Chapter 049: The Battle of the Eggs
"What do you know? I'm not called a pickle girl! I'm so quiet, it's not for the club's career to recruit talent! Brother Yao said righteously.
"What is cool and not cool! Pick up the girl, we don't dislike you! You're getting old, it's time to find a woman. The senior brother patted Brother Yao on the shoulder, looking like he understood long live.
"Yes, Brother Yao is not easy, if I hadn't found a wife at your age, I would have committed suicide a long time ago." Kohlrabi said bitterly.
The two sang and harmonized, making Brother Yao roll his eyes angrily: "You scum who can only think with the lower half of your body, I am not as low-level as you." Ever heard of scouting? Do you understand the talents? β
"I don't understand, it's too mysterious, Brother Yao, please give me some advice." Senior Brother arched his hand.
"Yes, where did Miss Sima Yi get into your eyes?" The kohlrabi stared straight at Brother Yao.
Brother Yao stroked his hair and said eloquently: "Have you noticed, the mid laner who was on the line with Feng Shao before was killed, but this Miss Sima Yi never collapsed from beginning to end - if it wasn't for Feng Shao opening the gap in the lower lane, I don't know who wins or loses in this game!"
Do you say that such a stable person can be a professional player? β
"You want to pull Sima Yi to the Glory team? Didn't you say that you don't recruit female players? Besides, we are such a broken team, and Sima Yi is not uncommon! How good it is to be an anchor, hundreds of thousands of gifts will be received in minutes. Kohlrabi pouted.
"Who said I'm going to pull Sima Yi? What I care about is the man behind her! β
"Is there anyone behind Sima Yi?" The senior brother gathered on the screen and observed hard, in the live broadcast room, Miss Sima Yi was talking and laughing with the fans, chatting happily and laughing, it seems that the failure just now did not affect her mood at all.
"There's nothing behind her except the wall, could it be that Brother Yao has been stimulated to open his eyes recently?" Senior Brother waved his hand on Brother Yao's head, as if he had discovered some supernatural event.
"Stupid, I'm talking about the guy who played for Sima Yi, didn't you notice? Sima Yi is live broadcasting, but it is another person who controls the game character! Brother Yao touched his chin with an unfathomable look.
"No, you mean a substitute fight? What is she doing here? Su Can said in surprise.
Brother Yao sneered: "Young man, you don't understand this, do you?" Let me ask you, why can a girl with an average appearance and big breasts have millions of attention? β
"Because she plays the game well, can play the king game, and can tell pornographic jokes! Such an anchor, I not only pay attention to her, I also give her gifts, 2500 per month, I brush 2400 for her, and the remaining 100 are food, although I am hungry every day, but I heard her say thank you for the gift from Luo Yasu, call me Lao Tie, praise me 666, I feel beautiful in my heart...... "The senior brother said very cooperatively.
Brother Yao and Senior Brother glanced at each other with understanding, and a mysterious smile appeared on their faces at the same time.
Kohlrabi said worriedly: "Brother Yao, let's just talk about this kind of thing at home, Sima Yi has such a big influence, and there are millions of fans casually, and we can't afford to mess with a small club." β
The senior brother also kindly advised him: "Yes, Brother Yao, let's close the door and say a few words, if you don't have evidence, don't say it blindly, spread rumors and break the law, be careful that she sues you, you are a poor boss, and you can't afford the lawyer's fees!" β
Brother Yao was anxious: "Who said I have no evidence?" I've got a video here, so I'll show you! β
Brother Yao said as he grabbed the mouse and opened a file on the computer.
Everyone looked at the name of the document and was happy: "Virtue and art Shuangxin Sima Yi. AVIβ¦β¦ Brother Yao, you are a dead pervert, you secretly recorded other people's materials! β
Brother Yao's face flushed: "That's not the point, you look at this video!" β
Brother Yao clicked on a video file and explained to everyone while broadcasting: "Do you see this? Sima Yi was drinking water, and her hands had left the keyboard, but in the live broadcast screen, she opened the talent page to point talent! You say, "Is it a spirit?" β
Long Aotian looked at it and hesitated: "Is it the reason for the delay of the live broadcast?" β
The senior brother shook his head: "Impossible, the live broadcast screen is synchronized with the anchor." β
Su Can said with a smile: "Maybe Sima Yi is talented, and people will use their minds to get talented!" β
The senior brother said with a serious expression: "There is only one explanation for the occurrence of this supernatural situation, Sima Yi used some kind of software!" The live broadcast screen is not her own, and usually during the live broadcast, her hands are always on the table. This kind of situation is still operating when leaving the keyboard screen.,It's a mistake that didn't communicate well with the two people.γ β
Mango was surprised: "You mean, Sima Yi's live broadcast of the King's Bureau for several hours every day is fake?" She's actually just commenting on someone else's game? β
Brother Yao nodded: "That's right! I have to say that this woman's acting skills are so good, if I hadn't been studying her videos, I really wouldn't have seen it! β
"Now that the evidence is confirmed, what are you going to do? Report with Dou Donkey TV? Their streamers play match-fixing? Mango asked.
Brother Yao shook his head: "I guess the donkey also knows about this, so they don't care, as long as Sima Yi can bring them traffic." β
"Then let her continue to act like this? ThisγThis is too unpositive! Su Can sighed.
The senior brother looked at everyone and said slowly: "I heard that this kind of big anchor has a very high income, and the gifts given by moonlight fans are hundreds of thousands, not counting the signing fees and bonuses given to them by the Doulu platform, if it ......"
Looking at the ambiguous eyes of the senior brother, everyone understood that he was hinting at Brother Yao.
Brother Yao shook his head: "I'm still a kind-hearted person, everyone doesn't violate the river water, and I don't want to cut off people's money, as long as she tells me who the person who fights on behalf of me is......"
"Cut~! Useless stuff! The crowd dispersed.
Brother Yao blushed and explained behind everyone's backs: "A gentleman loves money and takes it in the right way!" I won't make money by blackmailing girls! β
"Blackmail whom? What money do you make? Ye Lan, who had been busy working beside him, walked over.
"Oh, it's okay, it's okay." Brother Yao hurriedly turned off the computer screen, and said with a panicked expression: "What, you have something?" β
"Well," Ye Lan nodded: "I just talked to a customer about advertising sponsorship, and I made an appointment to go to his company tomorrow to talk about the details of the contract." Are you free tomorrow? β
"Wow! Finally, a sponsor is here, what kind of company is it? Coca cola? McDonald's? KFC? Microsoft? Is it a Fortune 500 company? Brother Yao said excitedly.
Ye Lan shook his head, glanced at everyone, and said embarrassedly: "Yes, it is a livestock enterprise." β
"Oh? Agriculture? That's fine, too! Now that green environmental protection is popular, we can be regarded as responding to the call of the country...... What is the name of the company? Brother Yao looked at Ye Lan eagerly and asked.
Ye Lan's face turned red and she snorted, "Scream, scream, really...... Top...... Chicken ......"
Her voice grew fainter and weaker, and the last word was barely audible.
"What? What chickens? The senior brother asked sideways.
"What a chicken!" Su Can repeated.
"Real top chicken?" The elder brother typed these three words into the computer search bar, and when he opened the page, he was surprised: "This, isn't this a domestic chicken farm?" β
Su Can leaned over and took a few looks: "That's good, it's really a top chicken, at least there is a Du Niang entry, but--their family really raises chickens?" β
Ye Lan nodded, "That's right, Zhending Chicken is a rural enterprise that mainly focuses on breeding......
"Our sponsor is a chicken farm?" Hearing this, everyone gathered around and watched the introduction on the computer screen intently.
Ye Lan continued to blush and said, "It's not decided yet, and people may not be willing to vote." β
After reading the introduction of "True Top Chicken", Brother Yao turned his head and said to Ye Lan with a helpless expression: "I said, are we now reduced to the point where we can only accept advertisements for chicken farms?" β
Ye Lan took a deep breath and said helplessly: "No way, the team's results are not good, no one wants advertising space, I have been trying for many days, I have contacted hundreds of companies, and this company is the only one that has the sincerity to sponsor us." β
Everyone looked at each other: "Is the situation already so bad?" β
Ye Lan nodded and glanced at Rong Yao: "Do you want to tell them?" β
Brother Yao sighed dejectedly: "Anyway, they will know sooner or later anyway." β
Ye Lan glanced at everyone: "It's not a secret, we only have a few thousand yuan left in our account, if we don't find sponsorship as soon as possible, let's not talk about salary next month, even eating will be a problem." β
The elder brother slapped his thigh and shouted, "I knew there was a problem!" No wonder even the cooking aunt resigned, Brother Yao, you have a difficulty, you said it earlier! What are you doing hiding from your brothers! β
Rong Yao's eyes lit up, and he stared at the senior brother deadly, he really can't be a good person, listen to the tone, could it be that the senior brother is a hidden rich second generation?
"Brother Liangchen, you, are you rich?" Brother Yao's excited voice trembled.
"No, but I can express my support and encouragement to you!" The senior brother said solemnly.
Brother Yao fell down again: "That's a fart!" How much is encouragement worth! β
Kohlrabi hugged Brother Yao and said, "Love and righteousness are worth a thousand gold, my brother!" There are difficulties in the club, and we have come through many difficulties and setbacks together, do you see that we have complained and complained? I didn't say anything about the meals every day, did I? β
Ye Lanhu said with a blushing face: "What's the matter? Think my food isn't delicious? Don't eat if it's not delicious, I'm a girl like a flower to be a free old mother for you, you're not happy, I won't serve it! β
"Don't, don't!" The senior brother saw that Ye Lan was about to pick a pick, and hurriedly explained: "We definitely recognize your cooking skills, but it's just ......"
"Just what?" Ye Lan asked with a glare.
"It's just that the pattern of this dish is too monotonous, every day it's either cabbage tofu or clear water bean sprouts, and there are not a few oil stars, and the brothers are malnourished - look at the kohlrabi, it's getting thinner and thinner more and more like a bean sprout!" The senior brother pointed to the kohlrabi and said, everyone saw that it was indeed a little similar.
"Yes, look at the senior brother, he eats vegetarian all day long, and he eats as white and green as Chinese cabbage with a good face." Kohlrabi said not to be outdone.
Ye Lan was amused by the two: "You guys have no conscience, who said there are no meat dishes?" Didn't you still eat tomato scrambled eggs yesterday? β
"Huh? Scrambled eggs with tomatoes are also meat dishes? The crowd said in unison.
"Of course! Eggs are also meat, is it good! Ye Lan said seriously.
"Sister Big Breasts, I don't think it's right for you to say that!" Su Can said: "Before the eggs hatch into the chicks, they should be classified as vegetarian dishes." β
Mango also joined the debate: "Ah Chan, this is your fault, I think that whether the egg hatches into a chick or not, as long as it does not break the shell, its energy is conserved, and the nutrients are unchanged, so theoretically the chicken is the egg, and the egg is the chicken." β
"You're talking about hairy eggs!" Senior Brother roared angrily.
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Seeing everyone discussing with their blushing faces and thick necks, Rong Yao couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh: "It's really a poor person!" I didn't expect a dignified glory club to quarrel over an egg. β
When Brother Yao shouted like this, everyone was stunned.
The senior brother suddenly covered his face and roared in pain: "I didn't expect that I, Ma Liangchen, am in my twenties, and I would be more serious with you for an egg, this, this is not the life I want!" β