8. A large country with a large population
There's an old song called Brother Who Sleeps on My Top Bunk. However, this old song has become a mark of the times in the history of the development of Chinese universities.
At least at K University in Shanghai, there are no bunk beds in the university dormitories β everyone sleeps on the top bunks, which are actually desks and desks for studying.
This is a standard quadruple room, and there is no so-called dormitory brothers, but the environment is very good, at least the house is air-conditioned.
Of course, behind such a fantastic dormitory is actually the exponential increase in the cost of accommodation. The one-year accommodation fee is not cheap, so it is natural to enjoy a lot.
After returning to his bedroom and opening the door with the key, he saw two unfamiliar faces, looking at Tang Yi himself with a hint of scrutiny.
"1 bed?" Seeing the unopened suitcase left at the desk, a boy asked.
Tang Yi heard the question, nodded and replied: "Yes, 1 bed, Tang Yi!" From the Northeast. β
"Li Shuo of 2 beds, Hu Jian!" With a slight accent, the thinner boy stretched out his hand and shook Tang Yi's hand.
At the moment of shaking hands, Li Shuo felt the softness of Tang Yi's palm, and he also saw the slender and somewhat excessive fingers.
It was really a pair of beautiful and somewhat excessive hands, not only without the vicissitudes of time, but even described as soft.
For a moment, Li Shuo felt that he should find a girlfriend. He doubted his sexual orientation and was bent by Tang Yi's hands......
Another little fat man was very shy, and he also stretched out his hand to introduce himself: "Hello, I am from 4 beds, my name is Zhao Chengwei!" Belch...... Ha, Harbin's. β
Unlike most people in high school, who come from the same city, the dormitory in college is really from all over the world.
Only you can't think of it, nothing is impossible. It is possible that one person is from Heilongjiang and one person is from Hainan Island.
The good news is that Tang Yi's Mandarin is quite standard for the three people in this bedroom, if you don't count Li Shuo from Hu Jian Province.
"So buddy hasn't come yet?" Tang Yi looked at the empty 3 beds and asked Li Shuo, who was reluctant to let go of his hand.
Li Shuo shrugged his shoulders and replied as he walked back to his chair: "No, look at the name of Huang Zisheng." β
Tang Yi walked to the side of bed No. 3, took a closer look at the name tag, and confirmed that the other party's surname was indeed Huang, not Wang, and he was slightly happy in his heart.
Fortunately, there is no one surnamed Wang in the bedroom, otherwise Li Shuo estimated that he would be able to change the prince's name to Huang Zisheng.
This is good, the real surname is Huang, and it saves Li Shuo a headache. Tang Yi also sat back in his chair and watched the other two wait for them to continue chatting.
"Ahem!" After coughing, Li Shuo began to talk endlessly, this great god seems to be very good at real-time, and is helping Zhao Chengwei analyze the prospects of Japan's manufacturing industry in Sino-Japanese relations.
"Don't worry, in terms of the current market share of smart phones, the advantages of Japan's electronic parts industry have collapsed, and they have basically withdrawn from the mobile phone market and can only compete as suppliers......" Li Shuo was talking eloquently there, and Zhao Chengwei kept nodding beside him.
Zhao Chengwei's desk has a neat row of books, including exercises for civil service exams and miscellaneous books such as chicken soup for the soul.
Seeing these details, Tang Yi felt that he was not very comfortable with his body. The roommate in the dormitory doesn't seem to have any special fetishes, but he doesn't seem to be the same kind of person.
Obviously, Zhao Chengwei is planning to take the exam to become a civil servant in the next few years. And it seems that they are children who study very well, although they don't ask about the major, but they are estimated to be very good.
As for Li Shuo, he can be regarded as well-read and strong-remembered, but it's a pity that this guy shows off a sentence of English from time to time, and his colloquial language is called an authentic and authentic one.
It is estimated that this great god is the kind of bull who can pass 140 points in the English college entrance examination, otherwise he would not have studied in a key school like K University.
What made Tang Yi even more desperate was that Zhao Chengwei on the side could understand the ethereal English, and it seemed that his English level was not low.
This hurt Tang Yi's little heart, of course he also has excellent English, he not only knows GANK, but also knows CONTER, and even knows double kill......
"You ...... Don't usually play games? Finally, when it was Tang Yi's turn to speak, he had the courage to interject.
"Hit!" Speaking of the game, it was obvious that the two people opposite were also of high nature, and they replied in unison with a hundred times more energy.
"Whew!" Finally let go of a big stone in his heart, Tang Yi felt that he had finally found a common topic between the three of them, and breathed a sigh of relief.
"I play Hearthstone, and sophisticated numerical calculations are good for mental exercise." Li Shuo added, looked at Tang Yi and said.
It seems that he really wants to pull an ally from Tang Yi, if there are two people in the dormitory playing a game, it is easy to pull the other person into the gang.
Once you grow up, when you play a game in a dormitory, you have a lot of common topics, at least not so lonely before going to bed at night.
Another Zhao Chengwei's answer was even more exaggerated: "You don't know, I play football games, I am a senior fan, and I like Barcelona the most!" β
Hearing this answer, Tang Yi felt that he really should shut up, who would have thought that an English thief 6 would play Hearthstone to exercise math? Who would have thought that a little fat guy would love football?
This room isn't a freak, is it? Tang Yi had an urge to change his dormitory: if possible, he wanted to live with three classmates who played League of Legends.
Aren't all those novels perfectly written? The male protagonist's bedroom is all playing League of Legends.,At the beginning, it wasn't good.,Later, they formed a team together and competed for the LOL World Championship - what an inspirational story!
Why is it your turn, I don't play League of Legends in the dormitory, not to mention, and I am still some academic masters?
Thinking of this, Tang Yi couldn't help but blame his mother in his heart: If this was a garbage school at the beginning, there would be more common language in the dormitory, right?
"What game are you playing?" When Li Shuo was turning around Tang Yi a thousand times, he asked a question that made Tang Yi want to avoid.
But at this time, the other party had already asked, and he couldn't help but answer: "Uh...... I play League of Legends. β
"Oh! I've heard of a very popular game. Li Shuo was very surprised to answer.
"The Internet cafΓ© next to our school is all about this." Zhao Chengwei also nodded in agreement.
But the next sentence made Tang Yi want to cry without tears: "That game is not very fun, just watch the fights." β
You can't explain to your mom and dad that League of Legends is a competitive game of teamwork and work together to win.
Of course, there is no way for you to change the biased impression that a person who doesn't play League of Legends is just "playing around" about League of Legends.
Tang Yi decided to change the topic and not waste his time on the topic of the game: "Hungry, go eat?" β
"Let's go! Walk! Walk! Dine! Dine! Li Shuo heard this suggestion and hurriedly spoke.
No matter how great the differences in mankind, whether they are capitalists or communists, the advice they will not refuse is: eat!
Tang Yi stood up, didn't care about the suitcase that he still hadn't opened, and said with a smile: "Go!" Go and see our cafeteria, today a few brothers are acquainted, I invite everyone to eat. β
"I please! I please! The little fat man Zhao Chengwei stood up, and said with a smile on his face: "I have inquired with the seniors when I came, and the small stove in the second canteen is famous in the rivers and lakes!" β
"Hahaha! Then go to the second canteen! Tang Yi nodded in agreement and said, "Huang Zisheng, this buddy is late, he will come tomorrow, let him have another meal!" β
"Don't! Today I don't fight, I said that tomorrow I will please! Li Shuo put his hands in his pockets, but he followed Tang Yi and Zhao Chengwei very chic and walked out of his bedroom.
When I close the door, the number 402 on the door is still brand new. The dormitory has only been built for less than two years, and it is definitely brand new.
The three of them walked down the stairs, complaining about the very unpleasant fact that they lived on the fourth floor without an elevator, and complained about the faint smell of socks in the hallway.
Men's bedrooms, no matter how clean they are, are always tragic. Fortunately, the current women's dormitory is also developing rapidly in the direction of the men's dormitory, and it is not far behind.
The beauty of the chaotic room is now common, and the era of boys looking for a washing machine and a girl looking for a meal ticket in college is really gone.
After all, in this era, girls are not short of meal tickets, but Chanel Prada is missing, and boys can't find a washing machine and can only be "Princess Shang". The only thing that remains unchanged is that handsomeness and beauty are still the first criteria for choosing a mate.
Don't believe any other nonsense, the same way of picking up, handsome and beautiful, must be at least three times higher than ugly success probability.
The same sentence is "Beauty, have I seen you somewhere?" Such a clichΓ© way of talking, Wu Yanzu said and Wu Mengda said that it was definitely two ends.
It's just that the three people in the 402 bedroom have nothing to do with handsome words anyway: Li Shuo is of medium stature, but he is dark and thin; Zhao Chengwei is short and fat, cute and beautiful, but his beauty is seriously insufficient.
As for Tang Yi, who is a little human, he has no beard now, has a chicken nest hairstyle, and takes the decadent route of Brother Sharp - two more flies, and there is no difference from the beggar at the school gate.
So the three of them didn't attract thousands of eyes, but just turned into an ordinary handful of thousands of college students and shook into the sophomore cafeteria of K University.
"Holy!" Seeing the crowd of people in the second canteen, Tang Yi unconsciously let out an exclamation.
"Holy!" Li Shuo and Zhao Chengwei slowed down by half a beat, and also amazed at the fact that China is a populous country......