Liu Xiaobao is indeed a hundred secrets, but it is not what Liu Bei thought. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

It is true that Arshavin was stunned by Liu Xiaobao, but even if Liu Xiaobao had the opportunity, his powerful mobile phone would not be able to stun Jose.

Jose and Arshavin are not heavyweights, not to mention, unicorns are grandmaster-level existences that use electricity, maybe they should be recharged!

"Am I going to die? Arshavin was already controlled by me, and I didn't tell me just now that it was because Jose was listening, there was a bit of a misunderstanding between that guy and Lao Ah, and I wanted to let it know that Lao Ah was in my hands, and what should I do if I asked me to kill Lao Ah! Don't say that your dad mailed me that military mobile phone some time ago, it's really good, the first time was fine, and the second time the urine came out to Lao Adian... Ahaha, I'm going to take a commemorative photo, what do you think? ”

Liu Xiaobao, who got carried away, didn't think about it, what if Jose was also listening this time... A bit of a misunderstanding? Jose forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, he felt that Liu Xiaobao, who was watching the fire from the other side, was completely standing and talking without backache!

If it had been Bass, it would have been frivolous, but José didn't, and the conversation between the uncle and nephew continued.

"You're not kidding me, are you? I'd rather you were kidding me! ”

Liu Bei's eyelids jumped with fright, this guy thought that the trouble he caused was not big enough, and he even cleaned up Arshavin! Really?

Of course it's true!

"I'm kidding you, I'm locked up like a dead dog now!" Liu Xiaobao proudly confirmed to Liu Bei again.

"I'll rub it, you kid has eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall, you dare to do this kind of thing, if the Russian Federation knows about it, then it will definitely matter what X element and Skycanopy Star or something, I will kill your kid first!"

Liu Bei is really anxious, Lao Maozi looks at the five big and three coarse, but in fact, he is very stingy, and the most important thing is a face problem, Liu Xiaobao is tantamount to slapping the face of the entire Tsar team, and hitting the face of the Tsar team is to slap the face of all the CrossFire players of the Russian Federation, even if the Russian Federation and the Yanhuang Republic Alliance are safe on the surface, it is strange that Liu Xiaobao, the initiator, will have good fruits to eat!

Liu Xiaobao has never been worried about a lot of debts, not to mention, in his expectations, all this that Liu Bei said has no possibility of happening at all.

"But I'm still alive. If I hadn't pretended to be him and sent the order to the stationmaster of the second mecha energy station in the sixth block, you would have been able to reach an alliance with the unicorns so smoothly? ”

Hearing Liu Xiaobao say this, Liu Bei was angry, so he actually announced his concern for Liu Xiaobao for the first time.

"You kid usually looks very smart, why are you so confused this time! Our trip is for the X element, take the X element, you can take your Grand Master Yao and leave directly, why do you have to reach an alliance with the unicorn? They're you! ”

Why? Liu Xiaobao didn't have a definite answer for a while, but he just felt that it didn't seem like what Liu Bei said, so he was very enthusiastic for a while, and he said whatever he thought.

"Am I confused? It's obviously that you're naïve, aren't you? Do you think you'll let us go if you take the X element? Later, when you and Sava get married, people inexplicably rush to your house to see Sava undressed, can you easily bypass him? If you can act as if nothing happened, I'll do it once a day! ”

Liu Bei's train of thought has always been following Liu Xiaobao's words, of course he empathizes with him when he makes such an analogy, but he is afraid that he will really take the cowhide that he blows out seriously, and if he is really so troublesome in the future, then his life will not be over, so he can't say anything for the time being, he can only listen to Liu Xiaobao talk eloquently.

"Don't think I'm saying this for nothing, let me tell you, Balotelli has already explained to Jose, Arshavin told him a long time ago, even if we help them capture the unicorn alive, we will be locked up in the dungeon for I don't know how many years! In other words, if you don't do anything, when Lao Maozi's conscience finds out that he will let us go one day, I'll go out and take a look, yo, my Liu Baobao can play soy sauce! Or, I just don't know where to find a little bastard to call me Daddy! ”

Liu Xiaobao, like all fathers, thought that his daughter would be soaked one day, and he thought that no matter who it was, he must let him have the consciousness that if he is not good to the baby, he will die, so the whole person suddenly became murderous.

"Besides! I really want to go back and forth with unicorns! It has nothing to do with profit, I just can't see them being oppressed as slaves with the same wisdom as we do! I know that this road may not have a lifetime if you die nine times, but how to sing the national anthem! Arise, you who do not want to be slaves, and build our flesh and blood into our new Great Wall! ”

After Liu Xiaobao sang, he had a little aftertaste, and he couldn't help but be in awe of himself, and secretly said When did I become so conscious?

José would have burst into tears if he had heard it! Liu Xiaobao didn't have the heart to think so, he didn't think about it at all, this actually has nothing to do with the level of consciousness, it's actually just a matter of nature, but driven by emotions, he has always only done and not said it, and he said it before doing it this time.

"You're really not fit to sing... Just tell me what you're going to do, better hurry, I guess Safin and they're almost at the small Federated robot-controlled stronghold at the entrance to the ninth block. ”

Liu Xiaobao only thought that the words just now were meant for Liu Bei to listen to alone, and Liu Bei listened to the ugly singing alone, so he didn't feel embarrassed, he definitely wouldn't have thought that Jose, the chicken thief, had successfully monitored him from the beginning.

Jose's experience is insufficient, and it is easy to ignore some details in a hurry, but this old guy can become the most successful liar in the eyes of the unicorns in the history of the dungeon, naturally he is not an ordinary person, after a little calm, he will not forget any of the things that should be remembered, and of course he will not miss any of the doubts.

But now what can Jose have any doubts about Liu Xiaobao?

As Liu Xiaobao thought, Jose is now in tears...

Liu Xiaobao's singing voice seems to come from hell, the ghost cries wolf, but it was directly heard by Jose in his heart, which made it very enthusiastic, and he thought that if he could have a chance to go out in this life, then he must go to see the Great Wall in this song!

Hell unicorns, this name was given to them by the Russian Federation more than a hundred years ago.

In other words, the Russian Federation believes that this dungeon is hell.

If you are in hell, then it must not be a fairy sound!

“… These are my plans, and there are two issues that must be focused on now, one is that what if Safin really raids the Ninth Block and abducts the scientists before José and I rush back to defense? ”