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Xia Xin walked to the pool outside boredly.

Outside, the pool was lit up on the left and right, as if it were daytime, some people were eating, some were playing, some were chatting, and some were ...... Swim.

Such a cold day?

Xia Xin thinks these people are crazy.

Anyway, he is now weak and a little afraid of the cold, and he doesn't want to get any cold water.

In comparison, he actually prefers to stay in the warm inner room, but those foreigners seem to be making fun of themselves, and Xia Xin can only come out.

He tried to find a warm corner to avoid the limelight, so as not to be splashed by a few Americans in the water.

Xia Xin took some fruit and ate it, observing the actions of others while eating.

It is said that American culture is "party, party, party." ”

I feel that this is right, these people are enjoying the party, one is more fun than the other, they are all fine at the beginning, and they all change after drinking a little wine, a few people here are frolicking in the water, a few people are chasing each other over there, a few people on the other side are holding cakes to cover each other's faces, and there are a bunch of people watching the awkward street dance over there.

One by one, they had a lot of fun.

Because of the differences between Chinese and foreign cultures, the young people here have to play a lot more crazy, shaking their heads one by one, and the high ones can't do it.

Naturally, this is contrary to the profound traditional culture of our country, which is often taught by parents, "sitting has a sitting phase, and standing has a standing phase".

Xia Xin felt that Shu Yuewu should like this lively scene.

He originally thought that there were not so many people, so he wanted to come over and explain it to Shu Yuewu, and then ask the black jade back, but now, it was obviously not the right time......

Xia Xin didn't know that he had attracted the attention of several Americans who were playing next to him.

A few people were drinking and talking loudly, "Hi, do you see that Asian?" Chinese people. ”

"The one who looks stupid and only knows how to eat?"

"Just now Lucy actually said he was cute and liked him."

"My God, is the world going to be destroyed, I can't understand her mind."

"Seeing his skinny monkey-like appearance, I feel like I can knock him down with one finger."

"Hey, you say that, Thompson is angry, he's not as good as a monkey."

"I didn't say that."

"Interesting, Thompson wanted to do it with Lucy, Lucy didn't agree, I think, Lucy might want to do it with this inferior Chinese monkey."

The captain of the football team next to him, the burly Thompson, took a sip of wine with an unhappy look on his face and said, "Lucy said that he doesn't like muscular men, she said that muscular men are not smart, she prefers smarter boys, but I don't see where the monkey is smart at all?" ”

"Why don't we play with him?"

"I agree, these Chinese men are as weak as dogs, what is there to look at."

In the eyes of some noble white people, the yellow race is the most inferior race, and even in the world's highest universities, there will be such racial discrimination.

This is a social problem that has existed for a long time.

The black people are so strong that they can do hard work for them, while the yellow people, who are not technologically developed, have low IQs, and are so fragile that they don't understand how there is such an inferior race in the world.

So......

Xia Xin held the tray in one hand and a toothpick in the other, handed the fruit on the tray to his mouth while going around the other side of the pool, and wanted to pick something new to eat, when he passed by the pool, a hand suddenly reached out from the left back, a large round cake, from his left side, straight towards his face.

Xia Xin said in his heart, "Spare me, I don't want to get dirty." ”

He also wanted to wait for the party to end and talk to Shu Yuewu alone.

These Americans are playing crazy.

Xia Xin leaned down slightly to the right, so that the big cake, just right, almost touched his face, but it didn't touch his face at all.

And then......

With a "snap", the whole big cake hit back into the face of the sneak attacker.

George used too much force, and he threw an arc trajectory at Xia Xin's face, but he never expected that Xia Xin actually dodged it, which caused him to lose his strength and smashed the whole big cake into his face.

After the scene was silent, a strong burst of laughter erupted, and everyone nearby burst into laughter.

Especially George's confused face, his face full of cakes, and only two eyes exposed, made everyone laugh and couldn't stop laughing.

"Hey, George, are you acting as a clown?"

"Hahaha, I'm going to record it, record it, and tweet it, and the clicks must not be low."

"It's the stupidest operation I've seen this year."

“……”

The people around him couldn't stop laughing.

Even Lucy, who had just come out of the room, and Shu Yuewu laughed, it was really George's confused look that was too funny, and Xia Xin was holding a fork in one hand and a tray of fruit in the other, and he was quite handsome.

Xia Xin looked at the cake on George's face and expressed sympathy, but this was none of his business, it was the other party's own play, Xia Xin decided to eat by himself.

George blushed and was very embarrassed, but fortunately, no one at the scene could see his face, only the cake on his face.

Seeing that Xia Xin turned his head and glanced at him, about to leave, George was angry in his heart, and said in a playful tone to hide his embarrassment, "Hey, don't go, let's have something more exciting." (English, no longer specially marked later, for ease of reading, English will be written directly in Chinese)

It's a pity that Xia Xin can't understand English, and he doesn't know that George is talking to him.

Seeing Xia Xin's appearance of ignoring himself, George was angry, ran to the side and picked up two pieces of cake, tried his best to make a relaxed gesture of playing, and laughed at the people next to him, "Everyone is optimistic, watch me perform, how to play with the Chinese monkey." ‘

Immediately, next to it is "o", "o", "o", "come on", "on", "him", most people like to be lively, and they are not afraid of big things one by one.

Lucy covered her lips with one hand and said in surprise, "Wow, your friend seems to be in trouble, why don't you help him, he doesn't understand English." ”

Shu Yuewu didn't speak, she wished that these people would humiliate Xia Xin fiercely, insult Xia Xin, insult Xia Xin, and make herself angry.

George took a cake and said with a smile, "Ladies and gentlemen, look at it, the best monkey show of the year has officially begun." ”

As he spoke, he ran towards Xia Xin with a large cake in one hand.

This time, he learned to be smart, directly from behind, from top to bottom, from Xia Xin's Tianling cover, and prepared to add a cake hat to Xia Xin.

Unexpectedly, Xia Xin suddenly retreated, to put it mildly, but with an extremely agile step, he retreated to his side, making his right hand "Heavenly Spirit Cover" empty, and the cake on George's left hand immediately followed and hit Xia Xin's face.

Xia Xin's body was short, and he dodged again.

At the same time, Xia Xin dodged and replied, "Hey, it's too much, you're still eyeing me, aren't you, I don't play this, thank you, let's find someone else to play." ”

Unfortunately, he can't understand English, and George can't understand Chinese.

missed three times in a row, which made George angry and had to smash Xia Xin.

didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, one after another, waving the cake left and right, and smashed it towards Xia Xin.

However, every time it was about to be encountered, it was flashed by Xia Xin.

George didn't understand at all how these inferior Chinese monkeys could be so sensitive that they couldn't even touch their clothes.

Moreover, what is even more annoying is that the other party holds a fork in one hand and a tray in the other, and he doesn't even mean to put it down, so he easily dodges all his attacks.

Xia Xin frowned dissatisfiedly and warned, "Hey, you're enough, I said I won't play anymore." ”

He thought the other party was playing a game of smashing cakes.

He didn't want to play, and he didn't want to be watched.

Seeing that the other party was getting more and more fierce one after another, Xia Xin muttered softly, "Look for death." ”

Then, he deliberately retreated to the edge of the pool, hiding and retreating, until he retreated to the edge of the pool, and there was no way to retreat.

George was overjoyed and said, "This time it depends on where you hide, if you succeed, look at the move." ”

George slammed the two pieces of cake into Xia Xin's face and body.

When he was about to smash it, Xia Xin, who was still standing in front of him just now, suddenly disappeared.

As a result, he couldn't retract his strength at all, and his two hands struck forward, hitting the air above the pool, and his body was unbalanced and planted forward.

He was about to fall into the pool, he desperately waved his hands in mid-air, like a funny clown performance, and finally managed to maintain the balance of the inclined body, and stopped his body stiffly, not letting himself fall into the pool, otherwise it would be too big.

Xia Xin just stood behind him, picked up a piece of honeydew melon in the tray, and praised, "The acrobatics performance is good." ”

Then, after putting the melon in his mouth, he stretched out an index finger and gently tapped George's back.

You don't even have to force it, just a little bit.

Correctly demonstrated what is called the last straw that crushed the camel, and with such a small force, the balance of George's leaning body was broken.

In the eyes of everyone, that George, after being lightly tapped by Xia Xin's index finger, fell straight forward like a slow-motion replay, and finally "plopped" and poured into the pool.

After a moment of silence, the atmosphere boiled.

“o！ o！ o！ ”

“very，cool”。 (Very cool)

"This Huaxia brother is very cool."

"Eating fruit while dodging George's attacks, my God? How did he do it? ”

"George did show us how to play monkeys, and he was the monkey himself."

"Hahaha......"

There was another burst of laughter.

Lucy excitedly pointed to Xia Xin's back and said, "Moon Dance, your friend seems to be very different, I like him very much, so, cool, that Chinese boy!" ”

These words made Shu Yuewu's face even more ugly, and she scolded in her heart, "It's really useless, I can't do such a trivial thing, how can I humiliate him?"

Xia Xin glanced at George in the pool lightly, and confirmed that he got up from the pool, nothing serious, then turned around and continued to walk forward, he didn't care about this little joke, and planned to get some fruit from the other table.

It's just that he paused when he took a step, "What...... Two more, so many people, why are you just playing with me? ”

Coiling Dragon