Chapter 259: Artest: No!!
In the first round of the series between the Spurs and the Lakers in the first round of the playoffs, the first game turned out to be won by the Lakers, leading by a total score of 1:0, which was unexpected by everyone.
In order to get this victory, Sun Zhuo used up the only remaining game repeat challenge card of the season, which means that in the next playoffs, once the Lakers lose again, Sun Zhuo has no way to change it, but with only one game repeat challenge card, he will definitely not touch the finals stage in the playoffs, and it makes no difference when to use it.
The game was over, the whole Lakers team was very happy, Sun Zhuo did not rush back to the locker room, but walked to the position where Artest was, at this time, Artest just got up and wanted to leave the arena, his head was lowered, and his hat was pressed very low.
"Ron Artest, it's time to make good on your promise, right?" Sun Zhuo stopped Artest and stepped forward.
Vujasic, Odom and others also smiled and followed over to watch the excitement.
Sun Zhuo didn't want to be aggressive and embarrass Artest, but if Sun Zhuo lost today, Artest would definitely force Sun Zhuo to kiss the donkey's ass in front of the audience, and Artest even found a donkey, Sun Zhuo had never done these things, not to mention, Artest lost twice in a bet, and it was cheaper for him to fulfill his promise once.
Artest looked embarrassed and looked at Sun Zhuo angrily, "You're so lucky, Spurs, these idiots, all of them are actors, and the whole audience is doing stupid things!" ”
"Don't talk about this, even if it's you Pacers today, I'm going to win, now I just want to know, if you're willing to fulfill your promise, if not, I hope you will stay away from me when you see me in the future, pretend not to know, on the field, it's the same, I don't want to say a word more to people who don't keep their promises." Sun Zhuo said.
Artest is also the leader of the Pacers, so naturally he doesn't want people to think that he is a scoundrel, Artest said: "Okay, I am willing to fulfill my promise, and when I have time, I will go to a place with a donkey, goodbye." ”
"Wait." Sun Zhuo saw that Artest was leaving, so he hurriedly stopped him and said, "Don't be so troublesome, there are donkeys here." ”
"What?" Artest was frightened, could it be that Sun Zhuo, like Artest, sent someone to send a donkey in advance after the two made a bet?
Artest can do such a thing, Sun Zhuo may not be able to do it!
I saw Sun Zhuo whisper something to Vujasic, and then Vujacic ran out quickly, and it didn't take long for a black man to really lead a donkey in!
"Oh, look, it's a donkey, Sun prepared a donkey for Ron Artest, haha, there's a good show to watch now."
"I guess Popovich won't like a player like Ron Artest, a genius rebounding king like Rodman was sent away by Popovich without blinking his eyes, the players he doesn't like would rather suffer losses than see them, shouldn't it be because Ron Artest supports our Spurs today, Popovich deliberately lost to the Lakers, right? Oh hell, why did this Artest guy come to San Antonio! ”
Some of the fans left, but many stayed to watch the playoff-like spectacle.
When Vujasic came over with the black youth and the donkey, Artest was furious, pointed to the black youth and the donkey, and asked Sun Zhuo: "This is the donkey you prepared?" This is obviously my friend's brother and the donkey I prepared! ”
Sun Zhuo said calmly: "Oh, is that so? It may be that Sasha has found the wrong person, but since the donkey has already been brought here, don't worry about who prepared the donkey, right? ”
Artest was so angry that he couldn't speak, he really didn't expect that he would kiss the donkey he prepared, alas, forget it, Charles Barkley also kissed the donkey's ass in front of the national audience, it's nothing, I'm willing to gamble and lose, and there will be a chance to get it back in the future.
The donkey's ass was already aimed at Artest, who had been hesitating and refusing to speak......
"Hurry up, kiss, Charles Barkley has done such things, what are you afraid of?"
"Remember not to bet with the Chinese in the future! If you can't win, it's a curse! ”
Many Spurs fans who watched the excitement at the scene actually stood on Sun Zhuo's side to speak.
"These bastards, I really want to beat them up again." Artest felt uncomfortable when he heard the fans say cool words, he really regretted coming to the Spurs' home stadium to watch the game, if it was the home court of the Pacers, the fans would not be so desperate......
After hesitating again and again, Sun Zhuo didn't urge, and finally Artest finally mustered up the courage and closed his eyes and was ready to kiss the back of the donkey!
Groov.
Suddenly, there was a strange noise.
"Mommy, it stinks." A little girl in the audience suddenly screamed.
Artest's eyes immediately widened in shock, he had never opened such big eyes in his life, and when he saw what was in front of him, he only heard him let out a howl: "No!! ”
……
Ten minutes later, the Lakers locker room.
"Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death, think of a way to make me stop, I've never seen anything so funny." Lamar Odom smiled from ear to ear as soon as he entered the dressing room.
Kaloon Butler praised someone: "Ron Artest is a real man, he can speak well in such situations, I admire him!" ”
Everyone was laughing, only Sun Zhuo was sighing.
"Well, how could I have done such a thing to Ron Artest? Now I think I'm sorry for him, who of you is friends with him, can you arrange a dinner for the two of us, I want to turn enemies into friends with him. Sun Zhuo said sincerely.
Odom laughed, "I bet he won't be able to eat a bite in front of you." ”
"Hahaha......" everyone laughed again.
……
Outside the arena, Artest and Mark's brother Jones and a donkey walked side by side, and Jones asked with a concerned face, "Big brother, do you want to go to the mouth first?" ”
Artest didn't speak, glanced around the arena, and asked, "Didn't you say that Sun also prepared a donkey?" What about the donkey? ”
"Big brother, I arrived half an hour ago, and I've been guarding outside, and I haven't seen any other donkeys." Jones Road.
Artest's face darkened suddenly, and he kicked Jones: "Who let you in, idiot!" And let this broken ass! I'm going to beat you two fools! ”
……
The next day, Sun Zhuo heard the news that Artest was sent to the police station in San Antonio for fighting with people and donkeys, and he believed that in the future, when the Pacers came here to play away, Artest would not be willing to follow, and this was his nightmare.
Similarly, with Artest's personality, I'm afraid he won't stop yet, and when the two meet next season, I'm afraid there will be another brawl.
On this day, the Pacers united to save a little face for Artest, narrowly defeated the Celtics, and got a victory, and the game between the Rockets and the Mavericks was the same as what happened in the previous life, the Rockets 2:0, won two consecutive victories on the road, and Maddie gave an arrogant and domineering quasi-lore.
After 2:0, Maddie faced the media with a smile on her face, and between her words, she seemed to say again: "Hey, man, we've already thought about the opponent for the next round." ”
"The Rockets have a good 2:0 lead, and the next is the home court, as long as they play seriously, they can definitely advance, how can I help them?" As a member of the team who was heartbroken by the Rockets' loss to the Mavericks, Sun Zhuo must change this result.