Chapter 195: Scheming
Guanghan Palace was already very cold, but after Chen Li's faceless slap, it became even colder.
On Chang'e's face, in addition to shame and anger, there is also a kind of crying and laughing.
She suddenly felt that the monkey was really the strangest thing in the world.
I remember that five hundred years ago, there was also a monkey who came to Guanghan Palace, and that monkey was so famous that it could be said that in the Three Realms, everyone knew about it.
Chang'e was kind to that monkey, why? Because he is doing something he wants to do, but has the heart but is powerless, that is, to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace and lift the throne of the Jade Emperor!
The monkey's name is naturally Sun Wukong.
At that time, Sun Wukong had just run out of the Tushi Palace, with several gourds in his arms, and the gourds were full of some miracle medicines, but he didn't recognize what pills and medicines, he only knew that eating them was beneficial, and the bento candy was thrown into his mouth one by one.
Chang'e came out of the Guanghan Palace and saw the monkey leaning under the laurel tree, its mouth grunting and chewing.
Intrigued, she approached to see who it was.
As a result, Sun Wukong turned his head, grinned directly, and said this viciously.
"Ugly monsters, get out, these are my grandson's!"
That ugly sentence made Chang'e have a pimple in her heart so far, so when she saw Chen Li, who came out of the hidden body just now, she would stare at it silently for a long time, but fortunately, that thing was not Sun Wukong.
Otherwise, I will be scolded for being ugly again.
But everything is not as good as people want, although this monkey is not Sun Wukong, but he is even more excessive than Sun Wukong's unreasonable verb, and he actually slapped her ass directly.
Thinking of her Chang'e Fairy, how many men can only look at the goddess from afar?
But today, he was actually smoked by a monkey as a disobedient child? And there were several strokes......
Chang'e held her smooth forehead, her body was shaky, not injured, but angry.
The jade rabbit on the side opened its teeth and danced its claws.
"Stinky monkey, dare to bully the palace master, I'll fight with you!"
She smacked and rushed over.
It's a pity that she was still in mid-air, and she was grabbed by Chen Li's big furry hand with a pair of long ears, and let her limbs wave non-stop, and she couldn't reach the monkey's heart.
Chen Li was carrying this very cute jade rabbit, and suddenly the ghost lowered his head, and glanced at the jade rabbit's belly, and after a while, he smashed his mouth and smiled: "It's really a mother......
"Ahh
The snow-white fluff on the face of the jade rabbit instantly turned pink, which was as strange as changing the face.
She was ashamed and angry, and kept scolding, stinky monkeys, dead monkeys, hooligans, bastards, I'm going to kill you.
It's a pity that the ideal is plump, and the reality is very skinny.
Her long ears were grabbed by Chen Li in his hands, what could she do with just four little short legs?
On the side, Fairy Chang'e, whose delicate body finally stopped trembling with anger, looked over, and her tone suddenly became calm and indifferent.
"Monkey, I'll give you one last chance, you either leave or, die!"
The words were very calm, without any momentum, but it was this calmness that made Chen Li feel his hairs stand on end.
He was puzzled, and he didn't understand what other means Chang'e had, but the matter had come to this point, and he had to get the Houyi bow.
"Fairy, I still say the same thing, if we have something to say, just say it, it's best not to use a knife or a gun." Chen Li said, looked at Chang'e, there was no fluctuation in her long slanted eyes, Chen Li continued: "Although I am here to borrow the Houyi bow, I assure you that I really have nothing to do with the Jade Emperor, you know the people who learn scriptures from the Eastern Land, right?" I am responsible for protecting the holy monks of the eastern soil and going to the western heaven to learn scriptures. ”
Hearing this, Chang'e's eyelashes moved slightly, and she said in a cold tone: "Since you were not sent by the Jade Emperor, why do you know that the Houyi Bow is in my hands?" ”
"This ......" Chen Li scratched his head, thought for a while, and then said, "I also listened to what others said. ”
"Someone else?" Chang'e sneered, a hint of playfulness flashing in her eyes.
"Do you have to get the Houyi Bow?"
"Yes!" Chen Li nodded heavily, "This is related to my life, I promise, after I use it, I will return it to you immediately!" ”
When Chang'e heard this, she frowned lightly: "In that case, I can lend it to you, but can I trouble you and put my rabbit down?" ”
"Of course there's no problem with this, look at it, let's talk about it well, why do you have to call around."
Chen Li couldn't help grinning when he saw her agree, and his subordinates were also happy, and as soon as his five fingers were loosened, the jade rabbit fell.
After the jade rabbit broke free from the clutches of the monkey, she hurriedly jumped and ran to Chang'e's feet, and Chang'e looked at her lovingly, lowered her body slightly, and picked her up.
Seeing this, Chen Li immediately swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
There is no other reason, just because when Chang'e leaned over, under her slender and round neck, a dazzling snow white was revealed.
Chang'e looked up and glanced at him, and suddenly found that the monkey's face was flushed, she was quite suspicious in her heart, and after bowing her head slightly, she immediately understood the reason, and her face couldn't help but turn red.
Holding the jade rabbit in her arms, Chang'e walked directly to her boudoir, and when she arrived at the door, she suddenly turned around, her eyes flowed, and said, "Don't come in yet?" ”
"Uh, come, come on."
Chen Li stammered in response, and then followed behind Chang'e.
I have to say that this fairy, who is famous in the Three Realms, really has an irresistible charm.
It's really right, a smile, the country and the city!
Chang'e entered the boudoir first, and Chen Li followed, but as soon as he stepped into the room, a sound of wind suddenly came.
"Whew!"
A Hongling suddenly flew out, as fast as lightning, and before the defenseless Chen Li could react, his body was restrained by the Hongling.
The red ling, as if it was infinitely long, wound around his feet to his neck, leaving only his head outside.
Chen Li tried to struggle, but found that he couldn't move.
He looked at Chang'e with a slightly angry look in his eyes, and said, "You yin me? ”
When Chang'e heard this, she suddenly smiled, and charmed all beings: "That's right, I'm Yin you, how about it?" ”
"Damn, you're a woman, you're such a scheming!"
Chen Li couldn't help but scold.
Chang'e frowned, although she didn't understand what a scheming meant, her intuition told her that it was not a good word.
"Stinky monkey, bad monkey, my palace master has suffered enough in Guanghan Palace, why do you always like to come and disturb?"
The jade rabbit on the side had an angry face, hugging Chang'e upset.
Chang'e shook her head at her, signaling her not to say more, and then moved lightly to Chen Li, who couldn't move, her lips opened slightly, and said, "When the Jade Emperor sent you to test my bottom line, he didn't tell you that you might die?" ”
(End of chapter)