Chapter Seventy-Six: There's a Piece of Shit in Here (Ask for Collection Recommendation)

"This, this, this...... It's nonsense! ”

King Chechi watched the eunuch take out the pink belly pocket, and his lips trembled with anger.

On the side, the soldier in charge of packing the box instantly collapsed to the ground and shouted: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I obviously put the mountain and river splendid jacket, Qiankun Geography Skirt, this, how did this become a belly pocket?" ”

"You ask me? I still want to ask you! ”

King Chechi kicked the soldier to the ground.

Seeing this, Chen Li smiled and said, "Your Majesty, I should have won this game again, right?" ”

Before King Chechi could speak, the Yangli Daxian on the side panicked: "Impossible, impossible, Your Majesty, he must have used the demon method, I want to compete with him again!" ”

The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty looked at each other.

King Che Chi also had a gloomy face, it was the splendid jacket of mountains and rivers that he personally ordered the soldiers to put out, but when he took it out, it became a woman's belly pocket, what is this not a demon law?

"That's it, since I, the national teacher, are unwilling, I will personally stake things out, if Elder Monkey can guess again, then you will win!"

King Chechi said kindly.

Chen Li touched his chin and hesitated, then said indifferently: "Okay, just come." ”

"Good!"

King Chechi laughed, and then arranged for the soldiers to carry the box closer, and after several people stopped the box, King Chechi put a peach in it.

"Okay, National Teacher, Elder Monkey, which of you guessed first?"

When Yang Li Daxian was about to say that I came first, Chen Li stepped forward and said with a smile: "Fang is you first, now it should be me first, right?" ”

"This ......" Yang Li Daxian hesitated for a moment, then waved his hand and said, "It's for you to go first, so what?" ”

As he spoke, he stepped aside.

Chen Li smiled slightly, didn't even look at the box, and said, "Your Majesty, there is a peach inside." ”

"Huh?" King Chechi was stunned for a moment, how could this monkey see it at a glance?

When Yang Li Daxian saw him finish speaking, he stepped forward, still with a broken thought, and after his eyes were green, he looked inside, hey, it's really a peach.

"Your Majesty, the minister also thinks it's a peach inside."

As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Li stood up and said with a smile: "This national teacher, you can say whatever I say, I'm afraid it's a little inappropriate, right?" ”

Yangli Daxian snorted coldly: "There is only one thing in it, and it was guessed by your **** luck, so I can't say it?" Isn't that too overbearing? ”

"Haha, I really don't hide it from the national teacher, I really guessed it by shit luck."

Chen Li smiled, and then said to King Chechi: "Your Majesty, both of us guess one thing, it is obviously a draw that wastes time, so let's guess that in addition to peaches, there is also a piece of **** in it, how about it?" ”

"Poof......

The Manchu Dynasty Wenwu suddenly laughed.

King Che Chi said with an ugly face: "The things inside were put in by my own hands, how can there be **** or anything like that?" ”

"Maybe it's okay, the national teacher said that I had **** luck, so what if there is **** in it? Isn't it? Chen Li looked at Yang Li Daxian with a smile.

Yang Li Daxian sneered, and then said: "Your Majesty, please open the box, as long as there is no **** in it, then he has lost!" ”

When King Chechi heard this, he nodded.

"Come on, open the box!"

The eunuch stepped forward again, opened the golden lock, and quickly took out a peach from it.

"Your Majesty, it's a peach!" The eunuch laughed.

King Chechi nodded with a smile on his face.

Yang Li Daxian said proudly: "How, I only see peaches inside, I don't see the **** you said, you lost this game!" ”

"Wait!"

Chen Li raised his hand to interrupt his words, and said with a smile: "There is clearly a **** lump inside, are you blind?" ”

"You're blind!" Yang Li Daxian scolded angrily, pointed to the box with the double doors open, and said: "There is nothing in here, where is the ****?" ”

The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty also talked about it and sneered again and again.

The boxes have been opened, and there is obviously nothing, why is this monkey still not admitting defeat?

Seeing that the national teacher finally pulled back a game, King Che Chi finally showed happiness on his face, and said with a smile: "Elder Monkey, this box is indeed empty, you lost." ”

When Chen Li heard this, he smiled and said: "Your Majesty, if the box is not ****, naturally I will lose, and I will be at your disposal, but if there is, I want this national teacher to eat it personally, national teacher, do you dare?" ”

"Why don't you dare?" Yang Li Daxian hugged his chest and looked proud.

Chen Li nodded and said to the eunuch, "Excuse me, pat it twice that box." ”

"Huh?"

The Manchu Dynasty had strange eyes in his eyes and didn't understand why he did this.

Although the eunuch was suspicious, he stepped forward quickly, raised his hand, and slapped twice on the top of the box.

And then......

With a 'bang', a piece of **** stuck to the top of the box fell down in front of everyone's eyes.

The audience was silent......

After a while, Yang Li Daxian said angrily: "Impossible, impossible, you monkey, you dare to use demon methods, I will kill you!" ”

As he spoke, he rushed towards Chen Li.

And this time, Huli and Luli did not stop it, this monkey deceived people too much, they had already wanted to do it.

Seeing this, the corners of Chen Li's mouth couldn't help but hook up a sneer, "I can't ask for it!" ”

With that, he flew out of the Jinluan Palace.

Yang Li Daxian followed.

Huli Daxian said to King Chechi: "Your Majesty, their group of people are not monks who learn scriptures at all, they are clearly all monsters, we are willing to eliminate harm for Your Majesty, second brother, together!" ”

With that, the two rushed towards the little monk.

Monk Zhu Bajiesha stopped him instantly, and the white bone spirit stayed by the little monk's side to prevent the soldiers from making a move.

"Everyone, if you want to fight, you should go outside to fight, don't damage my hall!"

King Chechi knew about the supernatural powers of the three national teachers, and hurriedly got up to persuade him.

Huli Luli glanced at Monk Zhu Bajiesha gloomily, and said, "Do you dare to come out?" ”

Zhu Bajie laughed, "When grandpa wasn't scared!" ”

As Chen Li and Yang Li Daxian went out first, the remaining four also flew out in an instant.

The white bone spirit stood by the little monk's side with a bone whip in his hand and took him outside the hall.

"Stinky monkey, you can play some tricks, I will definitely eat you alive today!"

Yang Li Daxian's eyes were gloomy, and when he beckoned, two antelope horns appeared in his hands.

This antelope horn has been refined by him for hundreds of years, and it has long been his most handy weapon.

The corners of Chen Li's mouth hooked up a sneer, "Monster, you can keep your eyes open, grandpa is not a little trick!" ”

As he spoke, the silver rod appeared out of thin air.

The two of them didn't talk nonsense anymore, and they each set up clouds and collided together.

The silver hoop rod collided with the antelope's horns, and suddenly there was a sonorous sound.

On the other side, the pattern on the forehead of the Tiger Power Great Immortal manifested, which was a black king character, and his hands turned into thick and sharp tiger palms.

Luli Daxian held a cane in his hand, and when he waved his hand, the demonic light flickered.

(End of chapter)