Chapter 1819: Doesn't My Conscience Hurt
The person who was injured this time was Loki.
He lay on the sand, put on a nostalgic expression, and said to himself affectionately: "Ah, what a beautiful sky, what a dazzling sand, but at this moment, I want to leave it, die, and return to the side of the God of Creation, I can no longer gaze at the sky, I can no longer touch this sand, let alone touch your beautiful face with my hands, ah, Lily, I am going to die, please don't be sad, please don't be sad, there is a wise leader like the boss, and there is such a beautiful and powerful protection as the eldest sister, I'm sure you'll be happy, ah......"
Loki tilted his head and stopped moving.
Lily was crying with tears in her eyes, shaking Loki and calling his name.
I was standing a few steps away, my head full of black lines, and my face was bursting.
After more than ten seconds, I finally couldn't stand it anymore and shouted: "Little squeak! ”
A little squeak ran to my side, waiting for the order.
I pointed at Loki and commanded, "Doesn't this thing say that he is dead, it's good to die, it's a lump of fresh meat when he dies, you go and eat him, eat it cleanly, don't even have bones left." ”
"Squeak!"
Little Squeak, with a fierce light on his face, approached Loki step by step.
Two steps from Loki, the creature suddenly jumped to his feet, looked around, and when he met Lily's pitiful gaze, he cried out, fell to his knees, hugged Lily, and wept as he cried, "Ah, Lily, the merciful God of Creation, remembering your longing for me, has returned my soul and raised me again, all because of you, Lily! ”
After roaring hoarsely, he hurriedly stood up, waved his hand at Xiao Squeak again and again, and said, "I'm already alive, don't eat me anymore, and besides, I'm not delicious, with ribs and teeth." ”
The little squeak squeaked disdainfully, then turned around, and returned to me in a graceful way.
Seeing Xiao Squeak retreat, Loki put his mind at ease, patted Lily's hair, wiped away her tears, and said, "Okay, let's continue to farm monsters, otherwise the boss will be annoyed!" ”
Lily nodded obediently and followed Loki in the direction of the sand scorpion.
Before I could take two steps, I immediately shouted, "Stop!" ”
Loki shuddered, turned around, and said, "Boss, boss." ”
I smiled and said, "Okay, Loki, the talent of the drama is full, you were just hit by the sand raised by the sand scorpion, how could you die on the spot, and the god of creation is especially grateful for Lily's nostalgia for you, so he let you be resurrected, okay, since you can be resurrected, then you can be resurrected once." ”
As he spoke, he strode forward, picked up Loki, and was about to throw it at the sand scorpion: "I'll throw you to feed the sand scorpion now, and see if you can be resurrected." ”
"Don't, Boss!" Loki hugged my arm tightly and said with a look of horror: "Boss, I was wrong, I was really wrong, you let me go, I just thought that it was too boring to fight monsters like this, and I wanted to add some ingenuity." ”
"Hehehe, that's good," I sneered: "Your idea is great, but ingenuity is not as interesting as performance art, so let's do it, in order to entertain everyone, I'll throw you in front of the sand scorpion, how about you perform a scorpion mouth escape?" ”
"Spare me, boss," Loki pleaded with a sad face, "With my strength, when I get to the sand scorpion, I haven't given it more food." ”
I turned to Lily and asked, "Lily, do you want to see the Scorpion Mouth Escape show?" ”
Lily wiped her eyes blurred by tears, flattened her mouth, and said, "Brother Xiaoyi, there is a good show to watch, where is it?" ”
"Boss, don't, boss, please let go!" Loki hugged my arms tighter, like a koala clinging to a branch.
"Lily, the boss is going to throw me to feed the sand scorpion, help me plead!"
This time, Loki pleaded with a handful of snot and tears.
When Lily heard this, she immediately panicked, stepped forward and pounced, hugged my thigh, and the tears that had just been wiped out came out again, and said in a trembling voice: "Brother Xiao Yi, don't feed Loki to the sand scorpion, please." ”
With a light sigh, I casually threw Loki on the ground and said, "In the future, you are not allowed to play treasure during the battle, and you will pretend to be dead, and look at what Lily is crying into." ”
Loki, who was grinning from the fall, rubbed his buttocks, glanced at me cautiously, then at Lily, oh, and said timidly, "I know it's wrong, boss." ”
"Wipe away your tears and snot, and keep fighting," I said, "If you can't kill a sand scorpion today, you can stay here for the night." ”
Loki shuddered, looked around, and saw that there were still several sand scorpions staring at this place not far away, and couldn't help but be excited, and said, "Spare me, boss, if you stay here for a night, I will definitely become sand scorpion feces." ”
"Then let's go and fight," I said, "find a way to unite the forces of the crowd and kill a sand scorpion." ”
In order not to live in this dangerous place, Loki pulled Lily and ran back to the team with a puff of smoke.
As soon as he entered the team, Billy sneered and said, "Yo, when will this hero who has died heroically come back, this is not good, you better rest in peace." ”
Loki made a bitter face and said, "Don't be sarcastic about me, just now I was thinking about acting and livening up the atmosphere, and I was almost thrown by the boss to feed the sand scorpion." ”
Billy sneered mockingly.
Just then, the sand scorpion's tail spine turned around and stabbed directly into Billy's lower abdomen.
Billy turned his head to taunt Loki, not even paying attention to the tail thorn, so he was naturally hit.
During the treatment, Loki covered his mouth and snickered, his smile was extremely evil, and he gloated.
I covered my forehead and sighed deeply: why is there always such and such abnormal guys in my team?
At the end of the day, the harvest was very fruitful.
The abundance here refers to the harvest of me and Yura and others.
As for the two squads, they only killed two sand scorpions separately, and they were collectively exhausted and paralyzed.
Among them, Susan and Belle are particularly hard.
In the team, people who were stabbed by sand scorpions appeared one after another, and some of them were stabbed seven or eight times in a row, causing two priest girls who specialized in purification to run around and complain.
In recognition of the girls' hard work, I specially bought a large cake to comfort Susan Belle.
When the two sweet-toothed girls saw the cake, it was as if they had seen their long-separated relatives, and they didn't care about the image.
After the two girls were full of food and drink, they staggered and lay on the sofa, patting their stomachs while complaining that the cake I bought was too big and delicious, and this time they must have gained a few pounds.
This grievance in my heart: Why don't you two dislike the big cake I bought when you eat the cake, and you still ask me to buy a two-meter diameter next time, now it's good, eat it dry and wipe it clean, and start to complain that the cake is big and you are fat.
Doesn't your conscience hurt when you say this?
(End of chapter)