As soon as the small concert scene was arranged, Pihc squinted and walked to Ye Han's side, his small eyes glanced around, and seeing that the other four were busy with their own things, he held his mouth with both hands and whispered beside Ye Han: "The excuse is big." ”

Seeing Ye Han looking at him, Pihc's face was immediately full of smiles, and he rubbed his hands together and said, "The excuse is big, the concert is still short of performers, isn't it?" With that, Pihc pulled back his coat, and a small drum leaked out.

Seeing Pihc's appearance, Ye Han couldn't help but think of the unscrupulous vendor who sold small yellow discs at the train station, oh, no, it should be said that it was the island country's cultural communication ambassador, the expressions and movements of the two were the same, Ye Han couldn't help but smile and said: "PP, do you know how much the island country's cultural communication ambassador earns a year?" ”

Hearing Ye Han's words, the audience in the live broadcast room was puzzled and puzzled, they didn't understand why he suddenly asked such a thing, well, even if he understood, he was pretending to be confused at the moment.

"Ambassador of the culture of the island nation? What kind of profession it is, I said I've never heard of it. ”

"Is there still culture in the island nation? Hahaha, plagiarize my Great Chinese Culture, right? ”

"Junk Island Country."

"PP is so obscene, where is it like a cultural ambassador?"

"Please be sensible, don't be brainless, there are still many outstanding talents in the island country, such as Hatano Yoshii, Kurai Sora, Takizawa Rakola, etc."

"Great thumbs up upstairs."

"Pihc has been identified as an excellent ambassador for the cultural communication of the island nation."

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Seeing that Ye Han didn't answer, but instead asked an inexplicable word, Pihc scratched his head, and said thoughtfully: "An ambassador, and he is also an ambassador for the cultural dissemination of the island country, it is a lofty profession when I hear it, the career establishment of the island country, how can the income be on par with the diplomatic ambassador or something, the annual income is hundreds of thousands, well, it's not the yen, it's the soft sister currency." ”

"Hmm. The income should not be much different. Ye Hanqiang couldn't help but smile and nodded, "How about it, are you interested in doing this?" Looking at Pihc's ignorant expression, Ye Han felt like a strange man who tricked the little girl into eating lollipops, and a sense of guilt arose in his heart. But after seeing Pihc's obscene eyes flashing, his guilt suddenly disappeared, this thing is pretending to be pure!

"Big excuse, you have a way?" Pihc's eyes are shining, career preparation, and he is also an ambassador and a high-ranking official! Proper high officials! Speaking out is definitely more face-saving than any game anchor, and Bei'er has face! After a pause, he continued: "No, it's a big excuse, the ambassador of the island country's cultural dissemination, isn't that the island country elected and appointed?" Do you still have a way out of the island nation? ”

"Hmm." Ye Han nodded solemnly, and bragged: "You don't want to think about who I am, China's No. 1 game anchor, the strongest player in League of Legends, professional abuse of all kinds of passers-by kings, I have thousands of fans in the island country, let you be a cultural ambassador of the island country, there is still a way." ”

"Forget it, the island culture is only good at comics, anime and pink movies, and there is nothing worth spreading. Or our Chinese history is long, thousands of years of history, the culture is brilliant and diverse, a hundred schools of thought contend, thousands of flowers bloom, the ancestors can not forget. Pihc said solemnly, "Ambassador of the culture of the island country, I'm afraid I won't do well." ”

"Poof." Hearing Pihc's answer, Ye Han couldn't help laughing, which immediately attracted the attention of the other four, he hurriedly waved his hand, signaled that it was okay, turned his head and said to Pihc with an inexplicable face: "The ambassadors of the island country's cultural communication are not ordinary ambassadors, they don't need to have a high degree of education, they don't need to have a strong cultural heritage, because they are underground literary and art workers, they are sincere and simple, they are glorious and noble, they dare to face cold eyes and ridicule, their films are absolutely the same, And it's not a cartoon. As long as you are interested in the culture of the island nation, you can become an ambassador of the culture of the island country. This career is perfect for you! ”

Seeing this, although the audience in the live broadcast room still doesn't know what kind of profession the island country cultural communication ambassador in Ye Han's mouth is, they all know what the island country cultural communication ambassador does.

"Is the ambassador of the culture of the island country a lofty profession? / Laugh and cry. ”

"PP don't pretend, you usually like to talk about yellow jokes, don't say you don't know what island culture is."

"When I saw the appearance of comic PP, I must have been greatly deceived by excuses."

"Destroy the culture of my island nation."

"Pihc opened his mouth, and I knew he was not pure."

"It's called a serious pretend, sorry, PP, I can only give you ninety-nine points, because a perfect score can only be a big excuse."

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Pihc shook his head firmly, pretending not to understand the meaning of Ye Han's words, and said: "I still like Chinese culture, when I took the college entrance examination, my classical Chinese and ancient poems were all full marks!" I have never heard of any island culture. ”

"Really, just by your eloquence, your look, your expression, your movements, um." Ye Han looked at Pihc and persuaded: "Brother Huang Disc at the railway station, this profession is very suitable for you, it must earn more than being an anchor." ”

"What Yellow Saucer? I don't understand it at all. Pihc forced an explanation.

At this time, Brother Kai, who was already busy on the side, said softly: "Didn't you just say that the island country has pink movies?" ”

"yes, fan movies." Pihc made an ignorant look and said, "Do you think, island countries are naturally imitating, since the Tang Dynasty, they have been imitating, and even Chinese characters have been imitated by them a lot, and the main theme movie of our country is a red movie, and the island country imitates us, so their main theme is called a fan movie?" ”

"Uh." Brother Kai covered his forehead, his face was full of speechlessness, and he almost said: What you said is so reasonable, I can't refute it.

"Defeated to you." Hearing Pihc's words, Ye Han said, "Actually comparing red movies with pink movies, if they are known by the public, it would be strange if you didn't die." ”

"What's the matter, don't you think that the main theme movies of the island country are all pink movies?" Pihc insisted.

Listening to Pihc's words, Ye Han collapsed, with an expression of 'completely defeated to you' on his face.

In the live broadcast room, after listening to Pihc's forcible explanation, the audience in the live broadcast room was completely convinced.

"Completely defeated by PP, this explanation, is simply incomparable."

"PP, you are such a black island country, are you really not afraid of being blocked?"

"Pink movies really seem to be the main theme movies of the island country, well, to be precise, pink is the main theme of the island country."

"Upstairs is right."

"The PP who died actually compared the red movie with the pink movie together............ But why, am I not angry at all? I want to laugh when I think that pink movies are the main theme movies of the island country. ”

"Give PP a thumbs up."

"PP, I'll give you two hundred points for this wave of explanations. I've given you a lot of excuses! ”

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Pihc looked at the barrage, leaned over and said, "It's a big excuse, you see that I'm so popular, and there must be no less guests at the concert." ”

"Well, there's one of you."

"Hahaha, you scumbags, obediently give me the background, waka kaka!" After getting Ye Han's affirmation, Pihc suddenly revealed his true form, made an arrogant appearance, and rushed to the cave master and several people laughed.

At this time, Ye Han suddenly said: "PP, you hurry up, Director Dong and they will call together, the concert is going to be crowded." ”

"yes, yes." Pihc nodded, "It's true that the two of us are a bit monotonous in their performances, and we do need some audience. ”

"No, you called them, they are all guest performers, and everyone has a share."

Pihc falls to the ground.