"First of all, I want to tell you why I made this film!" Luo Xiyue stood on a table with the script in her hand, and said loudly to the various actors standing in line below. Regarding this issue, Cui Xiao is actually very interested, because he can see from this title that this is a bad movie! Super bad movie! And when he saw the script, the whole person was Spartan.

Lin Ping's battle against Zhang Wuji! actually talked about Lin Pingzhi's castration, he became a eunuch, and then traveled through time and space to meet Zhang Wuji, and then under Zhang Wuji's influence, he ...... He actually fell in love with Zhang Wuji, and then performed a great fate.

My Fack! What is this operation? After listening to Director Luo's speech, Cui Xiao said on the spot that he wouldn't act, because he really couldn't accept filming rival scenes with another man, especially as if there were kiss scenes and bed scenes? Groove ...... Is this sure it's a movie or a GV? Can this be approved under the strict control of Dragon Standard?

In the face of Cui Xiao's resistance, Luo Xiyue was very arrogant and decisive and drove away the other leading actor who played Zhang Wuji. She put on her own costume and came to play against Cui Xiaoyan in person, although it was written in the script that Zhang Wuji was also a man, but in reality, she knew that he was a woman dressed as a man, and she could accept it, but Cui Xiao always felt that this Luo Dao seemed to be a bit drunk and didn't mean to drink.

Luo Xiyue obviously saw the careful thinking of the actors below, so she held today's mobilization meeting.

Luo Xiyue threw out the opening words, saw that the actors below were quietly waiting for him to continue, nodded with satisfaction, and continued: "First of all, we must know that in our society, the law of 28 is real, and the competition in society will become more and more fierce, and the 80% of the people will become poorer and poorer, their status will decline more and more, and the elimination rate will be higher and higher, so there will inevitably be conflicts between the 80% of the people to be eliminated and the other 20% of the elites, and if it is violent, it will even cause social turmoil." ”

"So what does this have to do with my filmmaking? This is going to talk about Brzezinski's ** music theory, what is ** music? It is to meet the needs of the bottom population by adopting entertainment, low-quality, gamification, low-cost and other methods that can easily obtain stimulating happiness, the more entertainment the better, the more popular the game, the better, variety shows and reality shows should be seen everywhere, low-intelligence, illogical and even brain-dead idol dramas, one after another, when these things are within reach, the bottom people will settle down, and continue to be poor happily without complaints. ”

In the end, Luo Xiyue became more and more excited, raised her hand, and said loudly: "Maybe you will think that this movie I made is a bad movie!" You just want to get a little paid, but you don't see the deeper meaning, the advent of this film can bring joy and venting pleasure to the 80% of the population, and contribute to the stability of society. The most important thing is that these 80% of the population can contribute unlimited traffic and ratings to our films, understand? ”

Cui Xiao opened his mouth, he wanted to say something but couldn't find a point to cut into at all, this can form a crew to come out to film, except that the rich second generation has two money, this eloquence is really good. Cui Xiao can't remember how many times he has met these super talkative people, and he was actually influenced for a moment just now. Then I turned my head and looked at the actors next door, and I was ...... They all cried.

Is it so impressive? Is it so exaggerated? It's anti-human, right?

Luo Xiyue looked at the people below with satisfaction, then turned to Cui Xiao's side, and shouted faintly: "Pingzhi, I am your Wuji." ”

"Ugh." Cui Xiao only felt sick to his stomach, but fortunately, he thought that Luo Xiyue, who played Zhang Wuji, was a real white and rich beauty, and he was barely able to accept it. After the mobilization meeting, the whole crew got busy, Luo Xiyue sat behind a bunch of machines in Zhang Wuji's costume, and then shouted loudly: "The first scene of the first scene of the battle of Zhang Wuji in the battle of Lin Ping, who is proud of the rivers and lakes!" ”

In the film Lin Ping's battle against Zhang Wuji, Xiao Qi was deeply sighed after reading the script, and praised again and again: "This screenwriter is really a fucking talent." "The whole film combines the best of the two novels of Xiaoao Jianghu and Heaven and Dragon Slayer, and then structures it into a new work. The first scene filmed now is the scene where Lin Pingzhi killed the Qingcheng faction after practicing the evil sword technique and wiped out the entire Qingcheng faction, which will reveal Lin Pingzhi's emasculated femininity and evil spirit.

Cui Xiao's acting skills are completely insufficient, after all, this is his first time acting on camera, and the whole plot is very stiff, especially the feeling of sissy femininity after Lin Pingzhi's castration, he can't control it at all, but despite this, Luo Xiyue didn't shout the card during the whole process. The reason is very simple, because after Cui Xiao put on that red costume, the temperament of the whole person came out instantly, as if he was a character in a living novel.

Luo Xiyue stared at the monitor intently and nodded again and again, especially when she saw Cui Xiao playing the prop sword with great elegance and grace, with a natural aura of the Great Dao, the whole person was sluggish. "This man is poisonous!" After a long time, Luo Xiyue said this faintly, he felt that Cui Xiao was like poison, and he couldn't take his eyes off the monitor at all, and that's it, the actresses on the scene were staring at Cui Xiao during the whole scene, where was the air to care how he acted, and what the hell were the lines.

When Cui Xiao came down to rest, he was sweating profusely, and almost instantly, a group of girls surrounded him, handing water to those who handed water, and those who handed towels to towels, in short, they were very attentive. After this scene, he also found that acting didn't seem to be as simple as he imagined, and he was now facing a director who was proud of making bad movies, which was completely unrequirementary. If you change to a slightly more demanding one, it is estimated that you will have to get a card hundreds of times today, then even if your body's abilities in all aspects are enhanced after washing the marrow now, I am afraid that you will not be able to withstand it.

"Cui Xiao, I'm sure that once this film is released, it will guarantee that you will become popular all over the country overnight!" Luo Xiyue jumped over and hammered Cui Xiao's chest with a small fist.

Cui Xiao took a sip of water and said, "I hope, heh." ”

Luo Xiyue waved her sleeves and said, "Cut, what kind of expression, I'm telling the truth." Anyway, if you are popular at that time, don't forget my credit, I don't have high requirements, and it will be good to carry a sedan chair and marry me into the house when the time comes. Luo Xiyue looked at Cui Xiao with watery eyes, and she could see the pink peach heart flashing in Brymblin.