Chapter 2: Kill Me?
'Bell bell bell-'
A cacophony of bells sounded, waking Wood up as he was sleeping.
But Wood didn't answer, but turned over and covered his head with a pillow, but the phone rang endlessly, over and over again.
During his time in Iron City, except for three days in a coma, Wood never slept peacefully, and always felt that he couldn't sleep well in that apocalypse.
Finally got a good night's sleep, but a phone call came in so early, which made Wood want to fly down the phone to the other side, teaching the bastard on the phone how annoying it is to disturb other people's rest.
"It's not annoying, hurry up and lose your phone!" Before Wood could react, Saitama Sensei, the representative of the vagrants, became angry first.
Wood wanted to throw his phone away, but he picked it up.
Because there is no one else who can call him, there is no one else but the company, and if there is no company, Wood will probably be the same as Saitama Sensei, and he will not be able to use his mobile phone or anything at all.
In a daze, he stretched out his hand from the sofa, took his mobile phone and pressed the answer button.
Before Wood could speak, an anxious voice came from the other side: "Little boss, someone wants to buy our office building." β
That's it?
The corners of Wood's mouth twitched: "Are you so sick, do you know how difficult it is for me to sleep peacefully?" Do you sell the company's office building? We're not ready to change headquarters! β
"But the other party is ......"
The other side wanted to say something, but Wood, who was still half-asleep, didn't listen, and yelled directly into the phone: "Don't sell, whoever buys it won't sell, you're disturbing my sleep for such a trivial matter, be careful that I deduct your salary!" β
Without waiting for the other side to reply, Wood directly picked out the phone's battery.
Then, as soon as he rolled over, he fell asleep again.
Whoever it is, it's inevitable that they're a little angry when they're disturbed in their sleep, and that's okay with Wood.
If someone breaks through the wall now, Saitama Sensei, who is sleeping next to him, will immediately stand up and break the latter into minced meat.
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When Wood woke up again, it was nearly noon.
It's just that he was woken up by the sound of Saitama Sensei watching TV, but he slept enough, and Wood didn't complain, and got up and started brushing his teeth and washing his face.
I have to say, I slept really soundly this night.
Just thinking about having Saitama Sensei by his side made Wood feel a great sense of security.
Wood even thought about squeezing in a bed with Saitama Sensei, so as not to have a weirdo attack, and felt that Wood was easy to bully, so he killed him first......
"Look, there's been a huge explosion in City A, and the damage of the weirdos is unprecedented, and it's escalating further; According to eyewitnesses, it was all caused by a green-skinned monster, and the Association has just determined that the disaster has been rated ......"
When Wood walked out of the bathroom, an advertisement was playing on the TV, but as soon as he heard it, the interstitial signal had been cut off.
Saitama in the living room was changing into the hero's suit, and Wood saw this and asked, "Teacher, are you going?" β
"Hmm."
Saitama nodded: "Do you want to come along?" β
Wood thought back to the ruins and explosions in the news just now, and shook his head without hesitation: "I wish you a smooth journey." β
It's okay to run along with those small events, this kind of high-level disaster that destroys the city at every turn, I feel safer to stay at home than to follow Saitama Sensei.
If it is killed by the aftermath of the battle, it will really be crying without tears.
Saitama didn't talk nonsense, jumped out of the balcony after changing clothes, and disappeared from the street in the blink of an eye.
Everyone who watched Wood was envious, if he had this speed, why should he be afraid of death?
Want to kill Lao Tzu?
I'll run fifty-one meters first, and it's useless for you to take a fifty-meter long knife.
Moreover, I not only have to run, but I also have to shout 'who can kill me', I can't kill you, I also disgust you."
"Hey, hey, hey~~~"
With a cheap laugh, Wood returned to reality......
Putting aside the unrealistic idea, Wood rubbed his stomach and got up to walk to the refrigerator.
Looking at the empty refrigerator, the corners of Wood's mouth moved slightly.
This month......
How did Saitama-sensei come to life?
In other words, it is a miracle that Saitama Sensei has survived until now and has not been starved to death.
In the end, Wood rummaged through the cupboard for a long time and finally found a box of ramen noodles that had a few days left to pass their expiration date.
Don't think about it, this is definitely a supermarket sale......
Turn on the gas and start boiling the water.
Wood sat on the couch and started to froze, and suddenly returned to the daily routine from the apocalypse where battles would happen at any time, which made Wood feel a little uncomfortable.
I don't know how the nameless ones are doing now.
Wood shook his head, not thinking about the Iron City, what should he do...... What he shouldn't have done, he did it, and the rest can only rely on the Quartet Iris and them, and it is still unknown whether he can go back to that world.
And......
"Hey~~"
Sighing rather depressedly, Wood found that his life was still not guaranteed.
It's naturally safe to follow Saitama Sensei, but as long as this bullshit crossing system is still there, it's impossible for me to live an ordinary life. He wasn't naΓ―ve enough to think that this system would keep him idle.
Maybe after a few days, the system will throw itself into some world.
This time, it can be said that a tiger who thought he was a cat was thrown into the flock, although it seems to be in danger, in fact, with Wood's strength, there will not be much danger.
But who can guarantee that the system will not suddenly convulsive and send itself to the world where the Dragon Ball species destroys planets at every turn.
I'm still too weak.
After this lesson, Wood suddenly realized that he could not ...... Always rely on others.
It is impossible for Saitama to go to any world by himself, and he will follow him.
There is no doubt that -
Wood is absolutely unwilling to die, he likes to think ahead of all the accidents that could lead to his own death, but the traversal system is a collection of accidents for Wood.
And it's the kind of epic accident that may send him to Huangquan Road in the next second.
Want to survive the forced crossing of the system.
Then he had only one choice.
- Get stronger!
If you don't want to die!
You have to become stronger, like Saitama Sensei, and you can easily defeat any enemy so that you can save your life.
Desperate and unscrupulous to become stronger.
It's not about getting stronger for the sake of beating anyone......
It's all about this precious second life of your own.
Suddenly, there was a tremor on the ground.
Boom, boom interrupted Wood's thoughts, and before Wood could understand what was happening.
Rumble!
The balcony was dark and shattered.
Splashes of broken glass combined with concrete in everything, obscuring Wood's view.
But he also vaguely saw a tall figure, and when he stepped down, the whole room shook with it, like a hammer machine, and strode towards him.
The chilling murderous aura that swirled around Wood made him understand......
This man has come to kill himself!
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