10Are you here to be funny?
There may not be many people who will report to school with a hairstyle like a chicken nest. So on the first day of registration, the barbershop business was very deserted in the commercial street of the school.
At least after Tang Yi entered, the clerk inside was very enthusiastic, and then introduced some gossip in K University while washing his hair.
Tang Yi was also interested in gossip, so while enjoying the press of the shampoo, he asked, "Do you know the e-sports department?" ”
"Yes, yes! I also watched them play, the last time Wuhan University came to play a friendly match, the scene was a crowd. The shampoo proudly braged about what he knew.
A sea of people? How many people are in the cafeteria? Tang Yi asked with disdain in his heart, and then continued to ask: "Do you know what the beauties in the e-sports department are called?" ”
"Look at what you asked." The shampoo laughed and said triumphantly, "How do I know about this?" ”
Don't be surprised, although the society is very willing to choose a certain school flower of a certain university, in fact, the vast majority of people in the school do not know who the school flower is.
In fact, it's very simple to think about it, it is definitely not strange that there are tens of thousands of people in a school, and there are several good-looking girls.
Since they are all good-looking, there is no need to choose who is the best-looking. Those who swear that so-and-so woman cannot be surpassed are actually just preferential.
To be fair, in fact, many actresses are also at the same level. It is pointless to openly evaluate who is more beautiful than whom.
That's why there are so many scandals in beauty pageants: everyone is actually almost beautiful, and that's just more than something else - for example, kung fu in bed?
All this kind of competition, in fact, there is only one trick in the end: after the comparison of beauty, it can only be compared to academic qualifications and talents, and to compare some other aspects that have nothing to do with beauty.
It's as ridiculous as saying that holding Van Gogh's sunflowers and Picasso's dove of peace is more artistic, than looking at whose frame is more expensive and whose paint is more environmentally friendly.
Anyway, there are many people in this world who are doing a lot of ridiculous things, not too much, not too much less.
"Didn't you say there is nothing in this school that you don't know?" Tang Yi didn't get the answer he wanted, and asked the man who washed his hair.
The shampoo was also embarrassed, and explained: "In this school, many deans and department heads are here to get haircuts, and I really have a lot of contact. ”
"And you don't even know the names of how many of your students?" Tang Yi was even more strange, and continued to ask.
The shampoo was even more embarrassed, and said embarrassedly: "Look at what you said, there are a lot of beautiful women in our school, but who came to our place to get a haircut......
“……”
Come to think of it, most of the girls go to some high-end professional hair salons to take care of their hair.
Don't underestimate the elegant three-foot green silk of those girls, many people have invested a huge amount of money to take care of it.
Split ends, yellowing, that's all about going to the nutritional essence and applying all kinds of conditioners to save it.
You get what you pay for, and since people can shake their black and beautiful hair in a sports car, it naturally has a cost, right?
So this time Tang Yi can be regarded as a non-person - after all, a barbershop that spends most of its time taking care of the hair of boys and some girls who don't care about this aspect will not be easily patronized by high-quality girls.
Tang Yi was helplessly pressed on the barber chair, the old master was very double-beaten, and a pair of scissors was as tiger as the throwing knife in the hand of the old boy, so scared that Tang Yi didn't even move his neck a little.
Half an hour later, Tang Yi was completely human. He paid the money, thanked the old barber who had the demeanor of the second uncle of Wudang Mountain, and almost said goodbye with a fist salute.
rushed into the bedroom and took a cold shower, Tang Yi realized that it was September at this time. Gritting his teeth, he held on to the baptism of cold water, because he really didn't have time to wait for the water heater to work.
Finally jumped out of the bathroom cleanly, Tang Yi had time to open his suitcase, pulled out a pair of pants and put them on his legs, shaking his head like an epilepsy to speed up the air-drying effect of his hair.
It wasn't until he put on his pants that he remembered that he forgot to put the ** in it. Although there is a superhuman momentum when wearing outside, Superman does not wear flat shorts after all, so Tang Yi had to start the procedure of taking off his pants again.
After some tossing, he was finally able to stand in front of the interview mirror left by his predecessor last year, and run his hair with his hands.
Although it can't be said that Yushu is pressed by the wind, it can also be said that it is a talent. Tang Yi has played the piano, and his temperament is still a little bit.
Well, to tell the truth, people rely on clothes and Buddha rely on gold, and Tang Yi's momentum comes from his well-fitting casual clothes.
Shirt and jeans plus a pair of brown casual shoes that are a little dirty but very "stylish", and you can finally get a passing score when you dress up.
"Tang Yi! The happiness of four years of college depends on you! It's all up to you! Pointing to himself in the mirror, Tang Yi muttered to cheer himself up.
College life began, or it was time for a senior to seduce a senior, a senior to hook up with a senior, a senior sister covets a junior, a senior brother clings to a junior, a senior sister is jealous of a junior, a senior hates a senior sister, a senior abandons a senior sister, a senior retaliates against a senior, a senior deceives a junior, a junior shoots with a senior, a junior pursues a junior, a senior refuses a junior, and a senior and a junior are finally happily together.
Walking on the lively school road of K University, each club has set up its own publicity booth.
The badminton department is crowded, the football department is masculine, and a few little girls in cheongsams in the calligraphy department make a large group of perverts stop.
Then there is the chess club, where three men with glasses at the door are shouting the slogan of horses walking the sun and elephants walking fields.
Tang Yi was thinking viciously in his heart who Ma Xiang was and who Xiang Xiang Tian was, when he saw the sign of the e-sports department.
Yes, he saw the sign for the esports department...... Moreover, he can only see the sign of the e-sports department......
After all, he was too late, because the place was almost occupied by the gamers. I don't know why, everyone is still cheering again and again.
Other booths are club clubs, hometown associations, and club registrations, and here are other corporate job fairs...... Tang Yi looked at his outfit and felt that he was going to squeeze a Spring Festival train.
He usually hates to queue up and crowd people. But thinking about the girl in the middle on the leaflet, he rushed into the crowd without hesitation.
What does it mean that thousands of troops are crowding a single-plank bridge, the college entrance examination has come over, and you are afraid of the recruitment of an e-sports club?
Tang Yi fought in the crowd with a kind of momentum that was sluggish and easy to be cold, ignoring the dissatisfaction of the people around him, and twisted away all kinds of traps and attacks with an extremely coquettish position.
By the time he came to the front row, he couldn't describe it as embarrassed. Naturally, the hairstyle has been messed up, and the clothes are only a line better than the one when eating.
Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, he saw something that made the crowd cheer - the beauties of the esports club were sitting there and doing a one-on-one solo with a few freshmen.
This is a program when the e-sports department recruits new students, and it is also a master who thinks he is powerful in the selection of new students.
As long as you log in your number on a laptop and prove that you have a high-level account in League of Legends, you can challenge several beauties, and those who win can join the esports department.
The conditions are not very high, no matter what region you are in, as long as you have a gold level, you can join the challenge, and you can directly join the esports department.
The conditions sound very lenient, but they are actually very lenient. Originally, the e-sports department was an activity department, and expanding its influence was the way to survive, and the level was just an add-on.
At this moment, there are ASUS motherboard staff handing out computer spec sheets, and there is a huge poster of Corsair memory modules - here is a huge advertising sign, and the business opportunities are endless.
It's no wonder that the e-sports department has a lot of money - freshmen have to have their own computers, whether it's laptops or desktops, as long as a round of advertising is smashed, the profit is a matter of course.
Such a unique recruitment meeting, the cost of investing tens of thousands of yuan to invest in oneself, and the sponsorship effect for the e-sports department is the same, and you often get more.
Merchants are not idiots, they have money and influence to take good things, and it is strange that they are absent.
At least those buddies in the chess department, no matter how much they shout, they can't be more eye-catching than the ten water-cooled dazzling cases here.
"I want to sign up! I want to sign up! Tang Yi, who didn't care about a lot, rushed left and right at this time and suddenly came to the side of the registration position, and shouted to a fat girl with glasses.
The fat girl pushed the glasses on the bridge of her nose and asked, "Which district, what rank, verify and enter, you need gold or above." ”
"Gold? Am I bronze? Be accommodating! Tang Yi shamelessly squeezed out a smile and asked.
It seemed that it was about to get dark, and it seemed that she had never met such a brazen person as Tang Yi, the fat girl looked at Tang Yi carefully.
She's been sitting here for a day, and there's really not a single person below the gold level who has come to her to sign up. This kid is just here to flirt with beautiful women, or does he not know the depth of abuse?
You know, after all, although the girls on the stage are not too strong, their level is still very high. It's a shame to treat these as vases.
Also bronze? Bronze, what are you here to do? You don't know how many people are waiting for a chance to win the game? Are you here to be funny?