"There is no mine at home, just a little money, come in!"

When they entered the house, they found that they had only seen part of the house, the furnishings and decorations of the house, and they almost thought that they had come to the house of a big European family.

In fact, Yang Tassel and Guoguo usually only live in a small part of the place, and the rest of the space is very large.

When I first bought this villa, it was more than ten years ago, and after more than ten years, you can imagine whether it is more expensive than the courtyard house in the imperial capital.

"I'll go, boss, I won't believe you if you go to your house again and there is no mine. If you announce your family situation, I'm afraid countless girls will pounce on you. ”

They continued to tour the house, which was still one story and two floors.

"Little tassel, your power bank!"

After seeing a few strangers, he showed a puzzled look, "They are?" ”

Xu Jianfei said: "I am your brother's classmate, you are Guoguo!" The boss often mentions you and says that you are smart and beautiful. ”

Yang Tassel was a little surprised, did he say this? But for Guoguo, this is quite useful.

"What's the matter, I'm a little bit stronger than he said!"

Yang Tassel took them to visit the room and said, "Didn't you say that Typhoon Mangkhut made landfall today?" If you choose to come here today, you are not afraid that the typhoon will blow you away. ”

"Boss, the typhoon has passed, you haven't seen it, the elevators have been blown off, and the trees have been blown down. Everything else is completely flying around in the sky. Now it's just a little wind outside, and it's not that big. ”

"Okay, let's talk about what we're going to do!"

After the four of them sat down, the electricity still didn't come, it was still gloomy outside, and Guoguo continued to play with his mobile phone.

Yang Tassel asked, "Do you have any ideas?" ”

The other three looked at the guy in surprise with shocked expressions.

"Boss, are you so bad? When you were bragging in the student union, I thought you had already figured out what show you were performing, and you now tell us that you didn't think about it. Now that we've blown out the cowhides, some people in the student council have posted the matter on the school forums in order to see our jokes. If we don't perform well, you should know about our reputation. ”

Yang Tassel was also very helpless, and promised others that he would participate in the 100 school show.

It's all to blame Guoguo, tell Hua Xi what to do, if she doesn't say it, she will be at all, wait, can you have a face, obviously you yourself are boasting about Haikou in the student union.

Yang Tassel said: "Don't panic, don't panic, be calm, I want to find a way!" We're going to want a show out now, and then we're going to rehearse it. There is still a month to go, and we still have a chance. ”

They regretted that it was a mistake to drag the boss to sign up in the first place. Is a month a long time to rehearse a show? What a ghost, to them laymen.

The fat man said helplessly: "Boss, it's okay, if you can't think of it, forget it." We're not afraid of being embarrassed, what's the point of being embarrassed, it's a big deal that we just spend the remaining three years of our college career in their contempt, anyway, we're thick-skinned, right. Baby, right, Jianfei right! ”

Xu Jianfei and Huang Baobao nodded very reluctantly, which made Yang Tassel a little embarrassed, he was indeed a little reckless at the beginning.

However, recklessness is recklessness, since he has boasted of Haikou, he must do what he says.

"You don't have to worry, let's discuss what to perform first, since it's about the 100 schools show, it will be magnificent, and we want to welcome them on behalf of Rongcheng University?"

"Sing a song, call Rongcheng to welcome you?" Huang Baobao said tentatively.

"The door of my house is always open, and I am waiting for you to ...... with open arms," the fat man said tentatively.

Xu Jianfei snorted, "Go and go, you are plagiarism, do you understand the fat man." ”

Yang Tassel thinks it's okay to sing and dance, if the four heavenly kings of the year are okay, he has a few tall, short, fat and thin people, isn't it looking for death to sing and dance?

There are so many majors, they must have this aspect, and they are a group of amateurs, how can they compare?

Yang Tassel thought for a while and asked, "What do you think can represent our China?" ”

"The Chinese Dream?"

"The Belt and Road?"

"Building a Beautiful Homeland for China and Africa?"

Yang Tassel rolled his eyes, "We are a performance show, what are you talking about!" ”

"Cross talk, Peking Opera, um......" Xu Jianfei sang quietly, "Magic, acrobatics!" ”

"Cross talk, sketches, magic, acrobatics!"

Guoguo left and leaned over and said: "I think cross talk is very good, there is a handsome guy named Guo Qilin who has acted in a cross talk drama, which can allow the four of you to talk together." ”

Xu Jianfei said to Guoguo: "That's not called a cross talk drama, it's called a group cross talk!" ”

Guoguo sighed, "Then you can perform group comedy!" ”

Yang Tassel shook his head, "Group cross talk is not good, this is too messy, it is best for two people to say cross talk." There are four of us, and it's best to do a sketch or acrobatics. Forget it, let's play a skit for the four of us! ”

There are four kinds of quyi, and the only ones they can choose are cross talk and sketches.

Mr. Guo, who said cross talk, said that Guo Qilin's father said that group cross talk is not conducive to the performance on the stage, because the performance will cause chaos. Cross talk, it's better to say it to two people.

One teasing, one teasing!

"Okay, the four of us will play a skit!"

"No, boss, have you thought about it, there are four kinds of quyi, we may be able to participate in other shows, but for foreigners, they don't understand sketches at all. Do you remember that there was a comedian named Huang Xing, whose experience is enough to show that there is no international market for sketches. The laughter of people in our country is completely different from that of foreigners, and our ultimate goal is the 100-school show, not the 100-school show in our country, which is a world-famous school! Xu Jianfei did not agree to act in a sketch.

Even if it is a crosstalk world tour, it is Chinese who account for ninety percent, and a very small number of foreigners will listen to crosstalk.

Not to mention the sketches, when the 100 schools are performing, how can people get you this point?

Magic is even more impossible, none of the four of them have a foundation in magic, isn't it difficult for them to learn magic? As for the simple ones, that's even worse, and people aren't stupid.

Acrobatics are good, but unfortunately they are more difficult than magic, just like magic.

The four kinds of quyi are useless, and the singing and dancing are also finished, as if thinking about it like this, there is only the end left.

"Or the Thousand-Armed Guanyin?" The fat man asked with a sudden squint.

Huang Baobao gave him a blank look, we can do it with the eight-handed Guanyin, forget it with the thousand-armed Guanyin.

"Four little swans?" The fat man proposed again.

"Get out!" The other three erupted together.

It's a big man who performs the four little swans on stage, do you want to be shameless?

Yang Tassel suddenly smiled at the corner of his mouth, "I have an idea, let's make a musical, is it high-end and high-grade!" ”

"But musicals are foreign, and we don't promote anything from our country?" Xu Jianfei retorted again.

Yang Tassel said: "We can make a musical that blends East and West. I'll leave it to me, and I'll show you on Wednesday. ”

"Wednesday?"

The three of them all showed shocked looks, you want to make a show that shocks the world in two days, if you have the ability, I will kneel for you.

"Boss, don't get excited, it's okay on Friday, we're not in a hurry, we're not in a hurry!"

"That's right! Boss, two days are too rushed, we can do it on Friday or even next Monday! ”

Yang Tassel shook his head, "It's Wednesday, it's Wednesday, you just wait for me to come up with the perfect program in my mind!" ”

Yang Tassel thinks he is an extremely proud person, why can't he come up with a show that shocks the world in two days, hy?

It's just that he has to be sorry for the country, and this time he has to perform in English throughout the stage play.

I don't want to admit that Chinese is not as widely used as English, but English is now the first English in the world, followed by Chinese.

The students of the 100 schools do not say how much Chinese they know, but Yang Tassel must at least be fully prepared, and use English for insurance.

And he is particularly annoyed that Chinese is mixed with English, and English is mixed with Chinese.

For example, in the TV series Shahai, Mr. Wang, the Wang family, is Chinese, which is mixed with stiff English, which makes people play every minute.

His program will never allow this to happen. (https:)

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