Chapter 21: The villagers blew up
"Ma Liu...... Wait a minute, I think we misunderstood!"
Zhuang Yi's anger disappeared without a trace all of a sudden, and looking at Ma Liu, who was guarding the broken iron bucket and shedding tears, his heart was a little complicated for a while.
"Village Chief! I know! You're stressed! It's the people in our village who don't fight, it's that we're sorry for you! But please, don't pour boiling water on it! What do you have against me, I'm thick-skinned and can stand it!"
Fuck your sister!
The mentally retarded will pour boiling water on the crops!
Forget it, blame me for not making it clear at the time.
"I didn't plan to water the ground with boiling water! You wait for the water to cool down, and then pour it into the ground, and this should be fine!"
Zhuang Yi looked at Ma Liu, who was waiting for him, with a soft and hard look that he didn't eat, gave up his intention to explain further, and changed his statement in due course.
After hearing that Zhuang Yi didn't need to water the ground and drench the crops, Ma Liu stopped crying and asked tentatively: "Village chief!" Are you really not drenched in boiling water anymore? ”
"I was in a hurry just now and didn't make it clear to you. Actually, I just want to simply pour some water on the crops, which is also about to be harvested in autumn, and I also hope that the rye will grow better. ”
Use boiling water to water the ground and drench the crops......
I'm afraid that there is a problem with my head, so I will do this!
If this rye is replaced with lettuce, this boiling water will go down, I'm afraid you don't even need to prepare for harvesting, just put it on chopsticks!
It's a misunderstanding......
Zhuang Yi really wanted to explain to Ma Liu, he was too anxious to complete the task just now, so he couldn't wait to water the ground.
That's why I completely ignore that this water is steaming boiling water!
But Ma Liu, an NPC, can't understand the word [task], so Zhuang Yi also needs to make a little adaptation of the rhetoric in order to convince Ma Liu.
Alas~
On the one hand, we must help the poor, and on the other hand, we must also support education...... I'm really here to play the game?!
"Hey, hey! Village Chief, you can rest assured. I don't dare to say anything else about this rye, its life is harder than anyone else, and it can survive by watering it twice a year! But village chief, I still have to thank you for such a noble status and actually came to inspect the farmland for us untouchables! Great...... It's great......"
After figuring out Zhuang Yi's intentions, Ma Liu instantly burst into tears and laughed, and even his face was about to squeeze out flowers.
Come on!
You can all pat yourself on the back!
It seems that most of the misunderstanding was resolved.
Zhuang Yi to Ma Liu, this kung fu of slapping the horse, absolutely does not dare to compliment more.
Others make sycophants, and the kung fu is profound, which makes people feel comfortable for a few days unconsciously, and the skills are slightly inferior, which can also make people feel happy.
Even Zhuang Yi felt that with Ma Liu's level of sycophancy, he couldn't catch up with the good things Zhuang Xiyan said when he came to him to ask for money.
Ma Liu slapped him twice, Zhuang Yi was more and more panicked every time!
"Good, good! Stop, stop! Look at the shower for a while! It's not too early, I'll go back to the house and rest!"
Ma Liu: "Come on, village chief! I do things, you can rest assured! Guaranteed to drench this rye field with water! ”
Zhuang Yi nodded, and didn't care about the next things, anyway, it was about food, and no villager would take it lightly.
Although it was only dark for a long time, Zhuang Yi was indeed a little tired after a busy day.
Originally, in Huaxia, where did Zhuang Yi usually have such a large amount of exercise.
Zhuang Yi usually likes to go to the Summoner's Canyon, or the King's Canyon, such a wild place to relax and relax.
The live-action version faces the legendary creatures, and it is still a boss of more than 100 levels, which really makes him a little unbearable!
Even Zhuang Yi thought that after the week was up, he would first open the Happy Alliance and use the wind man to kill the Ice Crystal Phoenix 1,800 times!
In this way, I will vent the hatred in my heart!
Not to mention the addition of this time...... The hunger in his stomach was still stirring, and Zhuang Yi wanted to go to bed and rest early.
A few minutes later, Zhuang Yi returned to the empty cabin.
Name: Unstable wooden bed
Level: Lv1
Category: Furniture? Fuel?
Attributes: None
Uses: Sleep, rest, burn
Evaluation: This wooden bed may have been made by an apprentice who has not even reached the level of a first-class carpenter, not only does not have any special effects, but also has no way to guarantee even the most basic sleep quality, and may even collapse at any time! However, if it is used to make a fire, it is definitely a good fuel!
"It's fine! At least there were rye stalks on the bed, and a bed of sewn and lengthened linen. ”
After a day of poverty baptism in Xuehua Village, Zhuang Yi has accepted the game setting, everything he eats can be horse food, and what luxury can he expect from his living environment.
Therefore, I don't want to complain about this unstable wooden bed.
And I have seen the bed of linen in Zhang's house, this elongated linen cloth is obviously the treatment that he can only have as a village head.
Now that I think about it, that torn cotton coat is really a caring benefit, and I really blamed this game before.
Zhuang Yi carefully tidied up the wooden bed (simply spread out the rye stalks), then pulled the thin linen cloth, covered his body, and prepared to sleep.
It's not really autumn yet, wearing a linen robe and covered with a linen quilt, Zhuang Yi doesn't feel too cold and can barely accept it.
But the wooden bed is so hard!
The bed I usually sleep on is a soft quilt and mat, and this simple wooden board patchwork makes Zhuang Yi toss and turn on the wooden bed, and it turns back for more than an hour before he falls asleep unsteadily......
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"Huh~ The task of the village chief has finally been completed...... I can probably hold it up today, so let's go cook rye tomorrow! ”
After Ma Liu finished watering the four cultivated fields, he inadvertently touched his stomach, and after a slight pause for a few seconds, he then whispered to himself, and then slowly walked back towards the village with the broken iron bucket.
"Old horse! Why did you boil the water and go to the village chief when you were in a hurry? Ma Liu returned to the village with the broken iron bucket, and some villagers who had nothing to do asked curiously.
Ma Liu didn't think much about it, and replied casually: "The village chief remembers us!" I was asked to boil a bucket of water and drench the rye crops so that the autumn harvest would go smoothly. ”
Bang dang~
As soon as Ma Liu's words fell, there was a sound of things falling around.
And Ma Liu saw the villagers with suddenly frightened expressions, and he panicked for no reason, and subconsciously muttered: "You guys...... This is...... What's wrong? ”
However, no one replied to Ma Liu, but a few villagers cried directly.
Seeing the villagers crying, Ma Liu exploded all of a sudden, anxious like an ant on a hot pot, a rough man, his face turned red, and he scratched his ears and cheeks at a loss.
It wasn't until a long time later that Tian Laosan was red-eyed, walked up to Ma Liu's side, and kicked him down violently.
"I ...... I...... The village chief is a nobleman, and he doesn't know about the lowly planing and farming, and he is still concerned about our cheap lives, and I have no complaints in my heart! But Ma Liu, Ma Liu! You're so stupid! Water ...... of the Sacred Bird How can you, how can you...... Just pour it on! You're going to ...... The whole village is starving to death! ”
"The water of the sacred bird...... What's wrong? Ma Liu was a little dazed.
Tian Laosan choked up, a tear flowed from his red eyes, and he said in a low voice of grief: "We all drank the water of the divine bird, and we almost died of pain!" And if you drink rye, can you still live?! ”