Chapter 77: People give the nickname 'PHS'
Ye Bai felt justified, so he made the Shentai visible, and a magnificent throne was suspended behind him, guarded by two golden swords that shimmered with golden light.
"Yo! It's still a golden boss! Fortunately, I will be glad to meet you! ”
Unexpectedly, after seeing it, the pangolin was not only afraid, but even happier, threw away the half-gnawed apple in his hand, and stretched out a small paw to shake hands with Ye Bai.
As the saying goes, 'don't hit a smiling person with a smiling face', although Ye Bai couldn't figure out what the pangolin on the opposite side wanted to do, but seeing it smiling with a harmless face, he really couldn't afford to take any precautions.
I thought about it again, I am from China, and I am a gang of etiquette!
How can you lose to the 'mountain village monsters' in this uncivilized land in terms of etiquette, you can't embarrass Huaxia!
He immediately put a smile on his face, stretched out his hand to clasp it with the hard claw, and greeted, "Fortunately! Fortunately! What do you call a pangolin brother? ”
Pangolin: "My surname is Take, and the bosses just call me 'Xiao Take'!" ”
Ye Bai immediately flattered: "It turned out to be Brother Zhuang!" Look up for a long time, look up for a long time! ”
The pangolin immediately smiled and said: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, it turns out that the bosses also listen to my contemptible name, and they are all friends on the road to give face, which is not worth mentioning!" ”
Ye Bai withdrew his hand, touched a handful of cold sweat, and sighed that the polite words left by the ancestors are easy to use, regardless of whether you recognize it or not, give a high hat first, it will definitely make people happy!
Ye Bai asked curiously, "I don't know why Brother Ji came so abruptly?" ”
Seeing that Ye Bai took the initiative to ask, the pangolin immediately brought the topic back to business and asked, "Look at the bosses, this is going to the Spirit Mine Mountain Range, right?" ”
Ye Bai nodded.
The pangolin then said: "This spirit mine mountain range is a good place, full of treasures, and people who want to go there to dig treasures every year can be said to flock to it!" Just ......"
The pangolin suddenly frowned, and said: "There are 100,000 mountains here, stacked and intricate, this spirit mine mountain range is not easy to find!" ”
"Isn't it!" Cheng Cheng felt the same way when he heard this, and immediately complained, "We have been wandering around in this mountain for several days, and we haven't even seen the shadow of the Spirit Mine Mountain Range, which makes us sad." ”
Seeing their anxious appearance, the pangolin was happy in his heart, and added fuel and vinegar to the vinegar: "Not only that, there are many wild monsters in these 100,000 mountains, all of them are fierce, bloodthirsty and greedy!" If you don't avoid them, your life in here is in danger! ”
A three-eyed wild monster actually advocated the danger of wild monsters in front of them, and the Hundred Flowers City team felt awkward no matter how they heard it.
Ye Bai nodded awkwardly and replied: "Brother Jie reminds me, it's just that Brother Jie also seems to be a wild monster!" ”
"How can you compare me to those low-level monsters!" The pangolin jumped up unhappily and said excitedly, "I'm a noble half-beast!" ”
"Wait!" The pangolin suddenly looked at them with an idiot's look and asked tentatively, "You don't even know the most basic common sense of the existence of half-orcs in the Wood Domain, do you?" ”
Basic common sense, your sister! What a new species has sprung up!
The first time they were despised by an animal, the Hundred Flowers City team didn't feel good in their hearts, but for the sake of face, they all pretended to be suddenly enlightened, and said:
"It turned out to be the brother of the half-beast clan, I said why is it so familiar, so may I ask this friend of the half-beast clan what is the reason for us?"
The pangolin immediately put on a smiling face and said: "I can't hide it, little brother, I have been mixed in the 100,000 mountains since I was a child, and I am very familiar with the area of the Lingkuang Mountain Range, and I am nicknamed 'PHS'!" ”
"Poof~"
Baili Tu Su couldn't help laughing.
The pangolin looked puzzled and asked, "Dare to ask this girl, is my name funny?" ”
Baili Tu Su immediately waved his hand and said: "No, no, don't get me wrong, Mr. Take, I just suddenly thought of a pet cat I used to have, it was also called PHS, and then it died!" ”
Pangolin: "So you're happy it's dead?" ”
Baili Tusu: "No, no, I just thought of some happy times with it before it was born, to know PHS...... Ha ha! PHS! ”
Baili Tusu really couldn't make it up, imagining putting a pangolin in his ear to make a phone call, and couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh.
Laughter is contagious, and the other four people who couldn't hold it back forced their mouths to laugh.
The pangolin looked confused and looked at Guigu Qi, who was smiling the most.
Guigu Qi immediately explained: "I'm sorry, I also have a pet cat, and I have a happy past with it!" ”
The pangolin looked at Ye Bai again: "Brother Jin, do you also have a pet cat?" ”
"No, no, no!" Ye Bai immediately waved his hand, squatted on the ground and replied with a sore stomach, "I have a pet dog!" ”
"The most beautiful girl?" The pangolin looked at Hua Qianyu again.
Hua Qianyu smiled so fast that she couldn't stand up straight and put her body on Ye Bai's back, tears were about to flow out, she pointed at Ye Bai and Cheng Cheng and said, "The three of us have the same one!" ”
Cheng Cheng immediately mended the knife and said: "And it's called 'Nokia'!" It's also 'cool'! ”
The pangolin clasped his head with a small tuft of black hair with its long claws, completely confused.
I thought in my heart: "It shouldn't be that I met a few fools, why are you so happy when you die a pet?" ”
After finding that he had messed up his hair, he brushed it up, and brought the topic back on track and said, "Then I really have a fate with the bosses!" Then I'll tell you exactly what I mean! ”
Ye Bai: "Brother Brother, please speak." ”
Pangolin: "That's right, I just passed by here, and I saw this blessed boss lamenting under the tree, looking sad, afraid that something difficult happened?" I guessed that he must have wanted to go to the Spirit Mine Mountain Range, but he had no way, so he came over to ask. ”
"Who is sad?"
Cheng Cheng looked confused, he was just urinating under the tree, where did he see that he was sad?
Besides, in the past few days, he and Ye Bai and the four of them have been fighting all the way, eating and drinking, sleeping in tents at night, and bullying and bullying little wild monsters during the day, not to mention how happy they are!
"Don't be embarrassed this boss, if you have difficulties, you have to say it!" The pangolin 'comforted' and said, "Since we can meet in this barren mountain and wilderness, it is fate!" Little brother, I happen to have nothing to do recently, and I am a naturally helpful person, so as long as a few bosses don't mind, little brother, I am willing to take you to the Spirit Mine Mountain Range! ”
This is a good feeling!
As soon as the Hundred Flowers City team heard that they were happy, they were worried that they couldn't find the way, so someone immediately jumped out to lead the way, this proper protagonist aura!
Ye Bai frowned, feeling that things were not so simple, and always felt that this scene was similar, where was it? After thinking about it, it suddenly dawned on me!
Once he took Hua Qianyu to Jiuzhaigou for a trip, and before he saw it at the gate of this scenic spot, a large number of enthusiastic people ran over to share his experience of a day trip to Jiuzhaigou, and told himself that the road up the mountain was still far away, and it was so troublesome to turn the car back and forth.
Then the conversation changed and told you that it was good that they had a car and could go straight to the top of the mountain, and the price was fair and absolutely affordable, and he could even buy you tickets if you wanted.
It's the same routine as the guy in front of you!
So Ye Bai raised his eyebrows and asked, "If you can bring us up, how much does Brother Ji want to charge?" ”
The pangolin threw an appreciative look at Ye Bai, as if praising him for understanding things, but he replied with a smile: "This money hurts feelings, and it has a fate with you, I am willing to take you up only when I treat you as a friend, and I don'......t care about others at all."
"Okay, let's go!" Ye Bai immediately stopped it and didn't give it a chance to say 'but', "We won't be polite to Brother Zhu, don't say anything, if we continue to talk about it, the relationship should break down, let's go directly to the mountain!" ”