Chapter 50: The Drunkard Who Was Beaten by the Group (Part I)
Just when Xun Yu, Zhou Tai and the others were working together to arrange defenses, the drunkard was already on his way back to the territory from Jian'an. When passing by the Sun Territory, the drunkard originally planned to give the gifts he bought from Linchuan to Jiajia and Xiaoli in person, but he heard that they were not there, so he returned to the territory after putting down the gifts without much delay.
When the drunkard's party was still fifty miles away from the territory, they encountered a spy sent by Huadang and discovered the drunkard.
"Subordinate Li Yong, meet the lord!"
"Please, why are you here?"
"My lord, Mr. Xun Yu said that it is likely that 10,000 troops will attack within three days, and he told me to pay attention to the movements of the enemy army here."
The drunkard was surprised: "Who is attacking our territory?" So many 10,000 troops? ”
"There is a new human race called the best time like a dream to report, saying that it is Dao Dao, the leader of the Yangzhou Lord Player Alliance, who led an army of 10,000 and came to attack the lord, saying that the lord disregarded the overall situation and attacked the ally and destroyed the territory of the ally for no reason, violating the covenant."
"Jiajia?" When the drunkard heard it, I said why Jiajia was not in the territory, it turned out that she came to report the news with kindness, and I must thank her well. The drunken maniac led the carriage and the infantry, and the march was not fast, and by the time he reached the town of Luzhou, it was already evening.
Xun Yu and the others learned that the lord was about to return, so they waited at the city gate early, and the first thing the drunkard did when he returned to the territory was to convene a meeting of the main officials and generals of the territory.
The official residence of Luzhou Town.
The drunken maniac sat firmly in the center and looked at the important personnel in the territories on both sides: "Gather everyone today, I think everyone knows what's going on!" I'll tell you the ins and outs of this matter first, and then everyone will express their opinions on how to deal with it! After the drunkard told everyone what had happened, they were all angry.
Xi Zhicai saluted the drunkard and Jiajia: "Lord, please ask Miss Jiameng to introduce the situation of the enemy first." ”
The drunkard nodded: "Well, Jiajia, thank you for coming to report the news, tell me how many people and horses did Kandao bring?" How many lords are involved? ”
"You're kind to me?" Jiajia glared at the drunkard and said: "The enemy army who came this time is a member of the Yangzhou Lord Player Alliance, and there are at least 10,000 troops at present, and there will only be more, not less." ”
"That's a lot!"
"Yes, the number is still increasing, there are already 10 lords involved, each lord has at least 1,000 troops, yesterday Huiji County's friends said that it has increased to 15 lords to join the crusade army, at least 15,000 troops."
Hearing Jiajia say this, the wine maniac shook his head, it seems that many people are unhappy with me this time!
"Everyone already knows the ins and outs, everyone, this time it is obviously a trap set for me, for the time being, I have no way to prove my grievances, but I suddenly don't want to find a way to prove my innocence, I want to beat them down and let them know that I am not easy to mess with! Even if I lose, I'm going to make them feel bad! After that, I was looking for evidence to reveal the truth and slap them in the face! , it's best to destroy the enemy who is coming, announce the truth, and slap them in the face, so it's cool enough! The more he talked, the more angry he became, and he slapped the table hard.
"Lord, I Dian Wei is a rough man, I don't care how many people come, I only know how to fight! I don't understand what kind of strategy, I just listen to the lord's orders, you tell me to go east, I will go east, never west! ”
Jiang Qin looked at everyone and said, "Lord, why don't we ambush halfway?" Huiji County came over, the mountains were high and the roads were dangerous, and they were ambushed a few more ways, and it is estimated that they have been defeated before they reach our doorstep! ”
Zhou Tai nodded: "Lord, I agree with Jiang Qin's idea!" ”
Huang Zhong looked at the drunkard, hesitating, wanting to say but not wanting to say, his mouth opened and closed, after all, how could he have arrived for the first time.
The drunkard looked at Huang Zhong: "Hansheng, do you have anything to say?" You don't have to be formal, just say what you want. ”
Huang Zhong saw that the drunkard named himself, so he stepped forward and saluted and said: "Lord, we think that we will not take the initiative to attack, wait for leisure, and wait for the enemy to attack our city after counterattacking, and the enemy who will come to attack is rude, and the division is famous, defeat the enemy who came to attack, and then the lord is announcing the truth, so that they will lose their wife and their soldiers, and they will also lose money!" Huang Zhong looked at everyone and said what he thought.
"Go on!"
"Yes, my lord! Our troops were divided into two routes, stationed the city all the way, used the city walls and city defense equipment to cause a large attrition to the enemy, detoured all the way behind the enemy, and waited for the enemy to attack the city and cut off its rear road, destroying its grain and grass! Then it's easy to do, flank the front and back, and the enemy will definitely be defeated! ”
Xi Zhicai: "Lord, I agree with General Huang's opinion!" Defeat the enemy army, let everyone know that they have been used, and the lord is also neutral in the player! It can reduce the peep into the territory of some people with ill intentions. ”
"Hahaha, good! Just do it! Slap them in the face! ”
"Hahaha..." everyone burst out laughing, not at all feeling that their insidious consciousness was ruined by the drunkard.
Jiajia also smiled: "The guy who used obscene tactics back then is back!" It's still so obscene or the personality of the year, the enemy doesn't offend me, I don't offend people! If anyone offends me, he will pay it back twice! ”
The wine maniac looked at Jiajia and smiled: "Jiajia, why don't you stay in my territory?" I'm currently the only player in my territory, and I can't do a lot of things. The business alliance is also underway, and I have chosen the name, which is called "God of Wealth Inn", how about it? The name is enough, right? ”
Riding a pig to watch the sunrise (Xiaoli) pouted and said angrily: "Hmph! Brother Drunkard, do you only have a sister in your eyes? I'm a big living person, are you me invisible? My sister stays and I stay! ”
"You little witch of the world, who dares to ignore your existence? If your sister chooses to stay, of course you must stay too! By the way, I went to Linchuan this time to bring you a gift, and I handed it over to your brother when I passed by your territory. ”
"Wow, drunkard brother, you're so nice! For the sake of the gift, I forgive you! ”
Seeing that the matter was almost discussed, the drunkard got up and said to everyone: "Everyone acts according to the plan, and the traps outside the city, the distance horse pile, etc., will be arranged immediately!" ”
"No! The subordinates retired. ”
The drunkard watched everyone disperse, leaving Jiajia and Xiaoli alone, so he said, "Let's go, I'll arrange a place for you to live." "The lewd drunkard has made a decision for Jiajia and left Jiajia behind.
The drunken maniac waited boredly for four days, and after not seeing the crusade army, he posted on the forum
The title "My Crusaders, Please Hurry Up!" Don't keep me waiting! 》
Content: First, buddy, crusade against me, can you hurry up? I've been waiting for four days now! Time is money, and wasting my time is tantamount to killing you! Be careful that I accuse you of murder!
Second, you are all guys with only one ear, who only listen to one-sided words and don't ask the ins and outs of the matter, and come to Xingshi to ask for guilt, this so-called alliance is not in! Thank you for kicking me out of the league! Greet your fathers well for me!
Third, so many people beat me, tell you: I'm a drunkard! Unafraid! It's a big deal to lose and start anew, who is afraid of whom!
Fourth, there is no fourth, so be it! I'm sorry to be humorous, but slow down my tense atmosphere!
Signature: Alcoholics
As soon as the post was issued, there were countless people building buildings in an instant!
Message:
1st Floor: Drunkard! Crazy enough! Admire!
2nd Floor: Drunkard, why are you so crazy? Don't have the consciousness of being beaten by a group?
3rd floor: melon seeds, bench, and watermelon are ready! Sit back and watch the show
4th floor: The first town in the world, mighty and domineering!
5th floor: Yangzhou alliance infighting, I like it, hahahaha
6th floor: The name of the game "Lords of Troubled Times" is good, and everyone only farms and doesn't fight, what's the point? It's lively when the fight starts!
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The post was sent out for an hour, and it was directly topped to the highest, and the official website directly added the essence post, which corresponded to the previous post that called for crusade against alcoholics, but someone responded quickly.
The Taoist world shouted: "Drunkard, don't be crazy!" The post has seen that the 20,000 army is marching, and the troops will be in the city tomorrow afternoon, so you should flee quickly! ”
A few black lines appeared in the drunkard's brain in an instant, and he was unhappy: Rich man! The world shouting is a money-burning thing, your family has a big business, I can't afford to consume it, but you're all shouting, I shouldn't fight It seems to be very faceless?
So he also shouted in the world: "Daodao, I was wronged and framed, *** grandpa said that if you don't investigate clearly, you won't have the right to speak, and as the leader of the alliance, you won't listen to my explanation and raise troops to fight, I don't accept it!" Unconvinced with a capital letter! If you want to fight, you will fight! Who is afraid of who? ”
When Jiajia saw the world shouting, she immediately pinched the drunkard: "Your scolding on the street has not diminished back then!" Swearing without swear words, forget it, and use the agitation method! Sorrow for your enemies! ”
"you, it's obviously the baby's grievance, okay? Let's go and rest, although he said that he will arrive tomorrow afternoon, but I don't believe it, it is estimated that he will arrive early tomorrow morning, that guard, you go and tell the military adviser to put it fifty miles away, and arrange two spies every ten miles, one bright and one dark, and report immediately if there is a situation! ”
"No!"
Early the next morning, the drunkard was woken up by the noisy drums, and got up scolding: "I know that you kid is not so stupid, so easy for me to get out of the information, I really guessed it, and arrived early in the morning." The drunkard put on his clothes and armor, rode on the Dawan horse, and hurried to the north of the castle tower.
I saw that five hundred meters away from the city, there were banners standing in a forest, and the weapons were shining silver under the sun's rays, and the army of more than 20,000 people was divided into five squares and neat. There were bursts of shouting and killing, and the murderous aura was very strong!
At this time, a golden-armored general came to a hundred meters away and shouted: "Drunkard, I am Daodao, I didn't expect that the first meeting would be a soldier coming to the city." As long as you apologize publicly and compensate Emperor Yuhuang for his losses, I will withdraw immediately! ”
"Hahaha, apologies? I'm not wrong, why apologize? ”
"Isn't it wrong for you to innocently attack your allies' territory and destroy your allies' territory?"
"I said that I was framed, someone ambushed me first, and I fought back! Why don't you believe me? The drunkard shook his head helplessly, this Taoist is actually not bad, he is quite righteous enough to be a brother, but he is not good enough, and he is easy to be used as a gunman.
"Yuhuang has a video to prove it!"
"You're taking a closer look! Obviously cut, not the full version! If you don't believe in pulling down, I don't explain! If you want to fight, you can fight, anyway, I haven't fought in a long time, and my hands are itchy! I'll explain to you when I capture you alive! If I don't beat you up, you still think I'm a bully, how can I develop with peace of mind in the future? It's a cat and a dog who come out and bite me, and say that you admire you for being a man, and you are righteous enough, but I'm sorry today, I'm going to kill chickens and monkeys, and you hit the muzzle! ”
"You! is worthy of being a drunkard, and he is still so arrogant at this time! Since there is no room for relaxation, let's see the real chapter on the battlefield! After saying this, he immediately turned his horse's head and galloped away.
Dao Dao returned to the front of the military formation, pointed his sword at the drunkard, and shouted: "Kill! ”
"Kill!"
"Kill!"
The drums of war ...... "dong dong dong" were everywhere, wolf smoke was billowing out, and 20,000 troops were approaching Luzhou City at the same time.
"Strategist, is it arranged?"
"Rest assured, my lord, everything is going according to plan!"
"Good! Huang Zhong, you will command the city! ”
"No!"
"All the soldiers obey the order, and everything obeys the command of General Huang! Including me! ”
"Yes! Lord! ”
The drunken maniac watched the army of the Yangzhou Lord Player Alliance approaching step by step, and his heart was beating the drums, in the past, the extermination of the bandits could only be regarded as a small fight, this is the real battlefield, and it is nervous and excited!