Extra-13: Diary of a Lander's Observation
"It's an interesting creature, I call it: 'Couples', and it's a very common creature on the ground, which we usually see in college schools.
Couples are very beautiful, the male is called a boyfriend, and the female is called a girlfriend.
Couples are creatures that like to inhabit a place called a 'network', where they move to the 'network' through a tool called a 'mobile phone' and communicate with the help of a tool called a 'chatter'.
This creature is most commonly found in dim and damp places such as groves, libraries, uninhabited meadows, and damaged street lamps.
Peace-loving creatures like couples don't usually fight for territory, but when a creature called the 'Little Three' intervenes, one of the couples becomes aggressive. And when the couple is separated by a creature like Xiao San, the one who remains will form a new couple with Xiao San, and the person who leaves will form a new couple with a creature called 'spare tire', and of course it is possible to completely become a strange creature called 'single'.
A small number of couples will evolve into "husband and wife" after experiencing various "houses", "cars", "bride price" and other tribulations, such creatures as husbands and wives are completely different from couples, they need to live in a kind of nest called "family", and give birth to a creature called "baby" in the nest, the baby will eventually go through the four transformation periods of "young child", "child", "youth", and "adulthood" under the care of the couple, and finally, form a new couple with another person. ”
This is an undersea man who uses knowledge trafficking to learn new knowledge, but with the "Click! With a bang, his studies were suspended.
He frowned: "What for?" You're wasting my money! ”
Interrupting the male undersea man was a female undersea man, who said, "I'm about to go to land, what's wrong with wasting some undersea currency?" When we get back, we'll get a lot of money! ”
The two of them are constantly talking, constantly consuming air, so they are also constantly paying for the currency of the undersea people.
The male undersea man asked, "What are you looking for me for?" ”
The female undersea man spoke: "It's been three hundred years on the ground, and we're going to go up there to replace the other two observers, but I haven't been able to contact them!" ”
"Boring!" The man said unhappily, "Just because of this kind of thing to bother me, even if we can't get in touch, we don't need to contact them, it doesn't matter to us whether they are dead or don't plan to go back to the bottom of the sea, we just need to complete our mission and return to the bottom of the sea!" ”
The female undersea glared at the male underseaman: "What are you talking about?" We need the last observer to provide us with shelter and to give us the common sense of humanity, otherwise how can we survive on the ground? ”
The male undersea man also seemed to know the seriousness of the problem, and he said: "I remember the names of the two observers, Wei Tong and Li Xiu, respectively, right?" If you can't connect with traditional methods, do you want to use that epic prop? ”
The female undersea man shook her head: "Let's go to the surface first, there may be less interference there." ”
"Cut!" The male undersea cursed, and then went to the surface with the female underseaman.
The female undersea man asked, "What were you studying just now?" ”
The male seaman replied, "The Observation Diary of the Lander, I am about to go to the surface, so I want to check the information." ”
The female undersea man reacted: "Oh, that, isn't that an anthropology professor's book, but it's only been five days since he left the sea to go to land, does he really see the whole picture of the land people?" ”
The male seaman said: "The environment of the land is not suitable for us to grow, and I am really unlucky to stay in that kind of place for a hundred years!" ”
"Poof!"
The two undersea people left the sea in some kind of undersea tool, and they began to fly towards the nearest continent, the current earth, has not been stopped by time, and Wei Xu is only in the sixth grade of primary school.
"Contact the observer!" The male seaman urged.
The female undersea man frowned: "Still can't be contacted!" Strange, did something happen to them? ”
The male undersea man sneered: "If you encounter an accident in a place like land, you deserve to die!" ”
The female undersea man said dissatisfiedly: "They are also our compatriots, how can you say that?" Oh, wait, got in touch, and sure enough, we still have to leave the sea! ”
The vehicle of the two took off into the air, and then flew rapidly in a certain direction, and soon, they landed on a small island, which was only a few hundred square meters, and it was bare, and there was nothing, but at last there was a person standing on the island.
The two undersea men got off the transport, and the female undersea man said: "Senior, we are here to replace your observers!" ”
The man, a middle-aged man, turned around and said, "The time shouldn't have come yet." ”
The female undersea man said: "Since we haven't been able to contact you, we plan to come up and check on the situation, after all, we need to exchange information, if we can't find you, it will be trouble!" ”
The middle-aged man handed out a note: "Take this." ”
The female undersea man asked, "What is this?" ”
The middle-aged man said, "An address, you will go there when the time comes, where you can find the information you need." ”
The male undersea man said coldly: "What kind of attitude do you have, the handover procedure is originally a rule between observers, you are so perfunctory and careful, I told the Observer Association." ”
The middle-aged man said, "Whatever, I won't go back to the bottom of the sea." ”
The two undersea people were taken aback, and the male undersea man even asked, "Do you know what you're talking about?" ”
The middle-aged man said, "I know very well. ”
The male undersea man sneered: "Ah, so that's the case, it doesn't matter, since you don't perform your duties as observers, then we can also replace you as soon as possible, right, come to land early, finish three hundred years early, and then go back to my bottom of the sea, a ghost place like land, I won't stay for a moment longer!" ”
Unlike the male underseamen, the female undersea noticed something and asked, "Why?" Why don't you go under the sea? ”
The middle-aged man said: "I won't tell you the specific reason, Li Xiu and I... We're heading to the stars! ”
The male undersea man said, "Wait, what the hell do you mean..."
The middle-aged man said: "I will not go back to the bottom of the sea, although being an observer for three hundred years can get me a huge amount of money, but it means nothing to me, I can't survive in that kind of world where I have to pay to breathe, anyway, I am also a loser in that world, but on land... I prefer it here. ”
The undersea man seemed to want to say something, but the middle-aged man's mobile phone rang suddenly, he answered the phone, and an immature Zhengtai voice rang on the phone: "Dad, the teacher wants us to bring school uniform money and vaccine fees; Dad, the teacher asked us to prepare a handicraft; Dad, the teacher asked us to make an eco-ball; Dad, the teacher said that he always can't remember my last name, is it okay for me to have my mother's last name? ”
Middle-aged man: "..."
The two undersea people looked surprised and confused, and they said, "Dad? Wei Tong, you..."
The middle-aged man said: "That's the situation, you also understand, I'm very busy now, so let's go first, goodbye!" ”
After speaking, the middle-aged man took off into the air and flew into the distance.