Chapter 217: You're Obviously Enjoying It
"Haha, Brother Tao, the police are here, Chen Hao, this kid must be dead." Zhang Deshuai said proudly.
Bi Yuntao shook the water from his hair, and suddenly raised his right foot in front of Zhang Deshuai.
Zhang Deshuai was running in the direction of the changing room excitedly, but he didn't pay attention to his feet at all, and he had just taken a shower, and the soles of his feet were slippery, and he fell to the ground with a "poof".
There was a lot of water on the smooth tiles themselves, and his whole body was slippery, and he slid directly on the ground like a loach for a few meters before stopping.
"Brother Tao, what do you mean by you suddenly tripping over me?"
After struggling to get up from the ground, Zhang Deshuai now has a grievance in his heart.
Bi Yuntao hated iron and said with hatred: "You can't be as mature as me when you step on a horse?" Just the excited look you just rushed over, and the police still can't contact us? ”
When Bi Yuntao said this, Zhang Deshuai suddenly woke up, he nodded and said, "Yes, Brother Tao, sure enough, you still think about the problem more comprehensively." ”
"Hmph, there must be no mistakes this time."
Bi Yuntao snorted a puff of gas from his nostrils, put his hands behind his back, and said as if the leader was coming to inspect, "We pretended to be there to watch the excitement, so that the police would never suspect us." ”
"Good!" Zhang Deshuai's face was full of pride, "Brother Tao, I can't wait to see the scene where Chen Hao's kid was arrested." ”
"Me too, even if he hangs again, he still has to be obedient like a grandson in front of the police."
The more Bi Yuntao and Zhang Deshuai talked, the more proud they became, and walked towards the fitting room with their pants on.
And at this moment in the fitting room, after Chen Hao opened the wardrobe by scanning the QR code on the slip of paper, the whole person's heart was relatively messy.
"What the hell is this?"
In the wardrobe, in addition to the clothes that Chen Hao threw in before, there were a few more women's underwear in it.
He took out these underwear a little confused, and when he held them in his hand, they were all colorful and looked relatively new.
Through visual inspection, he estimated that these underwear were all one model, probably between C and D.
This is very strange, every cabinet here needs to be scanned to open, and these underwear cannot appear in his wardrobe out of thin air.
Moreover, according to the analysis of common sense, a woman must only be able to wear one underwear, and now he has several underwear stuffed in his cabinet at the same time, which is a bit unbelievable.
In this case, Chen Hao immediately summoned Xiao Tian to ask for an explanation.
"Xiao Tilt, tell me what these underwear are about, just this model, plus this quantity, is it for cows, right?" Chen Hao said depressedly.
Xiao Tian immediately explained: "Master, don't you think you're very smart, why don't you even see that you've been framed now?" ”
When he heard the word "framed", Chen Hao clenched his underwear and tightened his fist.
In fact, when he got into Bi Yuntao's car before, he thought that this goods would be framed, but the connection between underwear and framing, he was really a little confused.
"This thing is psychopathic, what does it mean to stuff a few underwear in my cabinet and try to frame me?" Chen Hao really didn't understand it.
Seeing that Chen Hao was confused, Xiao Tian explained in detail: "Master, there has been a thief in Jiangyin City who specializes in stealing women's underwear recently, and the people in the police station are making every effort to search for it, after all, the act of stealing underwear is very bad, if you are caught, you will definitely be locked up and educated." ”
"I know, it must be Bi Yuntao who saw this news, so he wanted to design it to frame me." Chen Hao said thoughtfully.
He is depressed in his heart now, it can be said that Bi Yuntao and Zhang Deshuai are like a piece of gummy, pestering him and refusing to let go.
He didn't bother to talk about what happened in the hotel last time, and this time he came up with a plan for underwear, to say that these two people are stupid, they are not stupid to come up with so many ways, but to say that they are not stupid, they are the ones who suffer every time.
"These two are really getting more and more frustrated."
Chen Hao sighed, looked at the underwear in his hand speechlessly, and said: "Even if this thing is usually given to me, I don't bother to take a look, I am such a little pure, how can I steal underwear." ”
"But master, you obviously have a very happy expression on your face." Xiao Tilt teased.
"Is there one?"
Chen Hao grimaced at the non-existent Xiao Tian, and then threw his underwear aside: "What kind of person I am, you must know best, right, beautiful and cute Xiao Tian Xiao Gongju?" ”
"The host was the most ...... It's pure, otherwise last night, I wouldn't have been sitting in Meng Xiaohua's underwear and smiling so happily~" Xiao Tian said with a smile.
“……”
Chen Hao said speechlessly: "Xiao Tian, if you stand in front of me now, do you know what I want to do to you?" ”
"Do what?"
The corners of Chen Hao's mouth opened into a wicked smile and said, "I want to peel off your clothes layer by layer, and then ...... Hey, hey, hey. ”
"Master, your thoughts are so dirty, I don't want to talk to you in the future, so as not to be taken bad~"
At this time, Chen Hao suddenly put on a serious face and said: "Ahem, what did I just say, I mean, I'll peel off your clothes layer by layer, and then see if you are as heartless as an onion." ”
"Master, your lewd smile has betrayed your heart that you want to pretend to be pure." Xiao Tilt concluded.
Just when Chen Hao was talking to Xiao Tian, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps outside the changing room, and judging from the sound, there were more than two or three people rushing over outside.
"Master, it's not good, the people who came outside are the police, and they're coming to arrest you." Xiao Tilt said eagerly.
"I'm rubbing, is it illegal to step on a horse even if I'm handsome?" Chen Hao said depressedly.
"Master, it's obvious that someone called the police and told you about stealing underwear."
After listening to Xiao Tian's explanation, Chen Hao immediately said that he had a very headache, he didn't steal his underwear at all, and he was put on this wronged hat.
If he is really caught at the police station, the people in the police station will definitely ask to contact the parents, if the aunt and Wang Yulin know about it, it will be difficult to walk at home with their heads held high in the future.
"Xiao Tilt, you know that I was wronged, if I was really arrested, it would be difficult for me to explain clearly, you have to help me in this matter, otherwise, you will lose a handsome master~" Chen Hao said eagerly.
"Master, have you forgotten that you still have an unused skill that can help you."
"What skill?" Chen Hao really couldn't remember it for a while.
Thank you for the 100 book coin tip from Lightspeed Boys! Hey, every time I see you saying that Brother Chen is dirty, or asking Brother Chen to write something and teleport to something, Brother Chen is very helpless, I really want to stay away from you group of filthy demon emperors, so as not to be damaged~~
(End of chapter)