"Humans who call themselves weirdos?"

Hamura thought it was interesting, "What did that kid go through?" ”

"Is he strong?" Saitama asked vaguely.

"Very strong!"

The undocumented knight's gaze reflected in the lenses was extremely solemn, "A powerful human being who feels terrible! ”

"Who do you think is stronger compared to that fish freak?"

"Hmm...... Although the Deep Sea King is already not as strong as words, ......"

The undocumented knight mused, "There is something different about his strength...... Even if I was unilaterally flattened, I could feel that sense of disobedience, how can I say that feeling......"

"It's a move......

A voice came from the side, attracting the attention of the three people present.

The unlicensed knight opened the white curtain next to him and saw the Venerable Vest lying on the bed next to him.

The 16th Vest Venerable of the S-rank, because Genos rose to the 14th, he automatically dropped from the 15th to the 16th, but his strength is undoubtedly undoubted, and the average ghost-level monster is definitely not his opponent, but now he looks very miserable, his whole body is almost covered with bandages, and the corners of his eyes and mouth are bruised.

"That guy will use high-level martial arts."

The Vest Venerable said heavily, "It seems that the silver fangs have raised the tricky monsters!" ”

"This guy just interjected?"

Saitama squinted at the Vest Venerable, "Who is this?" ”

"Mr. S-Class Hero Vest Venerable." The undocumented knight replied.

"Oh, I know you, so you reported it."

Saitama laughed, "The newspapers say he's the worst beaten." ”

"Change it to the one that lasts until the end!" The Vest Venerable roared.

"Damn, I didn't expect to be taken by that kind of hairy boy... It's really unproductive..."

The Vest Venerable clenched his fists, "Martial arts are such a headache! ”

"Martial arts?"

Saitama glared, thinking that martial arts might be a little interesting.

"Please eat a big banana, you have to talk to me."

Saitama immediately unscrewed a banana and handed it to the Vest Venerable.

The corners of the eyes of the Hamura and the undocumented knight twitched when they watched.

"If you want to hear it, I'll talk to you."

The Vest Venerable gestured, "All my attacks have been diverted, dodged, and weakened, no matter how strong the attack is, it is meaningless if I can't hit it at all!" ”

"That's true."

Saitama nodded, the attack misses the person, even if the strength is enough, what is the use.

"And my movements seem to be known in advance, no matter how I attack, I am easily dodged and easily counterattacked! And use the power of your opponent to hit you exponentially! His attack hit me, and the pain in my joints was so severe that I couldn't use my strength, and I guess he saw through a weakness that I didn't even notice! Attack my weak points and make me incapacitated for a short time! ”

The Vest Venerable said heavily: "For a long time, the fighting style of those weirdos has basically relied on the explosion of physical functions, and the attacks are all straight and straight, whoever has strong strength, who is fast, and whoever crushes the opponent first with his fist is the winner!" But that guy is different, that guy ...... Possess a set of combat techniques that are specialized in dealing with humans! Other words...... Know how to hit the hero! ”

"Hey~~?"

Saitama's eyes lit up, and he wanted to see something called martial arts now.

"I don't know if the silver fangs can beat that guy...... If no one hits him, the damage will only be magnified by a human who calls himself a weirdo...... Hunt Heroes! That is a major problem that will shake the entire social order, and this must not be ignored! ”

"Hero hunting! I actually hit an S-class hero! ”

The corners of Saitama's mouth curled, "As is customary, it's almost my turn to play!" ”

"Don't want to say anything ......"

The Undocumented Knight and Vest Venerable chose to ignore it.

"If I lose too, I'll let Hamura, who is stronger than me, clean up the mess!"

Saitama clenched her fists, "Martial arts, I don't have a lot of confidence in facing that kind of thing!" ”

The vest Venerable's eyes lit up suddenly, and he suddenly looked at the silent Hamura on the side, "That's right! If there is no chance of winning in hand-to-hand combat! But there are also superpowers...... Attack from a distance with powerful superpowers, and attack with a wide range of attacks, which is difficult to dodge! No matter how magical the martial arts are, it's useless! Looking at it this way, among the heroes, maybe only the White Pupil Emperor and the Trembling Dragon Scroll can defeat that guy! ”

"Defeating a hungry wolf means nothing to me."

Hamura shook his head, "But I'd like to meet him." ”

Out of the wards of the Vest Venerable and the Unlicensed Knight, the two found Chalanzi's ward.

"It's really miserable......"

Hamura made a smack sound, this kid couldn't help himself, ran to fight the hungry wolf, but now he was lying on the bed covered in bandages, like a mummy, if he didn't know that this was his hospital room, it would be really hard to recognize him.

"You're going to come to visit me......"

Cha Lanzi stared at the two of them in a complicated manner.

"You're a ...... kid"

Hamura moved the bandage that held his right leg in place, and he howled in pain, "Don't you know how many pounds and taels you have?" ”

"I wanted to go head-to-head with him......"

"It's time to change the subject."

"Change the subject so quickly?!"

"I want to fight a powerful martial artist." Saitama said.

"You...... I've ignored Mr. Banggu's persuasion several times, but now what do you want to do with this? ”

"Interest is a little bit on the horizon, is there any way?"

"In that case, Mr. Banggu is already standing at the peak of the martial arts field, why don't you just ask him?"

Cha Lanzi said: "And he also wants to teach you what martial arts look like." ”

"You ...... guy"

Saitama frowned and said, "It's not okay to force the old man, right?" ”

"Speaking of which, if a rookie has to compete with a martial artist all of a sudden, it's an act without common sense."

Cha Lanzi looked like a person who had come over and said, "First of all, we must start practicing from the basics...... No, before that, it was physical training, and you had to run hundreds of stone stairs back and forth...... You have to start by wiping the floor of the dojo......"

"Wait......"

Saitama tilted her head to look at him, "You're still a rookie with a white belt, aren't you?" ”

"Don't call me a rookie, are you really here to visit?" Chalanzi stared at Saitama angrily.

"Eh~ There's no way, it looks like you're going to give up?" Saitama put his hands in his trouser pockets and walked towards the door dejectedly.

"Wait!"

Chalanzi suddenly stopped Saitama, "Then again, after I became the first disciple of the Flowing Water Broken Rock Fist, I took the opportunity to sign up for a fighting competition......"

"Well, remember the ticket is in your pocket......"

He took a ticket from his pocket next to the bed and handed it to Saitama.

"How is it crumpled?" Saitama took it.

"I won't be able to participate in the competition like this......"

Cha Lanzi said: "But this ticket is still valid, and when the time comes, it is good to go to watch the game for reference, you should be able to see the moves of the major genres." ”

"Thank you......"

Saitama looked at the ticket, "Chalanzi, are you going to retire?" ”

"After all, it's all hurt like this...... Only to retire, right? ”

"Even if you don't retire, I think you're just going through the motions."

Hamura interjected and complained.

"What a faux pas!"

Cha Lanzi shouted: "No matter what, I am also the first disciple of the Flowing Water Broken Rock Fist!" ”

"That's because there is only one disciple of the Flowing Water Broken Rock Fist, the positive number is you, and the bottom is also you, there is nothing to fight for."

Hamura unveiled his scars without concealment, "As for your kung fu, I really can't say any merits, you kid fought with a hungry wolf, I'm afraid I didn't catch someone's move, right?" ”

"How, how could it be ......?"

Chalanzi was stumbling, her eyes flickering. It looks like it's easy to judge, and it's definitely a trick to put it in.

Suddenly, Saitama's eyes widened, "Hey~ Cha Lanzi, the entry ticket says that the prize money is 3 million yen......"

"Well, if you win, you can get a prize of 3 million."

Cha Lanzi nodded, and then said seriously: "Let's talk about it first, after all, it's in my name, so don't pay attention to the 3 million yen, just watch the battle honestly...... But I don't think you dare, it's not allowed to come off the bench...... Hey, are you listening? ”

"Hehe......"

Hamura watched Saitama staring at the ticket, "At this time, I'm afraid no one can dissuade him." ”

"Hey, what kind of person is a hungry wolf?"

Hamura looked at Chalanzi, "Why does he call himself a weirdo?" As a disciple of Banggu, you should know a little bit, right? ”

"I don't know much about ......"

Cha Lanzi shook her head, "I only know that when he plays the hero vs. the weirdo, he always plays the weirdo, and he is disgusted that the hero will inevitably defeat the weirdo...... All in all, that guy is a very strange person! Isn't it inevitable that heroes defeat weirdos and protect humanity? I don't know what he was thinking! ”

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"Two more A-class heroes have been hunted, and one thing, I think it's weird."

Hamura touched his chin and pondered, "That hungry wolf calls himself a weirdo and a villain, but after defeating the hero, he only hits it, and so far, he has never killed a person......"

"This guy... It looks innocent in terms of behavior. ”

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Squeak.

The bathroom door was pushed open.

Genos looked in front of the mirror in a daze, holding a hedgehog-headed wig.

"Teacher...... You're ......"

"No, that, you misunderstood!" Saitama hurriedly wanted to explain.

Genos turned and walked towards the living room.

"Well, I don't have any plans to live in a wig from now on......" Saitama hurriedly chased out to explain, and saw Genos pick up the phone.

"Dr. Cusino, I'm Genos...... There's something urgent I want to discuss with you, no, it's not about the rampaging robot... Now Saitama-sensei is facing a grim situation..."

"I've asked you about artificial hair with reinforced fibers before, and it seems that it is fine if it is transplanted into the original skin, right?"

"Uh-huh...... That's right, it seems like it's necessary... Yes..."

"You can also choose the black-haired version, right?"

"If you want to do a transplant, is it inconvenient for the doctor to put it recently?"

"It's better to do it early, next Wednesday...... I see, okay... I understand... I'll leave it to you that day! Thank you for your cooperation!! ”

"Teacher, do you have time next Wednesday?!"

Genos hung up the phone and turned his head solemnly.

"Don't decide to transplant reinforcing fibers on someone else's head......"

Saitama looked helpless, and then took out her ticket, "It's to make me look good, I decided to go to a fighting tournament." ”

"In the name of Chalanzi, is it today?"

Genos took it and looked at it.

"That's right!"

Saitama took back the ticket, "I'll go back and try the martial arts." ”

"Saitama."

Hamura pushed open the door to the entrance.

Saitama looked over, and then both froze.

"Saitama, have you finally made it this way?"

Hamura said with a heavy face: "Don't give up, you're only 25 years old, and you still have a lot of time, maybe you're about to start growing?" Besides, with the development of science and technology, things like hair growth agents will also improve, and there is always a way to ......"

"I ......"

Saitama cried and mourned, "I didn't say anything~~"

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Jingle bells.

Hamura took out his phone and looked at the call.

"The Hero Society?"

Hamura answered the phone, "Hey, are there any weirdos?" ”

"What? Let me be the bodyguard of the cadres of the Hero Association......"

"Because there is a cadre of the Hero Association who was seriously injured by a hero hunt? What does this have to do with me? Forgive me for refusing~"

"For me for what?"

"Isn't that easy? I'm only responsible for killing weirdos, I'm fighting with a powerful weirdo, yes, weirdos are very strong, conservatively estimated to be dragons, yes, I'm really not free, can you go to someone else? ”

"Oh, hero."

A sarcastic smile rose from the corner of Hamura's mouth, even if heroes are divided into a profession, just like office workers who receive wages, but when people are threatened by disasters, these people dare to stand up, they are real heroes! But those guys from the Hero Association actually let the heroes who arranged to fight against disasters be the personal bodyguards of the executives, which made him feel that those guys were overestimating their own rights, and what did they regard as heroes?

"You're fighting a dragon-level monster."

Blowing Snow propped up in front of the shop window, and the beautiful phoenix eyes watched Hamura handle a hairy crab.

Leaning down slightly, the two peaks on his chest drooped slightly, making them look more weighty, so that Hamura couldn't help but stare at it for a while before he reluctantly turned his gaze.

"Yes, hairy crabs are extremely troublesome to handle, and for me, it is no less difficult than fighting against dragon-level monsters."

"Really?" Blowing snow is a bit of a simple wink.

"That's right!"

Hamura affirmed: "But then again, why did you come here again?" Let's go. ”

"No, I'm going to eat hairy crabs!"

"Why do I have to take care of your food!"

"That's easy...... Because I'm a beauty. ”

“……”

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The day of a fighting tournament.

"Could you please let me confirm the name when I signed up?"

"Eh, Chalanzi ......"

"It's the first time to participate, then, your genre also needs to be registered, please fill it out."

"Genre? Uh, what's that? What's the water polo...... Water polo carbonic boxing? ”