Chapter 11: Fat House Happy Water
The three of them returned to the grass where the green vegetable rib noodles were located
"Ah, the noodles are really swollen, I can't eat them, throw them away. I'll make you a big meal. ”
Wang Zhe was holding the green vegetables and pork ribs and wanted to throw them.
Suddenly I felt empty in my hands, only to see that Arthur snatched it, and ate it slowly, and the speed of eating was very fast, and it seemed that I was really hungry. After a while, I finished eating one bowl of noodles and switched to another bowl of noodles.
Wang Zhe looked at Arthur, smiled slightly, closed his eyes, and prepared to make Chinese food, he was hungry after running for so long and working for so long.
It was decided, and matcha towel roll *3, soymilk case *3, KFC whole family bucket *2 were decided.
Ha! Show up, my food, feel my calling appear before me.
soon
Delicious desserts - matcha towel rolls and soy milk boxes appeared on the grass in front of them
Fat House Happy Water + Fat House Happy Bucket also appeared on the grass, bursting with a happy atmosphere.
"Come, come, eat a fat house happy meal. Daji, Arthur, come here. ”
"How do you know my name is Arthur?"
"I know everything."
"Brother master, why is it called a fat house happy meal?"
"Because eating high-calorie, high-energy food, you will be addicted! The latest research shows that long-term high-calorie diets can trigger nicotine-like addictive behaviors.
In other words, when many people can't resist the temptation to eat delicious foods, they can only find satisfaction by continuing to eat high-calorie foods. What's even scarier is that we have no interest in low-calorie healthy foods! When this satisfaction of eating high-calorie food becomes a reward cycle in the body, it is difficult to stop by consciousness! Then the more you eat, the fatter you get, and you become a fat house, so it's called a fat house happy meal. ”
Wang Zhe handed Daji a piece of finger-sucking original chicken, "Don't say anything and eat it, this is made of chicken, Daji should like to eat it." ”
"It's delicious!!" Daji exclaimed in surprise, and then lowered her head and gnawed like a hamster, cute.
Reaching out to wipe the crumbs from Daji's mouth, Wang Zhe also picked up a piece of finger-sucking original chicken and ate it, during this time he has experienced a lot of wind and waves, his mood is not high and he is tired, taste happy food, and be happy.
When Wang Zhe finished eating a piece and was about to take another piece to eat, Yu Guang found that little Arthur kept wiping his saliva with the back of his hand, but he didn't move.
handed Arthur a piece of finger-sucking original chicken and said, "Eat, why don't you eat it, so much, Daji's little bird stomach must not be able to eat much, and I can't eat the rest alone, don't waste it." ”
Arthur looked at Wang Zhe in surprise and said, "You are willing to give me such fragrant food, but I kidnapped that little girl and beat you again." “
"It's okay, eat, I don't think you're a bad person."
Psychological activity - of course not a bad guy, the official backstory is set by a knight king who admires valor, glory and virtue, and King Arthur in real-world history.
Give you something to eat, I don't worry, a piece of KFC can buy people's hearts, why not? Whether it's taking you into your hands or being Daji's meat shield, the Fa Ye always needs a knight's retinue.
"Master, brother, I can't eat"
A pair of greasy little hands patted the bulging belly, and suddenly left two greasy handprints on the white little dress.
Seeing Wang Zhe's brows, Lao Tzu has to wash clothes again at night!
immediately shouted: "Have you forgotten what I taught you these days?" Wash your hands after eating, don't touch your body, wash your hands quickly, and don't wipe your hands on your clothes after washing. Take this napkin and dry your hands with this after washing. ”
"Oh"
Little Daji jumped up and ran to the river to wash her hands.
Wang Zhe was a little startled by his sudden loud voice and said to little Arthur:
"The little guy didn't discipline it well, let you laugh, come, let's continue to eat, hunger is the enemy of mankind."
Arthur nodded seriously, yes, hunger is the enemy of man.
"Try this fat house happy water, cough, come and try this cola, if you like it, welcome to join the Coke God Cult"
Arthur took the brown drink handed over by Wang Zhe and observed curiously.
Well, bubbles.
Sniff, a sweet scent, it feels good.
Take a sip, cool, cool!
Arthur felt that his mood was instantly much happier, and it was beautiful. This strange drink is slightly tingling in the mouth at first, and the excitement that rises as the drink enters the esophagus makes people excited, and the residual sweetness in the mouth makes people want to take another sip.
"One more drink!"
"Okay"
After the wine and food were full, only the matcha towel roll and the soy milk box were left untouched. Arthur also ran to the creek to wash the dust on his body, and the reason why he didn't wash it before the meal was because he was hungry and only had the strength to eat.
Wang Zhe touched his well-fed and bulging belly and lay lazily on the lawn basking in the sun, but his mind was combing through the information and doubts he found after coming to this world.
Information:
1, Daji is the mage Daji in the glory of kings, not Daji in the Romance of the Gods
2, Arthur is also among the kings, not the knight kings of Great Britain in history
3, suspected of coming to the King Continent
Doubt:
1, why the heroes in Glory of Kings are all in their juvenile form
2. Whether this world is a pure world of glory for kings or a world of a comprehensive nature remains to be studied
3. The system of power is also not clear
4. Why did I come to this world and have the ability to create things out of thin air, not a system, is it artificial or a coincidence?
5, if it is the King Continent, which territory am I in now?
There was laughter in his ears, his distracted eyes gradually returned to his senses, and his thoughts returned to reality, Wang Zhe looked at the place where the laughter came from, and saw Daji and Arthur walking towards him talking and laughing.
I was fighting to the death just now, and now the relationship is so good?
"Brother master, Arthur apologized to me just now, I forgave him~"
"Well, Daji is awesome, magnanimous~" Wang Zhe touched Xiao Daji's head, then turned to Arthur and said: "Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, good is great." ”
"Then you asked Arthur why he robbed you?"
"No QAQ" Xiao Daji was momentarily stunned, and her expression was QAQ.
Wang Zhe shook his head, still a little confused, looked at Arthur or asked himself.
"Why did Arthur rob Daji?"
"I've been hungry for days and want to eat."
Arthur bowed his head in embarrassment, and said resignedly.
Wang Zhe was almost crazy when he heard this, and he was incoherent for a while, and he didn't know what was wrong.
"I, I, this, not ,......"
Exhale, inhale, exhale, exhale, meditate on the heart as if the ice is clear, and the sky is falling
"You're so hungry and you're in such a big trouble with us? Why didn't you say you wanted food when I asked you what you wanted?"
Wang Zhe said speechlessly.
Little Arthur's face was flushed, his hands were clenched into fists, only his two index fingers kept touching, and he lowered his head and said, "I said it, but the voice was too quiet, you didn't hear it clearly~"
Ha? Ha?? Ha??? Wang Zhe snorted three times in a row, and his voice became higher and higher each time.
"Why don't you say it louder" is puzzled
Little Arthur lowered his head, "I'm embarrassed, as a knight, I also want to be faced, robbery is not good, right?" ”
Wang Zhe arched his hand at little Arthur and expressed his convincing.
Xiao Daji stood aside, covering her mouth and laughing, indicating that she didn't speak while watching the play, and the fox's tail was wagging around.
"Forget it, let him go over this matter, let's eat matcha towel rolls and soy milk boxes, and make sure you eat your tongue well."
"Daji, aren't you too full to eat? And you still eat? ”
"Brother of the owner~Eating and eating dessert are two stomachs~"
Well, this sentence seems to be common to all planes.
The two little ones were holding the outer box with the dessert and turning it over and over, not knowing how to eat it.
Wang Zhe took himself and gave him a demonstration and laughed at it.
The little ones were still a little angry at first, and their faces puffed up, but after tasting the dessert, they instantly said that the people take food as the sky, and the adults don't care about the villains, and concentrating on eating desserts is the king.
After eating, the three of them talked and laughed, eliminated the run-in, and Arthur also blended in.
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On January 5 of the first year of the new century, the king and the knight King Arthur under the command of the king did not know each other because of the hungry oolong, and the last meal was bitter.