The old man is none other than the patriarch Bodhi of the Lingtai Fangcun Mountain in the West Niuhezhou and the Sanxing Cave of the Oblique Moon.

Although this old man does not walk in the world, but the world has left his legend, he has a cynical smile on his face for a long time.

Compared with dealing with the top people in the Three Realms, he prefers to deal with some small people and small animals who don't know their names, and the Yuan Shi Tianzun in the Three Qings, who takes Kunlun as the cave mansion, has been scolding this old man for being a naïve ghost, and the hot-tempered Lingbao Tianzun has been chasing and killing this old thing who stole his treasure barefoot.

In this way, the only thing in Sanqing that can still have the same smell as him is the good corpse cut by Daode Tianzun.

In the past, when Lao Jun was there, he was still able to go to the cave of other people's houses to walk, and then ate some pills that were comfortable for his body, but since he beat Sanqing and went to the outside of the world to deal with that guy, this Tushi Palace was empty, leaving a few little Taoist children, and the pills refined were really not in taste, which also led to Bodhi being able to chew broad beans when he had no spare time.

But fortunately, the aura of Huaguo Mountain has been turned upside down, and all melons and fruits have become heavenly treasures that the gods are eager to see, so he rushed over in a hurry.

"Hiccup...... Refreshing! ”

On the edge of a quiet cliff in Huaguo Mountain, Bodhi spit out the peach pit in his mouth, rubbed his bulging belly, and then burped contentedly.

On the side, Sun Wukong smiled and said, "How many more will I give you?" ”

"Forget it, you can't eat it all at once."

Bodhi waved his hand and spoke with great wisdom, but in fact he just couldn't hold it anymore.

Sun Wukong smiled, and didn't expose his shortcomings as a non-righteous master, and said, "Master, you didn't come here today really to eat some fruit, right?" ”

"Of course not, am I such a good person?"

"Yes."

"What?"

"Ah, no, my mouth is down."

"That's pretty much it."

Bodhi muttered, then slapped it down.

Sun Wukong was speechless.

The master and apprentice fell silent.

The two looked into the distance, and under their feet was the East China Sea, and after the East China Sea were three islands and ten continents.

Bodhi's cloudy eyes seemed to be able to see the situation of the three islands and ten continents, and after being silent for a long time, he suddenly asked, "Do you know why the aura of Huaguo Mountain has changed greatly?" ”

"I know."

"Oh?" Bodhi's eyes flashed with surprise.

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "When I didn't jump out of the stone before, I saw a lot of immortals coming and going here, and they laid a formation in Huaguo Mountain, I don't know what that formation is for, but now that I think about it, it should be for today." ”

Hearing this, Bodhi nodded, and then asked, "Then do you know why they laid out this formation?" ”

Sun Wukong tilted his head, thought for a while, and then said with a smile: "You should want to give me a big chance, right?" I have been practicing under the water curtain cave for the past few days, and I feel that my cultivation has become a thousand miles a day. ”

"You're right, they really want to give you a big chance, just like your mountain melon fruit, they gave you a big fruit that shook the past and the present, you have to eat this fruit, you will benefit immensely, if you can't eat it......"

Bodhi's tone paused, and his face was a little sad, but soon, all the sorrow on his face disappeared, and it was replaced by a conceit that was extremely inconsistent with his hippie smile, and he was categorical, "Since you are here as a teacher, you will definitely be able to eat it." ”

Hearing this, Sun Wukong nodded, but in the next second, his face suddenly changed, and then he turned his head suddenly.

"Is that you?"

Sun Wukong squinted his eyes, and three people came behind him, an old man, a bald donkey, and a dignified woman.

He had seen them when he was still in the stone womb, and the formation of Huaguo Mountain was laid down by them.

The three of them are the lord of Penglai, the abbot, and the Queen Mother of the West.

Bodhi and Sun Wukong looked back together, compared to the doubts and vigilance on Sun Wukong's face, he had a smiling face when he saw an old acquaintance.

"Yo, bald donkey, why did you change into such a formal robe today? Didn't you care the least about what you wore before, and you didn't even care about going bare-chested on the street? ”

The one who was called a bald donkey was, of course, the abbot.

After hearing that this guy who had been tireless in the heavens and the earth had damaged himself, he was not annoyed, but just said Amitabha Buddha decently, and then said, "Fuck off, uncle, when did the poor monk get bare-assed?" ”

Bodhi smiled, "When you are a toddler, when you are learning to speak, you are bare all day long." ”

"Nerves."

The abbot gave him a blank look.

Bodhi then looked at the Lord of Penglai on the side, and said with a smile: "Little Penglai, has your island been hidden?" When I came to Huaguo Mountain this time, I wanted to stop by to find your old nest to play. ”

The corners of the mouth of the lord of Penglai twitched, and everyone in the world said that Penglai Island was ethereal, and he couldn't find it, so he thought that he had set up a rule, and he would manifest Penglai when he met a destined person, but who knew that he hid Penglai Island all day long, in fact, he was made by the unserious old man in front of him?

When he thought of Penglai Island, where he had countless treasures 10,000 years ago, he couldn't help but grit his teeth because he was patronized by the guy in front of him and returned to poverty overnight.

I only hate that my ability is not as good as others, otherwise I must beat up the indecent old man.

Bodhi looked at the face of the Lord of Penglai as if he had eaten a dead mouse, and grinned, and after laughing, he naturally set his eyes on the last dignified woman.

When the Queen Mother of the West met the old man's gaze, her face turned obviously red, and without waiting for Bodhi to speak, she preemptively spoke: "We are here this time to give your apprentice an opportunity." ”

"Send the opportunity, okay, then I'll thank you for Wukong first, it's not convenient to talk here, let's go, let's go to the Water Curtain Cave."

Bodhi waved his hand.

Seeing this, the Queen Mother of the West couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, fortunately she got to the point first, otherwise according to the temperament of this unserious old man, she would spit out some indecent remarks if she couldn't keep it.

It's a pity that she was happy a little early, just when she turned around and raised her feet, and walked to the water curtain cave with the abbot of Penglai, Bodhi's body suddenly flashed behind her, and then she heard a slap on the ground.

Her delicate and dignified face immediately turned red to the root of her ears.

The abbot of Penglai beside him obviously guessed what was happening, but the two of them never looked back, just held back a smile.

On the side, Sun Wukong was full of confusion.

And the party Bodhi, is leisurely and complacent to take his hand away from the West Queen Mother's buttocks, of course, before taking it away, he didn't forget to pinch it, and sighed in his mouth: "Hey, the years are not forgiving, the great beauty Yaochi back then, now the butt is not as upright as before." ”

(End of chapter)