Zhu Bajie's voice came from the sky, which immediately aroused the crowd of onlookers.

Chen Li was also stunned, and hurriedly looked up, and found that under the starlight, not only Zhu Bajie stepped on the auspicious clouds and came back, but even the snow lotus-like Guanyin Bodhisattva in the sky also followed.

"Okay, idiot, I thought you wouldn't be back until tomorrow morning."

Chen Li said with a smile.

Zhu Bajie said: "It should have been like this, but when I was halfway through, I happened to meet the Bodhisattva, so I rushed back overnight, Brother Monkey, you deceived my old pig, but you ate it here, it's not kind......"

Zhu Bajie complained.

"Hey, I'm not careful, I'll keep it for you in the kitchen."

Chen Li explained, then looked at another auspicious cloud, looked at the Guanyin Bodhisattva with a strange expression on it, and shouted excitedly: "Sister Guanyin, you are here, hurry, we have something delicious here, come down quickly." ”

"What? Sister Guanyin? ”

"She's Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

"Oh my God, the Bodhisattva has descended to earth, the Bodhisattva has descended to earth!"

After hearing Chen Li's name for the people on the auspicious clouds, the people of Chenjia Village immediately put down the dishes and chopsticks in their hands, and then fell to the ground in unison, shouting: "Meet Guanyin Bodhisattva!" ”

Not far away, as soon as the little monk who had been in the toilet for a long time came out, he saw a beautiful sister who was not exposed to fireworks.

He hurriedly trotted over a few steps, beckoned to the Bodhisattva and said silly, "Sister, sister, why are you here?" ”

Hearing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled slightly, and then said: "I heard Bajie say that a carp I raised escaped from the mortal world, occupied the river here as a demon, and harmed the township, so I came here to collect him." ”

"Oh, I see."

The little monk nodded, and then said excitedly: "By the way, the monkey caught a big carp in the river today, it can't be the one you raised, sister, right?" ”

As soon as these words came out, Chen Li's head was suddenly full of black lines.

"Oh?"

When Guanyin Bodhisattva heard this, her eyes were slightly closed, and her fingers changed and pinched, as if she was measuring something, but after a while, she frowned and asked, "Monkey head, did you really catch the carp of the poor monk?" ”

Chen Li hesitated for a moment, and finally smiled generously: "Yes, Sister Guanyin, the carp you raised is really fierce, it took me a lot of effort!" ”

"I don't know, where is he now?"

Since the last Wuzhuang view, this monkey has been calling himself sister, and although Guanyin is a little speechless about this, he does not feel disgusted.

After waiting for a while, Guanyin found that the monkey head did not answer, but his face was embarrassed, and he couldn't help but wonder: "What's wrong?" What's inconvenient to say? ”

"This, that, how do you say it......" Chen Li scratched his ears and cheeks, his tone choked, and he seemed to be slurred.

Seeing this, Guanyin said calmly: "You tell the truth." ”

"Tell me the truth?" Chen Li hesitated for a moment, but decided not to hide it, raised his head directly, and said with a sincere face: "Sister Guanyin, I won't tell you that your carp is already at the dinner table." ”

"Where?" Guanyin was stunned for a moment, obviously not understanding much.

Seeing this, Chen Li pointed to the plate on the table that was about to be cleaned, and said seriously: "It was on the table before, but just now, it entered everyone's stomach, so ......"

"You—You ate him?"

At this time, Guanyin Bodhisattva was really dumbfounded.

"No, no, no, Bodhisattva, it's not me who eats alone, everyone has a share, everyone has a share!" Chen Li hurriedly waved his hand, resolutely not to be a backstabber.

"You ......"

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face was strange, vaguely angry, but he didn't know where to start, and when he said it in his stomach, he didn't know how to say it when it came to his throat.

Chen Li saw that she wanted to blame but couldn't blame, and hurriedly said: "Sister Guanyin, the carp you raised has been eating the boys and girls in the village every year all these years, and it is very bad, I killed him because I saw the pity of the villagers, you can't blame me!" ”

When Guanyin Bodhisattva heard this, he looked around, looking at the approving eyes of more than 100 villagers, and could only sigh and said: "He planted evil causes and obtained evil results, this is a crime that he deserves, the poor monk really can't blame you, that's it, that's it, since this is the case, the poor monk will go back." ”

As he spoke, he raised the clouds and turned away.

Seeing this, Chen Li hurriedly said: "Sister Guanyin, you're here, sit down for a while and then leave, it's so dangerous to walk at night in the middle of the night." ”

"Poof......

Zhu Bajie, who was sweeping the food on the table, suddenly spewed out when he heard Chen Li's words, and said with a smile: "Haha, Brother Monkey, you are completely blind, the Bodhisattva's magical powers are so big, and anyone else dares to plot against him?" ”

The corners of Guanyin's mouth twitched, and he took a deep breath......

Chen Li ignored Zhu Bajie's foolish words, Teng Qiyun came to the Bodhisattva's side, and said with a flattering smile: "Bodhisattva, you are so sorry to come over for this big trouble, I guess you should be a little hungry now, I still have some vegetables left in the kitchen, or, try my craft?" ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva clenched his fists and replied with two words expressionlessly.

"Don't taste it!"

Saying that, without hesitation, the clouds soared into the sky.

Seeing this, Chen Li shouted, "Sister Bodhisattva, my cooking is delicious?" You really don't taste it? ”

"I don't want to taste it!" Guanyin in mid-air glared back at him.

"Okay, if you don't taste it, forget it, then, can you give me another hair? It's okay, I can beckon you to come, let's chat! ”

"Get out!"

Guanyin disappeared into the sky in one step, leaving behind a loud but undignified sentence in place.

"If you don't give it, you won't give it, why are you scolding......"

Chen Li complained with a complaining face, turned around and came back, only to find that everyone in the square was looking at him dumbfounded.

When Chen Li was about to say that he was looking at the yarn, in his mind, the long-lost system was noisy again.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for installing a hot face and a cold ass, and the reward is worth 200 points. ”

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for installing a hot face and a cold ass, and the reward is worth 200 points. ”

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for installing a hot face and a cold ass, and the reward is worth 200 points. ”

"Ding......

"Phew, you're just hot and cold, the Bodhisattva and I have a friendship that spanks each other, and the relationship is good." Regarding the name of the system for this pretend, Chen Li expressed deep dissatisfaction.

However, it is useless to be unconvinced, and the system that chokes people to death and does not pay for their lives directly replied with a word.

"Phew!"

Chen Li rolled his eyes, too lazy to argue with this brainless system, changed his words, and said, "Show me the attributes." ”

Although the system is unforgiving, there is nothing to say about the efficiency, and the attribute panel was called up for him in an instant.

Name: Li Chen

Title: Pretending to be a master

Level: 45 (3200/12000)

Strength: 9

Stamina: 4

Wisdom: 8

Compression resistance: 8

Pretension value: 13000

Skills: Seventy-two Changes, Thirty-six Changes, Corpse Stealing, Fixing Technique, Samadhi Divine Wind, Samadhi True Fire, Stealth Technique, Lion Roar Skill, Fighting Trick, Trick of Doing, Kitchen God Experience

Weapons: Brass Hoop Sticks

Magic weapons: flying sand and stones, treasure bottles, colorful auspicious clouds, big yellow robes, shooting arrows

(End of chapter)