lipstick, I bought ...... too"

Kenny hid his face and laughed.

“oh，no！ You're just trying to make a fool of me. ”

Barkley Road.

"No, it's not, don't you have to follow the rules when you bet in Las Vegas?"

Rodman, who doesn't think it's a big deal to see the excitement, also interjected.

"Kenny, you choose for yourself, donkey's ass, or Barkley's ......"

Rodman was just halfway through his speech when Barkley pushed Rodman away and said anxiously.

"Nope! I won't let him kiss it! Kenny didn't say he wanted to kiss Charles Buckley, I bought a donkey now, can't I call him Buckley? ”

Kenny rubbed his face vigorously.

"Alright, alright, stop arguing. And guess what...... I mean what I say! ”

Barkley held back a laugh and walked forward to hold down the donkey's buttocks, saying.

"That's it, that's it."

Kenny walks over to the donkey's butt and hesitates to kiss it.

Wade rolled happily on the bench. Dazhi is also very happy.

"He won't really want to kiss! He wouldn't really want to kiss him! “

Jordan also laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and he hugged his stomach and said.

"The donkey must kick him!"

Under the gaze of 18,000 live viewers and countless TV sets, Kenny hesitated for a long time, finally relented, closed his eyes and kissed him.

"Oh, he kissed it, haha!"

's ratings skyrocketed, and countless basketball viewers laughed through their bellies when they saw this scene through the TV broadcast. This is especially true for the live audience.

"Kenny, Kenny, one more!"

The audience cheers Kenny for another kiss, and Kenny quickly flees back to the commentary table and leaves the donkey.

Barkley also returned to the commentary table.

"Kenny, you're so nice!"

Kenny shot back.

"It's so much more fragrant than your ass."

"Whatever, I'm not going to try it anyway...... Ha ha! “

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After these two *** living treasures made such a fuss, what was originally a tense game has long since changed. The players on both sides laughed until their stomachs hurt before they even played.

The game was about to start, and Maddie was still laughing off the court.

Thankfully, there is still a referee to keep order.

For several minutes, the audience was still in a joyous mood, and as soon as Kenny spoke, the audience began to heckle. No one can remember what the battle for the strongest score was said before the game, and even the most dedicated fans are now watching the TV broadcast waiting for Kenny Smith to speak, or go to the forum to post and discuss it.

Hu Qingniu was also in a trance for a few minutes before he reacted, I am grass, I am the head coach of the team, and now my team is playing in the playoffs, I am laughing at a hammer here. For just a few minutes, Hu Qingniu kept staring at Kenny Smith and didn't pay attention to the game.

Now I look at it, the score is 0:0, and then I look at the time, three and a half minutes have passed, what are the two teams doing in this game.

As soon as Hu Qingniu wanted to call a timeout, Heat coach Riley stood on the sidelines and kept gesturing to the referee to signal that he needed a timeout. Hu Qingniu could see that the iron coach was very angry, because the personnel of the Heat team were also smiling on the court, and they had not scored for more than three minutes.

Sure enough, as soon as Maddie and Carter got off the field, they were pointed at by Riley and slapped in the face.

Hu Qingniu thought to himself, I have to be serious, but when I turned my head, I happened to see the face of Kenny Smith on the commentary seat, and I couldn't help but smile again.

"Alright, alright, everybody stand up."

Hu Qingniu hurriedly changed the topic.

"Mind you, we tried to slow down as much as possible, there was no strong interior on the other side, and Haslem didn't have much scoring power. In positional warfare, they are no match for us. Maddie and Carter are both strong defenders, we can't let them play impact, we have to play slow! Slow! Slow! Do you understand! “

"Understood, Coach!"

"Understood!"

......

After the response of the sparse Lala, Hu Qingniu pulled Wade and Dazhi again.

"Later, D will pull away when he has a chance, and let Dazhi single Haslem, and the Heat will have this strong point in addition to Maddy and Carter. Dazhi made more feints, tried to make him foul, and made him suffer a few fouls and be timid. If Haslem didn't dare to make a move, the Heat's interior line would collapse. ”

After telling Dazhi, Hu Qingniu said to Wade again.

"If you have the chance, you also lean on Haslem's side, it doesn't matter if you score or not, you have to make a foul to the end. Carter and Maddy aren't as fast as you, and you can get a little closer to the ball and go straight to them. “