Chapter 231: A woman disguises herself as a man

Meng Yuan and Meng Xingzhou rode the snow cloud carving and walked forward accompanied by the white cloud crane. After walking for a while, I found Chen Yu's sister and brother below.

Chen Yu found Meng Yuan and shouted, "You come down for me." ”

Meng Yuan pretended not to hear, but heard Bai Yunhe ask, "Sister Yu'er, aren't you going to see it?"

When Meng Yuan heard this sound of Sister Yu'er, she almost didn't fall off the snow cloud eagle. Meng Xingzhou grabbed the master, his mouth bulged, he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

Meng Yuan pressed his stomach that had turned over the river and the sea, and seeing that Bai Yunhe was still concerned about himself, he hurriedly stopped: "Bai... White Cloud Crane Immortal Friend. Although you have helped me, can you change the name between us a little?"

"Is there anything wrong with me calling me that?"

Meng Yuan really wanted to slap him in the mouth. It's disgusting enough for you to call Sister Chen Yu, but now skip this title and call Sister Yu'er directly. He really wanted to ask, do you know that there is a word for shame in the world? But when he thought about it, it didn't seem to be an appropriate name. With a flash of inspiration, he replied: "You and I are both people who seek immortal cultivation, and we should call each other Taoist friends or immortal friends." It's a bit cheesy to call my sister. ”

"But before you and that Chen Yu were also called sisters, now, why are you cheesy again?"

"You and I are different from men and women after all, how can we generalize?"

Bai Yunhe thought for a moment and seemed to be reasonable. changed his words and said: "What Xianyou said is very true, and he has been taught by his brother." ”

Meng Yuan sneered: "Why are you fucking taking advantage of me? ”

The two of them were "flirting" above, but Chen Yu below couldn't stand it, so he picked up a stone the size of a grinding plate and threw it on. Xue Yundiao avoided the stones, and Meng Yuan flickered: "You and I go together, some people are not very happy." ”

Bai Yunhe smiled heartily and replied, "The reputation of the Iron Lady is very clear. Let's ignore her and move on. After speaking, he rode the white crane to explore the way before.

As soon as Meng Yuan was about to follow, he heard Chen Yu threaten below: "My sister cares about her lover, and it is understandable to leave my sister." It's just that for the sake of a man, is it worth turning against you and my sisters?"

Meng Yuan heard what she said, and hesitated in his heart, whether to go down or not. If she goes down, this Chen Yu is not easy to provoke, if she doesn't go down, she can obviously expose herself, why do she say such things against her will. His identity is destined to be revealed, but the timing of this revelation is naturally as late as possible. Using this to blackmail him is not like what a smart person like Chen Yu did. After some thought, I felt the need to go down.

Bai Yunhe saw Meng Yuan going down, although he was reluctant, he still followed.

Chen Yu guessed that Meng Yuan would definitely come down, and teased: "Sister Yu'er, don't worry, my sister has played with many men, and she won't fight with you." ”

After Bai Yunhe heard this, he said disdainfully: "Adulterous girl!"

"Sister provoked me down, what is the so-called?" Meng Yuan asked.

Chen Yu suddenly exerted force, kicked under his feet, and jumped up. Seeing this, the snow cloud eagle waved its wings and avoided her. Chen Yu fell, and the snow cloud sculpture let out a clear sound proudly. However, this Chen Yu actually borrowed his strength on the cliff, jumped up again, and grabbed the right wing of the snow cloud eagle. Xue Yundiao wanted to get rid of her, but Chen Yu's strength as a physical cultivator would especially be thrown away by it.

Meng Yuan shook his head and stretched out his hand to pull her up. Chen Yu grabbed Meng Yuan's hand and didn't go up, but dragged it down. Although it is seven or eight feet above the ground, at this height, it is still impossible to fall into the immortal.

After the two landed, Meng Yuan said with some disgust: "What do you want to do?"

Chen Yu grabbed Meng Yuan's wrist with his right hand, hugged his waist with his left hand, and said in his ear: "Don't want to escape." ”

The white cloud crane sacrificed his spear and wanted to come to the rescue. Chen Yu took out his left hand and locked Meng Yuan's throat, and snorted coldly: "We sisters talk, what do you have to do with you stinky man?"

Bai Yunhe knew that he couldn't beat Chen Yu, so he kidnapped the injured Chen Ming. Threatened: "Ben Immortal warns you, if you dare to hurt her, Chen Ming will definitely die." ”

Chen Yu stuck behind Meng Yuan, leaned his neck on his shoulder, and said with a smile: "You are so interesting!" and asked Chen Ming again, "Brother, are you afraid of death for your sister?"

Chen Ming was really a head and two big, and said helplessly: "My own sister, stop playing, can't you be considerate of me?"

Meng Yuan also said: "Don't play." The reason why I don't resist is because you can't kill me at all. ”

"I don't believe it! I know you. You're nothing more than water, fire, and thunder, and gun cultivation, right? It's a pity, I'm your nemesis. ”

"You're too confident. I'll tell you, although you restrain me on the surface, I can definitely kill you. And you can only hurt me, not kill me. ”

"Then why didn't you kill me at the entrance?"

"Big sister, although I can kill you, I also have to pay a certain price. You and I have no grievances, can I do it? But if you keep pushing me, don't blame me. ”

"I feel your heartbeat, it's fast, it's strong, is it nervous because I'm holding you?"

"Don't do this to me, I told you before, you're not suitable for me. ”

"Is it because I've slept with too many men? But what if I tell you that they're all fake?"

"Are you trying to tell me that an Oiran who has been in the business for many years claims to be a woman of good family? ”

"Tsk... Your words hurt my sister's heart. Chen Yu let go of Meng Yuan.

Bai Yunhe motioned for "her" to come over, Meng Yuan shook his head and said, "Let him go!" and looked at Chen Yu again, "What did you find?"

Chen Yu picked up a piece of white bone and asked with a smile, "It's been so long, haven't you felt it?"

Meng Yuan closed his eyes and used his divine sense to probe, but it was quite strange here, and his divine sense couldn't be spread at all. He opened his eyes, picked up a piece of white bone, crushed it, and said in shock: "Dead air!"

"No, to be exact, it's evil. Chen Yu corrected.

The white cloud crane jumped off the white crane, and also picked up a wrench to check, and the aura emitted was indeed very uncomfortable. He said to himself, "No wonder the monks under the valley walk so slowly. ”

"Thank me, if I hadn't torn off the chain bridge, the road ahead would have been difficult for you. ”

"You found out a long time ago?" asked Bai Yunhe.

"That's... That's nature, how can this immortal be as stupid as you. ”

After Chen Yu finished speaking, he heard Chen Ming cough a few times. Seeing this, Meng Yuan quipped: "My sister is naturally very smart, but my sister is a little curious, how did Brother Ling get hurt?"

"He... Accidentally fell. Chen Yu touched her ears as she spoke, and it was obvious that she was lying.

Bai Yunhe sarcastically said: "A true immortal would accidentally fall." Does the Iron Lady think that this immortal is easy to deceive?"

However, there was silence. Chen Yu despised it in his heart, you are a fool who does not distinguish between men and women, and you are embarrassed to call yourself an immortal. Lose face!

Bai Yunhe saw everyone's reaction, and said angrily: "Sister Yu'er also thinks I'm easy to deceive?"

"Shut up!" Meng Yuan and Chen Yu scolded at the same time.

It's embarrassing. Meng Yuan couldn't bear to lie to him anymore, and comforted: "Didn't we say that we should call it a Taoist friend or an immortal friend?"

Chen Yu directly lectured: "If you dare to say something as disgusting as 'Sister Yu'er', this immortal will cut your tongue right now." ”

At this time, the white crane called a few times. The white cloud crane flicked his sleeves, snorted, jumped on the white crane and left.

Chen Yu directly held his stomach and laughed, walked to Meng Yuan's side, and poked him in the chest. "It's all your fault for pretending to be too similar. ”

Suddenly, the laughter stopped, and he went to lift Meng Yuan's shirt. Meng Yuan avoided it like a plague, and scolded: "You are an adulteress, are you sick?"

Chen Yu looked solemn and asked, "You can't really be a woman, right?"

Meng Yuan was so angry that he asked rhetorically, "Do you want to try?"

"Okay!" Chen Yu replied almost as soon as Meng Yuan finished the last word.

According to the normal script, Meng Yuan was either helpless to support his forehead at this time, or left in anger. However, he deliberately twisted his body with a strand of long hair, walked to Chen Yu's side, and replied, "Next life!"

However, Chen Yu's coping strategy was terrifying, and she actually harmed herself.

Chen Ming was naturally accustomed to his sister's self-harm, but Meng Xingzhou was shocked and sweated. Women care about their looks, but this Chen Yu can really do it. Meng Yuan also saw that he was palpitated, and stopped: "Are you crazy?"

"You don't care about my business. ”

"Parents of the body, if you want to be known by your father and mother about this, you still have to be angry?" Meng Yuan admonished.

Chen Yu looked at Chen Ming and asked, "Is our father and mother still alive?"

"Even if the second elder has passed away, but if you do this, they will not be safe under the Nine Springs!"

"Jiuquan, is there such a place?" Chen Yu asked his brother.

"Yes, it doesn't seem to belong to our North Hell. Chen Ming replied.

Meng Yuan rubbed his temples and explained, "Jiuquan is the place where the souls of the two old immortals go after their deaths. ”

"Wronged souls? Ridiculous, how can there be wronged souls on the fairy road? What's more, with my father's cultivation, it is impossible to go to that kind of place. ”

"I'm trying to persuade you not to hurt yourself, or can you stop smiling at me when you hurt yourself?"

"Give me a piece of your garment, and I won't be to you. Chen Yu stretched out his hand and asked.

Meng Yuan felt that she owed her in her previous life, so she asked Mei'er for a piece of clothing and threw it to Chen Yu. Chen Yu saw it and threw it back, "I want you to wear it." ”

"Are you sick?"

"If you don't give it to me, I'll rob it. ”

Meng Yuan asked Mei'er for his old clothes again. Mei'er wondered, "Is it because the clothes I made don't fit?"

"No! Don't ask, find me an old coat. ”

Meng Yuan threw Chen Yu's old clothes, but he regretted it the moment he threw it. rushed over to grab it, but what was in Chen Yu's hands was so easy for him to grab.

Meng Yuan threatened: "I warn you, you can disguise yourself as me. But if you use this against my friend, I swear, the spiritual realm is so great that there is no place for you. ”

Yes, Chen Yu's purpose in asking for Meng Yuan's old clothes was to disguise him. Although Chen Yu is a physical cultivator, don't forget that her disguise technique has reached the realm of bone-changing. Moreover, because of the recovery speed of the Immortal Realm, her bone-changing technique was even better than the original.

Meng Yuan looked at the "self" in front of him, or "Emperor Yu", if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, it was really hard to believe that Yi Rong could reach such a point. You may want to say that Chen Yu has never seen Meng Yuan's true face before, but what if you add Meng Yuan's own guidance?

Of course, there is one difference between the two - skin color. Di Yu has been working on Heixing Island since he was a child, and his complexion is naturally dark, but Chen Yu feels that it is too ugly to become black, and he resolutely opposes it.

"Am I handsome?" Chen Yu asked.

"I used to hate little white faces very much, and I don't think about it, I'm also a little white face. Haha..."

Chen Yu said disdainfully: "Stinky beauty!"

"If you call objectively existing facts stinky beauty! I have nothing to say. But you'll have to change your voice. ”

In this way, the two exchanged ways of disguise with each other. Chen Yu dressed as a man, and Meng Yuan dressed as a woman. After this in-depth discussion, the relationship between the two has become much closer. After all, doing bad things together is undoubtedly a shortcut to getting closer.

Chen Yu and Meng Yuan walked in front shoulder to shoulder, and Meng Xingzhou behind him carried Chen Ming on his back. One was speechless to his master, the other was speechless to his sister, and they were both speechless, which also made the two people much closer.

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Ladies and gentlemen, what bad things will Meng Yuan and Chen Yu do? Please see the next breakdown.