Chapter 6 The God of the Cheat
At the end of Konoha 54, Sakura's first semester was spent quietly in the prince's juggling treasure and the tsundere of the second pillar, and the second pillar lived up to expectations in the final exam, and the prince was unsurprisingly at the bottom.
On this day, Sakura fell on the bed in a weird and ashamed posture, "Hey, I thought it was the Yijin Sutra, but I didn't expect it to be the Jiuyang Divine Skill." Looking at the ass sitting on her head, Sakura complained in her heart, "Don't think nonsense, don't think nonsense, cultivating the Heavenly Gang and Earth Demon Sutra at the same time can effectively help maintain your posture." The reckoning god reminded, 'Ah, I see. Sakura immediately emptied her mind and began to practice the Soul Refining Heart Sutra.
There are a total of one hundred and eight pictures of Tiangang and Earth, each picture is a posture, first and then Tiangang, the previous picture can only be cultivated after the cultivation of the next picture, according to the posture on the figure, you will feel that there is aura entering the body, these aura will not stay in the body of the cultivator, but will help the cultivator wash the muscles and marrow, and take away the impurities in the cultivator's body, but the premise of cultivation is also to be able to sense the location of the aura, when the cultivator feels that the aura is unimpeded in the body, it means that the picture has been cultivated, And each picture will bring a hundred catties of strength to the cultivator.
"Huhuhu, I can't hold on, this posture is too uncomfortable, fortunately, this picture will be practiced in two or three days, don't suffer this sin" Sakura took off the small PP on her head, and lay on the bed with sweat, at the moment I just want to sleep until I am old.
'Host, the cultivation method has been calculated. At this time, the words of the god drove away Sakura's sleepiness.
'Really, show me, I'm so excited.' It's been four years, and it's finally time to take off, to go to the sky.
One more thing, don't get too excited when the host listens. The god didn't pass on the exercises directly to Sakura.
'Tell me, I won't get carried away with the big surprise, let the storm come more violently.' At this time, Sakura thought that the god would give her something that was very surprising than the exercises, and she was not to blame, after all, the god of calculation had no tone when he spoke, and he could only be understood literally.
This exercise cannot be cultivated under the host's current conditions, and the time has not yet come. The god poured a basin of ice water directly on Sakura's head, mercilessly.
'Huh? why? Why? Give me a reason not to spray you. It was a big surprise and I couldn't accept it.
'That's right, the host's physical attribute is water, and the exercises I derive are also water attributes, I named it "Weak Water True Decision", there are five folds, and the cultivation to the third level has the strength of the shadow level, of course, this is the most basic, and there are many functions, I won't say much, the host will slowly experience it in the future, and the reason why the host can't cultivate now is for the good of the host, I won't explain it specifically, I can only tell the host that the time has not come. 'Count Shinto.
"I'll rub, count God, you're getting more and more awesome now, don't say this, don't say that, okay, I won't force you, then when the time comes, you can always say." Sakura's seven orifice are smoking, and the god seems to have a spiritual mind, this thought flashed through Sakura's mind, and she didn't know whether to be happy or worried.
I can't be sure of the exact time, but it is expected that around the time of the host's graduation, if the host cultivates the Tiangang Earth Diagram diligently, the timing may be advanced, but it is not absolute. 'Count Shinto.
It's the reason for the body, I just said that this body is a scum, and you still lie to me and say okay, look, what is the matter if you have the exercises but you can't practice, your pants are off, you just show me this, it's really a beep." At this moment, Sakura complained frantically, and once again had a strong dissatisfaction with this body.
"How about I go and get Uncle Snake's immortality technique and change my body?" Sakura asked.
'It is not recommended for the host to do this, I have a better technique here than the art of immortality, but no matter what the circumstances, the body and soul will be discordant, and it will not be able to achieve the unity of spirit and body, which is not beneficial to cultivation, and in serious cases, it will cause irreparable damage to the soul, and in the case of the host's "Soul Refining Heart Sutra" is not the seventh level, the soul separation will cause a double blow to the host's soul and body. There seemed to be a hint of seriousness in the tone of the reckoning god.
'Well, I'd better wait for that time to come, hey! Hearing that the god of arithmetic said that it was so unreliable, Sakura had to give up the idea of regrouping the hero, but even if it is a woman, I will live a wonderful life, and then fall asleep.
At noon the next day, Sakura walked down the street with a lunch box, and a bewitching beauty with black hair and red eyes in front of her suddenly attracted Sakura's attention. Wow, Sakura let out a wolf howl in her heart, my God, big beauty, big beauty R, long legs, sunset red.
'Did you hear about yesterday?' 'One is wearing erotic one-piece net stockings, a Qi B hip skirt, and a gray windbreaker that has not yet been tied, it can be seen that the erotic one-piece pantyhose is vacuum inside, eating red bean balls in his mouth, and saying to Sunset Red, it's Mitari washing red beans, my God, I can't stand it, I can't stand it, it's going to be a big deal, Sakura howled in her heart.
'It's a pity that such a genius committed suicide by throwing himself into the river, which was a major blow to both the Uchiha and the village. Sunset Red responded to the red bean road.
I don't believe in such a deception as throwing yourself into the river. Hongdou pouted disdainfully and said.
"Don't talk about these high-level things, let's eat quickly, there will be tasks later" Sunset Red didn't want to discuss this matter, and urged Hongdou Dao.
Yes, yes, right away. Hongdou also knew that he was nosy, so he immediately ate it.
At this time, the two suddenly felt a burning gaze, the two turned their heads to look, only to see a little Lori with a lunch box looking at them with green eyes, although the little Lori's eyes were originally blue, but the two of them still felt it, the amazing temperature, as if they were going to eat them raw, the Lori came, 'Hello two sisters, I** Ye Sakura, you can call me Sakura, the two sisters are so beautiful, can you kiss Sakura?" Sakura said, her eyes kept looking into Azuki's windbreaker, and Azuki was so frightened that Azuki immediately tightened her windbreaker to cover Haruhi.
"Eh, hehe, Sakura is also very beautiful, look at your appearance is to bring food to someone, go quickly, sisters still have tasks to do, say goodbye first, see you next time." Sunset Red said, pulled the red bean and ran away, it's terrible, in the eyes of this little Lori. It's like I'm not wearing clothes, and Hongdou looks like I'm in a trance, and I don't know what I'm thinking.
That's not right.,In the novel, those men who become women can eat beautiful tofu and won't be treated as perverts.,How can I get to myself, can't I?,Am I not cute? Isn't it cute? It's unreasonable, looking at the back of the red bean and the sunset red, Sakura thought angrily, it's all a lie in the novel, the road is empty.
Hey, forget it, go and see the prince I raised, 'Our drop motherland is a garden, the garden drop flowers are really bright, the warm drop of the sun shines on each of us with a smile on our face...' always feels like something important has been omitted, hmm~ What is it? Sakura thought to herself and walked towards the prince's east palace.
At the door of the East Palace, Sakura didn't knock on the door, she just took the key to open the door and went in, looking at Naruto who was still bubbling on the bed, and there were clothes thrown everywhere like a kennel, hey, this stinky boy can really make sand, and he can't clean it up once and it will change back to the same way after two or three days, hey, it's not easy to raise a son.
Sakura put the lunch box on the table and began to clean up the room, picking what should be picked, collecting what should be collected, washing what should be washed, throwing away what should be thrown, drying clothes, and throwing away the garbage After coming back, seeing that Naruto, who had made himself a full-time dad, was still sleeping, and he looked like he was dreaming of spring, Sakura suddenly became unbalanced again, "Get up, are you a pig, you know how to sleep all day long." ’
Naruto was in a sweet dream, he and Sakura had grown up, and the two of them had become lovers, looking at Sakura-chan under him, Naruto felt that there was nothing more intoxicating than this, he was woken up by Sakura in a daze, and he couldn't figure out the situation, 'Sakura-chan, don't worry, I'll go in right away.' He straightened up as he spoke.
Looking at the small tent under Naruto and the lascivious expression on her face, Sakura felt like she was about to get out of control again.
Crackling, crackling, woo-wah-wow...
'Where are you going?' ’
'Ahh It hurts, it hurts, it hurts. ’
'At a young age, if you don't study well, if you don't study well, my mother has to beat you to death today, and I don't think you are a son. ’
'I wasn't your son,.... Yes... Ahh
'Dare to talk back, you're trying to talk back'
‘...’
After a while, Naruto, who had a blue nose and swollen face, began to fight with the food after washing, "Sakura-chan, can you light it when you are in the future." Naruto said as he ate, "You still have the face for me to tap, what kind of dream was you little bastard just now, who taught you this, old lady, I'll kill him." Sakura's anger that had just subsided suddenly burned again, "Ah, haha, that, what, by the way, Sakura, haven't you heard that someone in the village committed suicide by throwing himself into the river yesterday, I heard that he is still a genius, if you want me to say, there is something I can't think of, why do you want to commit suicide." Naruto quickly changed the subject.
Suicide by throwing yourself into the river? Talented?
Sakura suddenly remembered what she had forgotten, the conversation between Sunset Red and Red Bean, at that time, her mind was all about how to take advantage of it, and she left all the key things behind, the people of the Uchiha clan, geniuses, committed suicide by throwing themselves into the river, isn't it the Uchiha who is known as the 'instantaneous water stop'.
Thinking about the current time, at the end of Konoha 54, Itachi should have been promoted to Zhongnin last year or the year before last, and this year he joined the dark department to become a double agent of the Uchiha clan and the Konoha high-level, and told the Konoha high-level the news that the Uchiha clan decided to launch a coup d'état.
On the eve of the Uchiha clan's plot to launch a coup d'état, Shisui told the Konoha high-level that he would stop the coup, and took the initiative to expose the kaleidoscope writing wheel eye, and the ability of the eyes in order to gain the trust of the Konoha high-level, but Shimura Danzo, the careerist, the conspirator did not believe in the Uchiha Shisui, or he didn't want to use this gentle way to alleviate the conflict between the Konoha high-level and the Uchiha clan, and had some perverted desire for the eyes of the water, so before the water was implemented, he secretly attacked him and took away the right eye of the water.
So in order to prevent others from causing a fight in order to snatch his eyes, in order to help Uchiha Itachi open the kaleidoscope writing wheel eye, and in order to calm the conflict between Uchiha and Konoha, he entrusted his left eye and the strongest illusion "Betianjin" to Itachi, pretending to self-destruct his eyes, and committed suicide by throwing himself into the Nanga River, and he died Uchiha lacks a powerful point, even if he can't dispel the idea of a Uchiha coup, he can delay enough time to give Itachi more opportunities.
And Itachi watched his only friend, the teacher gouge out his left eye, threw himself into the river, and opened the kaleidoscope writing wheel in the endless sadness.
However, Shisui's death did not dampen the Uchiha clan's determination to coup d'état. Next year, just next year, Sasuke, you have to hold on.
And our Royal Highness the Crown Prince saw that Sakura suddenly lost her mind for some reason, thinking that Sakura would not mention what she had just done again, so she lowered her head and continued to struggle.