Chapter 190: Drill the Dog Hole
"Don't make a fuss...... Concentrate on the task......" Xia Yu said with a smile.
"It's boring, then I'll tell you a joke......" He Xiaoyi said with a smile.
Xia Yu smiled and remained silent.
"Do you want to hear it?,This is a true story that happened around me.,The protagonist is catkins......"
"Let's hear about it......" Xia Yu said with interest.
"Well...... Su Su told me one day that she had a dream at night, well, that kind of dream that is not suitable for children......" He Xiaoyi said with a smile.
"Don't talk about this kind of privacy...... Xia Yu was embarrassed, he knew that He Xiaoyi was like this, he couldn't hold back anything as soon as he got carried away, think about how many times she promised herself to keep it secret, and as a result, she told everyone all her ugly things when she went back......
"No, I have to say it, it's funny when I think about it......" He Xiaoyi continued to laugh.
"Well, you say ......"
"At that time, Sihan and I heard Su Su talking in his dream in the lower bunk, and kept muttering Wu Yanzu...... Wu Yanzu...... So handsome...... Something like that. As a result, Sihan couldn't stand it, so he secretly pinched his nose, guess what happened? ”
Xia Yu is speechless, where is the laugh? Said depressedly: "Later, the catkins suffocated to death?"
"! Later, Su Su woke up, looked confused, and shouted aggrievedly: Where is my Wu Yanzu? What about me, Wu Yanzu? Hahahaha, you didn't see her expression, it's so funny......"
After listening to He Xiaoyi's speech, Xia Yu looked dazed.
"What are you doing? Laughing......" He Xiaoyi glared at Xia Yu, "You don't laugh when I tell you a joke?" ”
"Huh...... Heh......"
……
The God of War sent a message to Xia Yu, saying that he had found a clue.
immediately rushed over with He Xiaoyi, only to see the god of war and the sky slaying them standing at the door of a cave, probing their brains.
Xia Yu asked, "Is it in the cave?"
The God of War nodded, "I'm not sure, but I've searched all over here, and this cave is the most mysterious, do you want to go in and try it?" ”
Xia Yu nodded.
The god of war returned and walked in first, and after a while, the voice of the god of war returning came from the cave, "There are elite monsters, this is it, come in!" ”
Only then did everyone follow closely, and Xia Yu and He Xiaoyi were no exception.
As soon as Xia Yu entered, the light in the cave brightened.
Everyone praised the light effect of Xia Yu's equipment, which was too hanging.
Xia Yu didn't care, and looked around, the cave was quite spacious, very dry, and looked like it was inhabited.
A few humanoid elite monsters are roaming, this game is like this, you don't actively attack monsters, monsters generally won't attack you, of course, except for some specific monsters.
Xia Yu looked at the monster attributes.
Mindless Human Warrior (Elite Monster)
Rating: 55
Health: 250000
Attack: 669
Defense/Magic Resistance: 300
Skills: Slash, Slash,
Monster introduction: A human controlled by witchcraft to protect Princess Rena from harm......
Xia Yu was overjoyed, "The monster introduced that these elite monsters protect Princess Rena, and it seems that this is the right place......"
"People with long eyes have seen it......" He Xiaoyi said with a smile.
"What are you waiting for, fight......" The god of war rushed out directly, slashing at an elite monster with a sword, -1087!
He Xiaoyi also went around, the profession of assassin, attacking in the back, has an additional attack bonus, commonly known as "backstabbing!" ”
There are the gods of war who kill the sky and the return of the god of war to attract firepower, and the others are happy to be idle and stand up for output.
Xia Yu directly threw off the spirit of fire – the magic fire sea down. -977…… -977……
The magical sea of fire, which has an additional burn effect, also caused good damage to the elite monsters in front of you within five seconds.
In half an hour, dozens of elite monsters in front of him were almost cleared by Xia Yu and his party, and then. There was a small hole in the depths of the cave that could accommodate one person.
"Do you want to go in from here?" Xia Yu pointed to the small hole and asked.
"Huh? Maybe, but ......" God of War scratched his head, "let us drill the dog hole?" ”
"The big husband can stretch and contract...... Hurry up, it's not early, finish the task and go to sleep,......" Xia Yu urged.
"You're talking about being able to bend and stretch, right? can stretch and contract, what a hooligan......" He Xiaoyi was speechless.
Xia Yu: "......"
The god of war and the god of war returned one after the other, pouting their butts and burrowing into the hole.
"Come back, hurry up, I'm about to hit your ass......"
"Khan, I'm so scared of what you said, don't stare at my ass...... I knew that you would drill first......" The God of War returned and said to the God of War in a depressed manner.
"Do you think Lao Tzu thinks, **** game designer, it's not good to just get a door? Whew, it's finally here......" The god of war drilled over, got up, clapped his hands, and scolded.
"Alright, let's go too!" Sanlu, the god of war, said to another archer of the God of War family, a player whose ID is called "Legend of the God of War".
Seeing that the two of them also quickly drilled over, He Xiaoyi twisted and pinched, and said to Xia Yu: "You drill first."
"Why?" Xia Yu asked puzzled.
"I'm wearing a leather armor skirt, it's not appropriate to lie in front of me......" He Xiaoyi glared at Xia Yu!
"I can't see anything anyway...... There's nothing to see ......."
He Xiaoyi glared: "What did you say?"
"Ah...... It's okay! ”
"Hurry up and climb in!!"
"God of War Killing Heaven, those guys are stupid, you are also stupid...... the fart! Xia Yu rolled his eyes, and directly smashed a spiritual wave on the top of the cave, and with a "snap", the slag at the entrance of the cave fell down.
I smashed two more spiritual waves, and the hole, which was originally only thirty or forty centimeters wide, became much larger at this time, with a diameter of about seventy or eighty centimeters.
Not in a hurry or impatient, Xia Yu smashed over with two more spiritual waves under the bewildered expressions of the God of War and the few people who killed the sky!
"That's it! Let's go straight to it! Xia Yu picked up He Xiaoyi's hand, bent down and walked her over.
As soon as He Xiaoyi came over, he couldn't help but smile very happily when he saw the God of War Slaying Heaven and the other three players of the God of War family having eaten SHI on their faces.
"Damn, I didn't think to make the hole bigger......"
"Oh my God, Lao Tzu actually followed the god of war back to drill the dog hole in this SB !!"
"God knows this, you know it, I know it, and there must be no seventh person who knows about the six people present. Whoever dares to spread it, Lao Tzu was the first to do him!! ”
Seeing that several of them were also so funny, He Xiaoyi couldn't stand up straight with a smile!
"Teacher Xia Yu taught you a lesson today, play games and use your stupid brains more hahaha......" Xia Yu said!
"Brothers, someone said something cool, what should I do?" The god of war slays the sky and laughs ruthlessly!
"It's a special group!" The god of war returned and wiped his neck!
"Kill him, rob his house...... Drive his car...... Occupy his wife...... Spend his money...... Hit his kid ......"
"!" Xia Yu was speechless, "I don't have a house or a car, and I've been single for 25 years!" None of what you said will work for me......"
The god of war pouted, "Oh! Old virgin ......"
The god of war returns: "I sympathize with you!"
God of War Sanlu: "I despise you!"
God of War Legend: "I pity you!"
(End of chapter)