Chapter 25: Like to be a bandit? Then send you to jail
The soldiers of Luzhou Village were greatly boosted after returning from the drunken mania, and they flanked the attacking pirates in front and back, and the pirates died in a short time, and those who surrendered surrendered. And Huang Chao and others also successfully captured more than ten people including the pirate leader and returned.
"Lord, fortunately, I didn't disgrace my life, and I captured more than ten people including the pirate leader!" Huang Chao came back with Qin Wolf and the others, and immediately reported to the drunkard.
"Thank you guys, bring it up!"
Soon, Qin Wolf brought the captured pirate leader and others to the village. The drunken maniac looked at the dozen pirates and suddenly felt surprised: "You are a player? It looks familiar, what's your name? β
"Drunkard, you are really a noble person who forgets things, half a month ago when you exterminated the bandit cottage, you slashed and killed the bandit leader and me in public, don't you remember?"
"Is that you? What a bandit's kobold strategist! It's called Yu Huang? The drunkard remembered that when he exterminated the bandits, he slashed and killed more than a dozen heinous thieves in public, and this thief eyebrow and rat-eyed scribe was dressed as the bandit military advisor, "Why did you become the pirate's military advisor again after you were resurrected?" The drunken fanatic curiously circled the player twice
"Serendipity! And I want to seek revenge on you, it is most suitable to join the bandits and pirates, and if you want to kill, kill it, don't grind like a woman! A day later, I'm a good guy again! "Emperor Yu is arrogant and domineering, and he doesn't realize being a prisoner at all!
"I respect you as a man, I won't kill you!" The drunkard smiled evilly and said to Emperor Yu
"You're not going to kill me?" Emperor Yu's face was full of doubts, and he looked at the drunkard in disbelief
"That's right! I won't kill you! Do what you say! The drunkard patted Emperor Yu's shoulder and smiled
Emperor Yu: "Then let me go quickly!" β
Drunkard: "Then you have to recruit from the truth, why did the pirates attack my territory?" And where are the pirates' bases? I promise not to kill you! β
Emperor Yu had an expression of disbelief on his face: "Flicker, flicker!" I don't believe you're so kind! Unless you sign the system agreement, you won't kill me after I tell the truth! β
"Yes, as long as you tell the truth, I promise not to kill you!" Soon you set the system agreement, if you violate the system agreement, the system will fall to the sky and thunder to kill the violation of the agreement, it is very serious to die in troubled times, and the innate subordinates will be permanently randomly reduced a little, and you can only go online again after 24 hours, these 24 hours are in a small black room, and you can only go offline.
"Can you explain now?" The drunkard smiled evilly and said to Emperor Yu.
"Good! I'll tell you," Emperor Yu glanced at the pirate leader and continued: "The pirate base is on an island about 50 kilometers southeast of this place, and the pirate leader has a map of the nearby seas, and you can easily find the map. As for why I became a pirate strategist, it was because I was resurrected and chose a random resurrection around here, resurrected to the pirate base, and was almost slaughtered by pirates, but fortunately I fell from the sky, and my three-inch tongue flickered, and became a pirate strategist. As for why I attacked your base, first, I want to take revenge, and second, the pirate island is too small and far from the land to be suitable for development. β
The pirate leader kept staring at Emperor Yu with two big eyes when he heard this, and he kept "woo woo", but unfortunately his mouth was blocked.
"Okay, it's none of your business, come on! Suppress this pirate division, send 10 people to escort him to Jian'an County tomorrow, and take my letter to this pirate division and a few pirate minions to hand over to the county guard! Remember not to let him out of the combat state, you have to whip him every quarter of an hour, he is a new human, and he can disappear in place when he leaves the combat state" The drunkard looked at Emperor Yu and said to the guards with a wicked smile
When Emperor Yu heard this, he scolded angrily: "You! Fail to keep the faith! Villain! Despicable and shamelessγγγγγ β
"I only said, I won't kill you, and I didn't say that I won't send you to the official to let you experience the taste of prison! Against the enemy, I will only be more insidious and vicious than him! If you don't treat you like this, how can you treat my soldiers who died in battle? Isn't that right, the territory I worked so hard to build was burned by you? Shall I repay my grievances with virtue? So how to repay virtue? I'm very simple! Only repay virtue with virtue and complain with grievances! The more the drunkard talked, the more angry he became, and he couldn't help but go up and kick Fei Yuhuang.
"Take it down, and I'll send it to the county keeper tomorrow!" The wine maniac said fiercely.
"Nuo" Several soldiers stepped forward and dragged Yuhuang down like a dead pig, and he didn't know which soldier's stinky socks were stuffed in his mouth, and he was amused by the drunkard.
The pirate leader was still "woo-woo-woo", and the drunkard looked at him and asked, "You seem to have something to say?" Then I'll give you a chance to speak! If you can't satisfy me, I'll let you experience what it means to be cut with a thousand cuts! With that, he motioned for the guards to take down the strip of cloth that had blocked the pirate leader.
"Sir, go around the little one! I was also deceived by that dog-headed military advisor with a thief's eyebrows! As long as you let me go, I will definitely make you a cow and a horse! The pirate leader kowtowed.
"I don't need cows or horses!" The drunken maniac looked at the pirate leader, thinking to himself that he should not be such a cowardly person! If only a man had a man, maybe I would have found a way to subdue him.
"What do you have that impresses me? Maybe I can let you die a happy death without having to suffer the punishment of a thousand cuts! Do you know what a thousand cuts are? Let me tell you, it's very simple, it's to strip you naked, wrap you tightly with a fishing net, tighten the protruding meat with a knife, and cut it off one by one, just like that," said the drunkard, making a gesture of cutting meat.
"Please, let me go! My beg, my lord, I was wrong...! The pirate leader was so frightened that he peed his pants, and a smell of commotion filled the air, and the drunkard retreated several steps.
"Searching everything out of his body, he is torturing him if he has anything to explain." After the drunkard finished speaking to Xun Yu, he turned around and left.
The drunkard walked out of the village, Zhou Tai did not leave an inch, I don't know when it started, Zhou Tai seemed to have become the personal guard of the drunkard, although the pirates have been exterminated, but it is inevitable that there will be fish, Zhou Tai is a personal guard for the safety of the drunkard.
"Zhou Tai, have the casualties been counted?" The drunkard was a little depressed, the village was burned down, many buildings were burned, and many soldiers were injured.
"Lord, it has been counted, although this battle is victorious, it can only be regarded as a miserable victory!"
"Go on!"
"No! 20 houses were burned down, wooden fences were burned and knocked down, and tailor shops, blacksmith shops, and grocery stores were also destroyed! There are a total of 150 soldiers in the territory, except for the 30 who followed the lord who were not injured, the remaining 120 people, 50 were killed, 20 were disabled, and they could only retire, and the rest were all injured! Zhou Tai couldn't help but whimper as he spoke.
"it!" Bang, the drunkard punches the wall! I thought that the troops that Lao Tzu had cultivated with great difficulty had suddenly returned to their original shape!
"You! Go and tell the advisor that you can't spare these pirates easily! I'm so angry! The drunkard said to one of the guards who followed.
"No!" Watching the soldier turn away, the drunkard said to Zhou Tai, "What about the pirate damage?" β
"Report to the lord, the whole army of pirates in this battle was dispatched, 15 warships, and the number of a full 300 people, of which 80 were captured, and the rest were killed!"
The drunkard was finally a little relieved: "This time I want to reward the whole army!" The soldiers who died on the battlefield were nominated by a monument, and their families were given double allowances, exempted from taxes, and those who were injured were given an extra month's military salary, and those who had made remarkable achievements in the war were promoted by one level. Go tell Xun Yu what I think. After the drunkard finished speaking, he called a guard to go and tell Xun Yu and the others.
"Zhou Tai, I want to ask you to come forward to form a water division! I'm going to rid the nearby waters of pirates! Are you willing to take on this responsibility? The drunkard turned around and said to Zhou Tai with a serious face.
"Subordinates receive orders! Must have trained the invincible armada for the lord. Zhou Tai knelt down and said solemnly.
"Hurry up! You know I don't like this, so I'll leave it to you! I'm sure you'll be able to help me build a strong sailor! The drunkard picked up Zhou Tai and looked at Zhou Tai with relief.
"By the way, Zhou Tai, last time I heard you say that you used to be a river thief in the Yangtze River, so where do your brothers live now? It's time to hire people in our territory, so why not bring them over and work with you again? β
"My lord, my subordinates also have this intention! I just don't know how to open my mouth to the Lord. Tomorrow I will write a letter to my brothers," Zhou Tai smirked.
"Good! If your former brothers are able to join our territory, I will not treat them badly! The drunkard gave Zhou Tai a big hug and stunned Zhou Tai.
At this moment, Xun Yu came out of the village: "Lord, what should the pirate leader do?" β
"What do you think of the change?" In fact, the drunkards don't know what to do, and it is estimated that recruiting them will cause dissatisfaction among the villagers and soldiers in the current territory, and it doesn't make much sense to kill them.
Xun Yu hesitated and said: "Lord, my subordinates propose that tomorrow the village name and all the soldiers will be organized to announce that these pirate leaders will be sent to the county guard mansion and disposed of by the county guard." Let the county guard take credit, we will first handle the relationship very well, seek benefits and resources from it, and help the development of our territory. β
"The subordinates also agree with what the military advisor said," Zhou Tai agreed.
"The subordinates think that all the pirates should be looted first and sent to the government. The pirate leader just pulled out a lot of good things! The military division has been sorted out and registered. "The relatively taciturn Qin Wolf actually has such a side, I never thought it.
The drunkard, Xun Yu and Zhou Tai all looked at Qin Wolf, and the Qin Wolf thought that he had done something wrong and cowered.
"Hahahaha" The three of them laughed out loud at the same time, only Qin Wolf felt inexplicable.
"Great idea! Qin Wolf's suggestion is good! You are responsible for Qin Wolf! The drunkard patted Qin Wolf on the shoulder and said.
"No! The subordinates will report it! "Invisibly, what the drunkard doesn't know, since then there is a frightening army in the drunkard's army, and it has become a tradition of this army to pluck the goose, whether it is a killed enemy or a surrendered soldier, as long as you encounter this team, you can be turned out with a copper coin.
The drunkard looked at the departing Qin Wolf and smiled, and then said to Xun Yu: "Thank you for your hard work!" Mr. Wenruo, thanks to you, otherwise this territory would be over! You owe a lot to being able to get through this crisis completely! Tomorrow, the soldiers will be summoned to discuss the meritorious deeds! The commendation meeting is also a memorial service for the dead brothers! β
"No! Subordinates go and arrange this! Looking at Xun Yu's tired body, the drunkard felt a little uncomfortable, and he couldn't bear it and was helpless, who said that few people could help Xun Yu share government affairs!
If Xun Yu is not there one day, I don't know if the territory can continue to operate well! Talent! Talent! I'm missing!! The drunkard shouted in his heart, thinking that he must find more people to join.
"Strategist, please wait a minute!" The drunkard looked at Xun Yu, who was about to leave, and hurriedly shouted: "Military advisor, there is a lack of leadership talents, are there any talented people among your classmates?" Let's see if you can introduce you to my territory! I will never treat him badly! It just so happens that someone will help you share the workload, and you see that you have lost weight! Although there is a school in the territory, it cannot solve the immediate problem. β
"Yes, yes, but I don't know if they want to, I'll write a few letters and try it!"
"Good! Then Strategist, go and arrange tomorrow's affairs."