How can you not have some fun in the offseason?

happened to come to Washington, where Durant was, and it happened that Wade was invited to meet Durant, of course Sun Zhuo wanted to add fuel to the fire, and Sun Zhuo would definitely go over to meet the juvenile version of Durant, but the two didn't plan to go over directly, but wanted to put on makeup first.

Sun Zhuo and the two want to emulate Kyrie Irving, incarnate as "Uncle Drew", and then go to Durant, now, Sun Zhuo and Wade are just entering the league, and their popularity is not too high, as long as they are well disguised in the image, most people should not be able to recognize their true identity, in this way, they can pretend to be pigs and tigers in the street court as "old men".

So, Sun Zhuo asked Wade to ask his friends in Washington to help him find the best local makeup artist to transform the makeup image of the two.

Wade's friend who was going to get married in Washington was called Philip, and after learning of Wade's request, he not only immediately found him the most famous local makeup artist, but also came over in person, Philip is also an out-and-out fan, I heard that Wade and Sun Zhuo were going to dress up as old men to bully children on the street court, and they didn't even bother to prepare for the wedding in an instant.

For basketball fans, what could be more interesting than watching NBA stars abuse people?

In the dressing room, Sun Zhuo and Wade were sitting in their seats and applying makeup at the same time, Sun Zhuo and Wade's faces had "wrinkles" that should not be there at this age, and the dark foundation made the complexion dull and uneven, completely destroying the original ruddy luster of the skin.

Since you want to pretend to be an old man, you must have to look old.

The skin became wrinkled, the hair became loose and gray, and it didn't take long for the two of them to age dozens of years at once.

Philip watched the two gradually become strangers, and laughed: "Haha, now you guys, I believe that even Phil Jackson and Pat Riley can't recognize each other, I think what you are going to do today is very interesting, I am going to take a DV and secretly record it for you." ”

Wade reminded, "Man, if you want to get it online, you'll have to get our opinion first. ”

It was quite troublesome to put on old people's makeup, and it took a long time before the two set off to Durant's school.

Danny Ledlow's beautiful daughter was already impatient to wait, she really wanted to see Wade and Durant one-on-one, Wade obviously promised that she would come, but it had been so long, but it hadn't arrived, which made her feel that Wade should be lying to her, after all, Wade is an NBA star, how could he casually come out to play with others?

On the basketball court of the school, Durant is playing half court with a few classmates, in this group of peers, Durant is simply unstoppable, no one is his opponent, he scores on the court like a bag, because there is a favorite girl on the scene, Durant naturally plays hard, but Miss Ledlow is not very interested, because the opponent is too weak.

"Ahem, ahem...... This guy played well. ”

"Well, it's okay, although it's a little worse than when I was back then."

I don't know when, there were two old men on the side of the court, looking at their old looks, and even standing with a weak look, but when they commented on Durant, their tone was arrogant.

Durant heard what they were saying about himself, looked at the elderly version of Wade, and said, "What did you just say?" Am I not as good as you were when you were younger? ”

Wade didn't really know much about the teenager in front of him, but he heard Sun Zhuo say that this guy would definitely enter the NBA in a few years, and he was very powerful, so he came over to tease him.

Wade also coughed: "I didn't express it clearly, I mean, you can't compare with me when I was young, do you know Wirt Chamberlain?" Brat? ”

Durant nodded, who doesn't know the basketball emperor Zhang 20,000 Zhang Dashuai?

Wade said: "I beat him to tears when I was young. ”

Sun Zhuo, who was on the side, couldn't help laughing in his heart, he asked Wade to provoke Durant as much as possible and then one-on-one, but he didn't expect Wade to pretend to be really powerful and not take Chamberlain in his eyes.

At this time, Miss Ledlow, who looked sweet, also frowned, looked at Wade and the two, and suddenly felt that the two of them were weird, because the makeup of the two was so good, Miss Ledlow, who had only been in one relationship, did not recognize it at the first time.

Durant said disdainfully: "You can say anything now, old guy, anyway, you are not young now, you said that you can beat the whole universe when you are young." ”

At this time, Sun Zhuo deliberately fanned the flames and said: "Old man, he looks down on you and thinks you are talking big." ”

"You say I'm bragging? I can blow you up right now, too! Don't believe we can be one-on-one! Wade pretended to be angry, but after all, he had no experience in pretending to be an elderly person before, and when he said this, his voice was a little exposed.

At this time, Miss Ledlow suddenly recognized Wade from Wade's voice, although the two had only met once, but they had been in contact by phone from time to time, and she recognized Wade's voice.

"You ......"

Ledlow was just about to speak, but Sun Zhuo saw her suddenly excited look, guessed that she recognized their identities, and immediately quietly made a silent gesture to her.

"Hey, I'm not going to be one-on-one with an old guy like you, I can't afford to die." Durant smiled contemptuously, obviously not wanting to compete with an old man, and it wouldn't be interesting to win.

However, at this time, Ledlow, who had seen through the true identities of Wade and Sun Zhuo, stepped forward and said to Durant: "Kevin, you can fight him once, I can't get used to these self-righteous old men the most, and even Chamberlain slandered him, that is the basketball player I admire the most!" ”

Durant has long been fascinated by Ledelow, and since the goddess spoke, Durant naturally agreed: "Okay, then I'll play with you, I hope you won't faint suddenly." ”

Durant's words were full of disdain, at this age, he was at his youngest and most vigorous, even if Kobe Bryant came to fight him, he didn't necessarily think that he would lose, let alone just an old man.

"Well, I haven't played in years, it's time to let today's young people know how good I was back then." Wade began to slowly stretch his arms and do warm-up exercises.

"Come on, old fellow, give the young man a little color." Sun Zhuo also deliberately used an old voice to cheer Wade up.

Wade still loves to act, and he did it for ten minutes just to warm up, which made Durant a little impatient, "Hey, old guy, can you do it?" If it doesn't work, go home, and don't amplify the words here. ”

"Well, my body is a little stiff, but now it's okay, come on." Wade also began to take the court, and the two officially began to one-on-one.

First of all, Durant asked Wade to take the lead in attacking, Wade held the ball and continued to pretend to be very slow and sluggish, where did Durant have the patience to wait for Wade to attack? Directly stepped forward and reached out to steal.

Seeing this, Wade dribbled behind his back and directly dodged Durant's broken ball, and then, took two steps forward, Durant wanted to keep up with the block, but Wade shot ahead of time and didn't let Durant succeed, plus Durant's height is not as tall as the two meters one by one, and Wade hit the ball easily.

The scene was also surprised, this old guy can react!

"Damn, it didn't break." Durant was a little embarrassed, in front of the goddess, he couldn't even break an old man's ball, it was too shameless, especially after this ball, the goddess was laughing, as if she was happy for this old man.

"It's going to be the only goal you've scored." Durant threatened Wade and handed the ball to Wade again.

Wade smiled and continued to dribble, Durant continued to steal, this time the steal was more fierce, and more cautious, not out of position, I saw Wade dribbling speed continues to accelerate, during which it is also mixed with crotch dribbling, back dribbling, and the skillfulness of his movements is shocking!

"How can he dribble so well!" Durant was also shocked.

Sun Zhuo is also very happy to watch, there are few people in the world who can break Wade ball.

At this time, two people happened to pass by the school, and when they saw the picture of an old man and a teenager fighting one-on-one on the basketball court, they couldn't help but stop and look at it in curiosity and talk in Spanish.

"Andrés, you see, there's an old man and a teenager fighting bulls over there, and the United States is really an interesting place, you can see such a strange scene."

The man known as Andres looked at the court from a distance calmly and seriously, and replied: "I didn't expect that in a random school in Washington, a random old man and a teenager can play such a high-intensity defense and high-level dribbling, American basketball is really too far ahead of our country." ”

"But even so, at the Olympics, we may not be able to win against the United States."

"Of course, we're going to win the gold medal. Let's go over and enjoy this interesting showdown. ”

“VALE。”