Chapter 112: Soft seats become hard seats, and hard seats become sockets
"Awkward......" Xia Yu hurriedly helped He Xiaoyi, who was sitting in his arms, and hurriedly stopped her movements.
"It's not...... My legs can't be straightened, it's uncomfortable, I've been hunched over, and my back is ...... sore" He Xiaoyi said pitifully: "I've never been so uncomfortable since I was a child......"
Xia Yu smiled speechlessly, "You are the daughter of the He Group, who would dare to let you suffer this crime......
Su He looked back and smiled: "Sister Xiaoyi, don't complain, I don't want to think about it, there are still people who want to change with you?" Isn't it, Xiaoxue? ”
Chen Xiaoxue grinned, "I wanted to sit here, but she wouldn't let me ......."
Tang Guoer echoed: "Sister Xiaoyi and Brother Xia Yu are so sweet......"
Chen Xiaoxue didn't know what she suddenly remembered, her shoulders kept shaking, and she laughed loudly, and the women who looked at her looked inexplicable.
"What are you stupid about?" Yang Qingqing, that is, Qingyang MM, looked at Chen Xiaoxue speechlessly.
"I suddenly remembered a joke, I'll tell you about it?" Chen Xiaoxue grinned.
"Okay, okay, speaking of jokes, I still remember the ugly duckling that Xia Yu talked about last time...... Hehehe......" Soho took over and said.
He Xiaoyi stared at Xia Yu suspiciously, meaning that you actually told them a joke? What a heart of Ann.
Xia Yu glanced at her, lined her up, and soothed her paralyzed legs for a while, "It looks petite and exquisite, I didn't expect you to be quite heavy......"
"Die, it's only 105 pounds!"
"Ho! Over 100! No wonder! Xia Yu said with a smile.
"Women don't weigh more than 100, either flat-chested or short!" He Xiaoyi is right.
Tang Guo'er lowered her head, "Sister Xiaoyi, I'm ...... It's only 90 ......."
"Oh oh, you're not short, you're just flat-chested! But well, you're still puberty, you're still developing......"
Tang Guoer: "......"
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"Xiaoxue, you can't tell the joke yet......" Soho suddenly asked.
"Oh, I forgot about it when I was interrupted by the two guys who showed affection in the back, and I forgot about ......it" Chen Xiaoxue cleared her throat: "Ahem, don't talk, I'm going to tell a joke!"
The girls immediately shut up and pricked up their ears to listen, to see what kind of joke it was, which would make Chen Xiaoxue laugh to the point of laughter.
"On a crowded train, there was a very beautiful and sexy girl standing in the carriage, unable to find a seat, at this time, there was a man who took pity on the jade, and said to the girl: Girl, tired, if you don't dislike it, you can sit on my lap, or a soft seat......"
The women didn't understand what was so funny about this.
Xia Yu immediately answered: "Is it funny?"
Chen Xiaoxue glanced at her, "Listen to me!" ”
When the girl heard the boy say this, she refused: No, I'm afraid that if you sit on it, your soft seat will become a hard seat, and if you don't do it, it will become a socket......
As soon as she finished speaking, Chen Xiaoxue held her stomach and laughed again, "Hahahaha...... You say, Xiaoyi and Xia Yu are ...... Hahaha...... It's so funny......"
Qing Yang's face turned red, and he slapped Chen Xiaoxue, "Rotten girl......"
Soho also covered her mouth, trying to hold back her smile.
Li Shisan coughed twice to ease the atmosphere in the car, he was jealous and sympathetic to Xia Yu, jealous of his Yanfu, sympathetic to him being teased by Chen Xiaoxue like this, and he always couldn't refute it.
"You can't converge a little. Guo'er is still underage......" Qin Lan smiled and glanced at Chen Xiaoxue from the mirror.
"Guo'er doesn't understand ......," Chen Xiaoxue said with a package ticket.
Tang Guo'er: "You just don't understand me, hehe...... But if you talk like this, Brother Xia Yu will be very embarrassed. ”
Sure enough, He Xiaoyi's face was flushed, and he didn't dare to look at everyone directly, and Xia Yu also sat calm and looked out the window.
Straightening her body slightly, He Xiaoyi suddenly felt a thrill, she only felt that under her buttocks, it seemed that something had hit her...... There is no ...... just yet. Don't......
Sneaking a glance at Xia Yu, seeing that his breathing was a little short, but he kept staring out of the car window, He Xiaoyi immediately buried his head in his chest, and didn't dare to move his body anymore......
The most uncomfortable thing is Xia Yu, ******** is in his arms, a man will react, not to mention He Xiaoyi has been moving around, rubbing and rubbing......
Hey, an old virgin with strong blood......
The atmosphere in the car suddenly became ambiguous, seeing that Xia Yu and He Xiaoyi were both buried in their heads and did not speak, the women simply shut up and played with their mobile phones.
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Finally, after half an hour of torment, he finally arrived at the foot of Gaojiao Mountain, He Xiaoyi stumbled out of the car, and suddenly held on to the body and couldn't walk......
"Are you alright?" Xia Yu came out, stretched his body, and asked.
"Leg numbness......
"I'm also numb......," Xia Yu said with a smile.
He Xiaoyi secretly skimmed the part between the legs of Xia Yu's jeans, and saw that it was still a little bulging, and suddenly his face turned red again.
……
"Hey, you're climbing the mountain like this? Soho, you're wearing a dress...... And Xiaoyi, you should be shopping......" Xia Yu looked at the girls and pouted.
"What's the hurry...... Waiting outside the car! He Xiaoyi rolled her eyes, and then said to Su He and Qin Lan: "Two sisters, change your clothes!"
The three girls grinned, got into the car again, and closed the door tightly.
Xia Yu looked at it, Qin Lan's car window was pasted with a protective film of unknown material, and when he looked inside, he couldn't see anything except his own shadow.
I'm still thinking about peeping, so let's give up on this idea.
The three girls came out again, all of them young and beautiful, and suddenly let Xia Yu pass the eyes.
"That's a good outfit, isn't it? I borrowed her clothes from Susu. He Xiaoyi was dressed in short T shorts, her arms and legs were tightly wrapped in white pantyhose, and she turned around in front of Xia Yu, "Is it good-looking?" ”
"The bag is so tight, isn't it hot?"
"It's breathable, and the white ones aren't afraid of the sun......"
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"Xia Yu, the food will be handed over to you!" Qin Lan threw Xia Yu a big mountaineering bag, and then said to Li Shisan: "Barbecue grill, you take it!" Hehe, two big men, climb the mountain with weights! No comments, right? ”
He Xiaoyi smiled: "They dare to have opinions, they stay at home every day to play games, and it is right for them to exercise......
"That's what we think! Haha......"
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The path to the top of the mountain is crooked, overgrown with weeds, and even densely covered with thorns in some places.
"Does this place look like a scene on Qinglin Mountain? Ha ha...... Don't jump out of a monster ......" Qin Lan said, seeing that she didn't know where to pick up a wooden stick with a thick arm, use it to stick to the ground, and slowly continue to walk with strength.
"It's quite similar!" Yang Qingqing wiped the sweat from her forehead.
"Rest...... Rest for a while......" Xia Yu panted and sat on the ground.
"It's only been twenty minutes!" Chen Xiaoxue turned around and kicked Xia Yu who was sitting on the ground, "It's almost to the top of the mountain, come on!" ”
"Eldest sister, this bag of food is at least 40 pounds, right? Do you try to climb a mountain with it on your back? Standing and talking doesn't hurt your back......"
Xia Yu fell back, turned his head to look at Li Shisan, and saw that he was also spread on the ground like a dead dog.
(End of chapter)