The hundredth day rain money
Bang Bang Bang!
"Hahaha, my head is not a head." Wan Yushen's headless body applauded vigorously, "Such a difficult thing to guess can be guessed by you, and I Wan Yushen planted it in your hands, which is not wronged." β
"I didn't guess." I say.
"Oh? Do you still have proof? Wan Yu Shen said strangely.
"There's not a lot of evidence, but there's a little bit of it." I said.
"Tell me about it?" Wan Yu Shen said.
"Didn't you swallow the green swallow that turned into a happy king in your stomach before?" I said, "After the green swallow cut off your head, she said something like this......
Green Swallow said, 'Still trying to stun him?' Don't you know that the belly of a fat man can kill...... I knew this after I was swallowed by him, how dare I move? If you don't kill him when you move, you will be killed by him. β
"How strong is your digestion ability? Can you kill people with your stomach? I said, "Hearing this, I felt that something was wrong, so I quietly asked the green swallow to find out - only then did I know that when the green swallow stayed in your stomach, he actually felt that he was being watched, and he was wrapped in a destructive energy, and he could take his life at any timeβso he didn't dare to move, and if he moved, he would make you lose his head." β
"Just a flower thief, how can I deceive the big official?" Wan Yushen said proudly, "I deliberately exposed my flaws and let him do it." β
"Clever." I couldn't help but praise him, "In this way, you only need to give up a piece of your fat, and you can escape from death, and from now on, the sea and the sky will be ......."
"What the hell are you talking about?" Wang Ziyun's face was full of doubts, "Why can't I understand?" β
"Still don't understand?" I can only explain to him bluntly, "The head of Wan Yushen that we usually see is actually just a fake head that he used to disguise with his own fat!" β
"So disgusting? Young Master Ben still doesn't understand. Wang Ziyun looked disgusted.
In fact, it's no wonder that Wang Ziyun can't figure it out: a person wraps his true body with fat, and then makes a fake head that knows how to read and eat and talk on the surface of the fat, I don't say this kind of thing, how many people in the world can imagine?
"Actually, I have a little bit of proof." I said.
"What?" Wan Yushen frowned.
"I'm curious to know, when I tested you with a flying knife just now, you could insert the first three knives as I wanted, why did you fall before the fourth knife was issued?" I don't answer rhetorical questions.
"Standing for too long, numb feet." Wan Yu Shen said.
"You must have sensed that I wanted to shoot a knife into your body, and I was worried that the real body hiding inside would be injured, so I deliberately fell to the ground, right?" I blinked and said.
"Since there are all the witnesses and supporting evidence, don't hide the ten thousand officials, and show your true identity." Wang Ziyun knocked on the folding fan in his hand.
Wan Yushen was silent for a moment, probably thinking that if he didn't show his face now, he might not have much chance in the future, so he grabbed the broken part of his neck and pulled it hard!
There is no flesh and blood as imagined.
The fat on Wan Yushen's upper body was divided into two halves, swaying slightly on both sides of his body, like a pair of unfolded meat wings.
Between the meat wings, the pillars of flesh that surrounded them slowly bent, revealing a fair-eyed, fair-skinned and smooth face among them.
He actually looks younger than Wan Wudaunt.
"You, you can eat with your face, but you have to rely on your talent." I was emotional.
Wan Yushen smiled slightly, ready to say something.
"Why do you have to learn from me?" I sighed helplessly.
When Wan Yushen's words came to his lips, he forcibly held them back.
It has also caused serious mental damage to the enemy!
"That's enough, don't talk nonsense - you finally managed to cheat your death, and now you are running out and pretending to be a ghost, what do you want to do?" Wang Ziyun said impatiently.
"Hehe, what else can I do for it, of course, for the famous Heavenly Demon Relic." Wan Yushen's real body touched his smooth chin, "As long as you get a Heavenly Demon Secret Method, even if I, Wan Yushen, am ruined today, I will have a lot of opportunities to rise in the future." β
"Still want to rise? Hehe, let's talk about it after passing this king's level. Wang Ziyun was obviously extremely disgusted with this Wan Yushen who hid his true body in his flesh.
If you don't agree with each other, start fighting immediately!
Following the great battle against the barbarian assassin Shamandu, Wang Ziyun and I are going to join forces again to deal with this Wanyu gentry and Wan Daguan, who is known as the richest man in the south.
What level is he?
Character name: Wan Yushen
Character Relationships: Hostile
Commonly used weapons: fists and feet, hidden weapons.
Martial arts realm: proficient, stunt level.
Posture level: perfect fire, stunt level.
Internal cultivation is: 65 veins are opened, and the stunt level is stunt.
β¦β¦
It's another guy with a full-body stunt-level martial arts!
Although judging from the data, there is not much difference between Wan Yushen and Shaman, but many things cannot be seen on the surface.
How good can a person fight?
Of course, you have to fight to find out.
"No matter what order, let's beat him together!" Wang Ziyun took out a few shuttle darts, sandwiched them between his fingers, and used them as thorny fingers.
I, on the other hand, took out the moon scimitar as usual.
The more I use this knife, the more I use it, the more comfortable I am.
"Up!"
Wang Ziyun and I rushed over side by side and beat Wan Yushen hard.
Wan Yushen put away his real body and hugged his head and was beaten.
Oh, and on the face of it, he doesn't have a head.
If an outsider passes by at this time and sees the two of us punching and kicking a headless corpse, slashing and darts, they will definitely think that we are perverts.
"I don't need outsiders, I feel pretty perverted right now." Wang Ziyun spat at Wan Yushen.
How? Did I unconsciously speak my heart again?
"Don't fight yet, I have to rest." Wang Ziyun gasped and stepped back against the wall.
I stopped too.
Don't look at Wan Yushen who doesn't fight back when he is beaten, his fat body doesn't seem to be swollen, cut, or broken, and the force of the shock makes us sore.
I need to take a break......
At this time, Wan Yushen jumped up with a snort, opened his belly and revealed his true body: "You are too tender after all, you can't even scratch my skin, and you still want to kill me?" β
With that, he jerked out a large handful of money and threw it at us.
Sonor! Sonor! Sonor! Sonor! Sonor! Sonor! Sonor!
Massive amounts of money rained down on stone walls, ceilings, and floors, instantly smashing into criss-crossing marks.
"This is the legendary secret weapon technique: Tianyu money?" Wang Ziyun's face changed rapidly.
Must hit?
That's right, this large amount of money is spilled, in large quantities, densely distributed, fast, and enveloping a large area, which is indeed nowhere to hide.
And the hell is ......
I don't want to hide at all!
(End of chapter)