Chapter 14: The King Patrols the Mountains (Thanks to Moshen's Recommendation Vote)
January 21, the first year of the new century, morning, 9:00
The next morning, the three of them sighed that the night was too boring, that they couldn't do anything with only a candle or something, and that they were tired of listening to ghost stories and everything.
During this time, Wang Zhe boasted a lot of fun things to Daji and Arthur, such as Three Kingdoms Killing, Uno, fighting landlords, playing mahjong and so on.
These are not based on mobile phones and the Internet.
The two small expressions: both hands and feet are in favor of wanting to play, and Xiao Daji's tail is also in favor.
But!
It's too dark to play these board games, and the brightness of the candles alone is not enough.
As for the daytime!
Don't take advantage of the high visibility and heavy yang energy during the day to do something conducive to survival.
If you still don't know much about the world you live in, you can't even say that you don't know anything about it, and you can't spend your daytime on entertainment so extravagantly.
I can only take advantage of the night, worried that there may be some kind of supernatural event after dark, inexplicable danger, terrifying monsters and the like can't be active externally, so I can have time to play.
It's a pity that there is no light source, Wang Zhe didn't try to embody a flashlight or something, but unfortunately it didn't work, maybe he didn't know the internal structure and its principle.
January 21 of the first year of the new century, evening, 21:00
Because the nightlife in the current world is too rich, there is a strong contrast here, and Wang Zhe who is bored and goes to bed early. Daji shook his body and woke up hazy, tilting his head slightly, as if a few greetings appeared on his head.
emmmmmmm, what are you doing waking me up?
Wang Zhe rubbed his eyes, looking confused.
"Brother master, look over there, it's super bright."
Daji pointed to the distance and said, Wang Zhe looked around, and saw that the place Daji pointed to was as bright as day at night.
Feeling refreshed, I silently thought: Could it be you? , said to Daji and Arthur, have a good rest, let's go over there tomorrow to have a look, maybe we can play the landlord at night in the future, uno.
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"The king has called me to patrol the mountains
I'll turn the world around
Beat my drums
Ring my gong
Life is full of rhythm
β¦β¦β
The cheerful and magical lyrics are constantly being sung from the mouth of a young man, accompanied by two children, who are walking along the cool breeze, smelling the fragrance of flowers and plants, basking in the warm sun, on this unknown hill, their goal is the top of the mountain.
"Brother, even if I begged, can you stop singing, it's okay to listen to it once and twice, it's good, but you have been singing this song in a loop since you went up the mountain, let my ears go, please raise your hand and spare your little life."
"(β₯β―^β°β₯), don't sing it~"
That's right
These three people are Wang Zhe, Daji, Arthur and his party, since Wang Zhe said last night that he would come to the place where the night is like day to find something that can play board games at night, the two little guys woke Wang Zhe up early today and went out.
Usually under the urging of Wang Zhe in the sun, he gets up with a chirp, but today is a change from the normal excitement.
Climbing halfway up the mountain, the high sun shone on the earth, the three of them sweated, only to feel thirsty and tired, found a shady place, ready to recuperate, eat a lunch to replenish their strength.
"(βΊΟβΊ) Master's brother, what are we going to eat today?"
Xiao Daji touched the saliva at the corner of her mouth and asked impatiently, and Arthur also looked at Wang Zhe expectantly.
"Today we eat braised pork with sugar, tomato and egg soup, fried loofah with shrimp, spicy crayfish, and a roast chicken!"
As soon as Wang Zhe's words fell, the cheers of "oh oh oh" jumped up and danced with their hands, foodies are so happy as long as they have delicious food, 2333.
"Oh yo, oh yo, it smells so good, can young people give the old man a little food?"
As he spoke, a bad old man came out of the grass, with a big rosacea, a long goatee on his chin, and tattered clothes, a hole on the left and a patch on the right, but fortunately there was no strange smell.
"I haven't eaten for a few days, can I do kindness?"
The old man's belly cooperated with the "cooing" a few times.
In a place where the birds are uninhabited, suddenly, an old man jumped out of the grass, happened to meet the three of them, no matter how he thought about it, he felt a little suspicious.
When Wang Zhe was still thinking, he said a cute "Okay", which interrupted all Wang Zhe's thoughts, and he was stunned to look at the very refreshing little Daji who agreed, and Arthur, who had already helped the old man into his seat.
This made Wang Zhe reflect, is there a problem with his own education, or how to drop, does he have no status in this family?
I'm an adult, but I haven't agreed yet! You just said yes?
Considered my opinion, do I feel it?
Forget it, let's save some face for them in front of people, children also have a lot of self-esteem, and they are teaching them a lesson afterwards, hum.
Eat first, eat first.
"Wait, leave that cock ass for me." The old guy was unceremoniously, gnawed on the chicken butt, and spitted and said: "Oh, the old man loves this mouthful of Qili incense the most, and he really doesn't change it for a fairy." β
If it weren't for your sound ten fingers, Lao Tzu would have thought that you were Hong Qigong, who liked to eat chicken butts so much, so he would have concluded that this was a comprehensive position. Wang Zhe thought to himself.
"This braised pork with sugar is very authentic, it is made of fat and thin pork belly, and the meat is fat and thin, sweet and soft, and it melts in your mouth. Come on, come on, eat, don't be polite to the old man. β
I can really say that you obviously shoot chopsticks faster than anyone else. Wang Zhe was indignant in his heart, "Who are you?" β
"I'm just an old man passing by!"
"This shrimp fried loofah, spicy crayfish is also very good, balabala a bunch of praise, there are crayfish if it is paired with a beer, it would be better."
"Is there still food? Another bowl, the dish was so delicious"
At the end of the meal, most of the dishes went into the old guy's stomach, and even the tomato and egg soup was picked up by the old guy and drunk by himself.
Poor king, Daji, Arthur chopsticks didn't go down a few times, it was all the old guy's performance.
"Hiccup" The old guy burped with satisfaction and exhaled a long breath,
"Come alive, come alive, eat well, thank you for the hospitality of the three young heroes, if you are destined to see each other in the future, there will be a good reward, farewell."
The old guy thanked the three of them
Suddenly, I saw the old guy's waist make a "click" sound, and screamed: "Hey, it's flashed to the waist, withdraw first"
The old guy thanked him affectionately, and he didn't know if it was really a waist flash or a fake flash.
Anyway, without waiting for the three of them to speak, they walked in one direction by themselves, and said, "I don't know when the next time I can eat enough."
"Da Da Da Da", Xiao Daji ran towards the old guy with her little short legs, "Grandpa, wait, Da Ji has something for you." β
Caught up with the old man, motioned for him to squat down, handed over the things in the palm of his hand to the old man, gave him a command, and ran back to Wang Zhe with his little short legs.
"Goo-goo"*3, the three of them continue to climb to the top of the mountain after lunch.
"Master's brother, Daji is hungry QAQ"
Xiao Daji pitifully pulled the corner of Wang Zhe's clothes, and looked at Wang Zhe with big eyes that could speak
"I'm hungry too," Arthur said simply
"If Daji is hungry, eat the lollipop, don't you have a lollipop with you?"
After all, there is also a fatigue limit on embodied food, and in order to cope with the necessary situation, Wang Zhe will not easily make himself reach a critical point, and the concept of using physical strength and service life is too different. If you're hungry, you can only wait for the evening time
"I just gave the lollipop to the old man, after all, he doesn't know when the next time he has a full meal, Daji wants to give him (#^.^#) the lollipop"
"There's nothing to eat, and I'm hungry and I'll have to wait for the night."
Wang Zhe said mercilessly.
"You deserve it, who let you indiscriminately invite a stranger to dinner and finish your meal, who is to blame? Blame yourselves, I don't have anything for you to eat, give you a memory, next time remember not to ask strangers to eat together, maybe it's a bad person, you have the strength to hang you all up and beat you all when you are full, today is good, you know. Wang Zhe said again.
"But Daji knows the feeling of being hungry, it's really very bad, master, brother, you also know that feeling, it makes people go crazy, people don't want to go through the second time, people can be killed, burned to death, they just can't be starved to death, starvation is the most undignified way to die, remember the story of the ancient war you told us, brother? They were very hungry, so they ate the dirt and preferred to be a full ghost. If he is really a bad person, then Daji chooses to give him food first, and then hit him if he wants to be bad. β
"Daji is right, the way of knighthood is carried through me, I swear to be kind to the weak, I swear to help anyone who asks me for help. The old gentleman asked me for help, and I felt that it was contrary to my knightly ways to turn a blind eye and not to hear or hear. β
Wang Zhe secretly turned his head and stretched out his hand to touch the corner of his eye, they were all kind and good children, and he felt warm in his heart. Joked: "You guys are unexpectedly reasonable."
Xiao Daji spit out her little pink tongue, "It's all because people feel it."
Arthur scratched his head innocently and smiled.
Wang Zhe put his hands behind his back and brought them to the front. "Give, a matcha mousse cake for one person, this is as a kind and righteous person, I give you a reward, remember this heart, it will let you not go the wrong way, lead to the right path."