Chapter 595: Excuses
What came into my ears was a slightly stiff Mandarin, and as long as I heard it, I knew that the other party must be a foreigner.
Because, every Chinese person will not have such an obvious accent when speaking Mandarin.
The next moment, I saw a foreign man in a black suit, a burly figure, hair curly like wool, a horse face, a hooked nose and blue eyes, appear in front of me.
He first greeted Yu Xiaoxiao with a smile, but when his gaze moved to Meng Qian next to him, his face immediately changed, as if he had been shocked by an electric shock, and he was dumbfounded.
"I can't believe my eyes, there are such beautiful women in this world, oh my God, I'm not dreaming, am I?" The foreign man covered his mouth and exclaimed, the pupils of those blue eyes instantly widened to infinity, staring at Meng Qian deadly, and he was reluctant to move away for half a second, as if he was afraid that if he saw less, he would miss something.
"Doctor Chirac, I almost forgot to introduce you, this is my best friend Meng Qian, and the next person is named Lin Fei, Meng Qian's boyfriend. Yu Xiaoxiao was a little annoyed by the behavior of the French doctor named Chirac who stared at Meng Qian like a nymphomaniac as soon as he arrived, so he took the initiative to introduce it, hoping that the other party could hear the implication and immediately restrain himself.
"Oh, got it!"
Chirac just replied coldly, and then immediately changed into an enthusiastic smile and continued to look at Meng Qian, and walked towards Meng Qian as he spoke: "I don't know the name of this beautiful young lady, let me introduce myself first, my name is Chirac, I am pure French, yes, my name is the same as that of the former head of state, because he is the ...... of our family."
"Hello, I am the legitimate boyfriend of this beautiful lady you said, his name is Lin Fei, he is a pure Chinese, yes, I have the same surname as Lin Chong, the head of the leopard in history, because he is the ...... of our family"
Before Chirac finished speaking, Lin Fei suddenly stood up from his seat, reached over and grabbed Chirac's hand, and said with a smile.
"Puff~"
Lin Fei's words like a gourd immediately provoked Meng Qian and Yu Xiaoxiao to laugh together, this Lin Fei is really, can you not say it so humorously? Do you want to make our sisters laugh to death?
However, having said that, Lin Fei still performed quite reliably at a critical time.
It was also coincidental that Meng Qian and Yu Xiaoxiao were moved by an unprecedented sense of security at the same time, especially Meng Qian, and Yu Xiaoxiao reacted quickly, feeling very surprised that she had this feeling.
In fact, Yu Xiaoxiao's mood is still quite contradictory now, she didn't expect that she had worked hard to buy multiple relationships and favors to get the famous French doctor Chirac, and she actually exposed his lustful nature when they met for the first time, causing trouble to Meng Qian, her best friend, she blamed herself.
On the other hand, Lin Fei's standing up made her feel a sense of security from a boy for the first time, which surprised her.
"Who are you? please let go of my hand!"
Chirac saw that he was about to hold the goddess's white and delicate little hand in person, but he was unexpectedly destroyed by Lin Fei, Cheng Yanjin, who was killed halfway, and immediately he was so angry that he trembled, struggling to use his hand to shake away the hand that Lin Feiqiang was holding.
As everyone knows, Chirac was full of strength, grabbed Lin Fei's hand and pushed it away, but suddenly found that the other party's hand was like an iron pillar poured with steel, and he couldn't move it at all.
"How can it be!"
Chirac was so angry that he slammed a Chinese idiom that he had only learned last night, and then pushed his fist towards Lin Fei's shoulder.
"Oh, Dr. Chirac, you have something to say, why are you pushing me?"
Lin Fei didn't dodge, he firmly withstood Chirac's push, and screamed in surprise, but in fact, his whole body was like a needle with a fixed seagod, and he didn't move.
"Fack!"
Chirac is a little crazy, what's the matter with this man? He has no grievances with him, what does it mean to stare at himself like this?
"What do you mean? Let go of me!"
"I don't mean anything, Dr. Chirac, it's you, why are you holding my hand, you hurry up and let go of me, or I'll call someone!"
"Did you sue the wicked first?"
"You are the wicked person who sues first, don't rely on being a Frenchman, you can just bully me a Chinese, and tell you that today's Huaxia is no longer the poor and weak Huaxia of the past......"
“......”
Seeing Lin Fei sue the villain first, and with a look of righteous indignation, Chirac was so angry that he was about to vomit blood.
It is no wonder that my compatriots in France once told me not to clash with the Chinese, because if they were provoked, their means of revenge would be epic and complex.
It seems that the compatriots are right, don't offend the Chinese people.
However, the situation is different now!
It is not he, Chirac, who provokes others, but the other party who takes the initiative to provoke himself, if he does not make a proper counterattack, I am afraid that the other party will gain an inch, and even put him to death.
Thinking of this, Chirac immediately felt that he was the messenger of God, the embodiment of justice, and he had to educate Lin Fei, a Chinese man who did not know the height of the sky.
"I'll give you one last chance, count five, if you don't let go, don't blame me for being polite, I might as well give you a friendly reminder, my father is now working in the French Consulate General in China, and I, as his family, enjoy diplomatic pardon rights in your Huaxia, so even if I kill you, it will be fine, understand?"
"Oh, I see!"
Lin Fei suddenly realized, then rolled his eyes and asked, "Doctor Chirac, by the way, if I accidentally kill you, will I be shot?"
Chirac was obviously stunned for a moment, probably he didn't expect Lin Fei to ask such a question, but after thinking for a moment, he nodded and responded: "Of course, there is a death penalty in your Huaxia, if you kill someone, of course you will have to pay for your life!"
After Lin Fei said "oh", he immediately grinned and said, "I almost forgot to tell you, Mr. Chirac, I also enjoy the special treatment of one death quota a month now." ”
Chirac chuckled and asked, "What do you mean?"
Lin Fei pouted and smiled: "To put it bluntly, I can kill one person every month, and it must be a bad person...... Of course, who would accept such an almost perverted treatment? I won't anyway, I don't know if you will?"
"You ......"
"What's wrong with me? Am I wrong?"
"That's right, okay, let me go!"
"No way!"
“......”
(End of chapter)