Chapter 8 C-section to find out
The Zimu River is a special product of the daughter country in Journey to the West, as long as you drink the water of the Zimu River, both men and women can conceive.
If you drink the water of the Zimu River, you will be able to give birth to a child in three or five days.
When King Lanling was guiding Lin Dong to walk, Lin Dong saw through it, and then he gave the water of the Zimu River to King Lanling, and left the water bladder to King Lanling for him to use in the fetus.
In the desert of the Western Regions.
Hua Mulan, Kai, Su Lie, Baili Shou Covenant, and Baili Xuance watched King Lanling, watching King Lanling's stomach bulge, his body churning, and there was obvious fetal movement in his abdomen.
"It's disgusting!"
Hua Mulan couldn't help but feel goosebumps all over her body, looked at King Lanling and said, "Men and men can still get pregnant, and I'll see you for a long time." ”
King Lanling is a man, this gender has been confirmed, and there is indeed a child in the womb, these have also been confirmed, and the two phases are confirmed, and the eyes of the Great Wall guards looking at King Lanling have become intriguing.
This looks good, why is it a good feeling?
"I did let people do it."
King Lanling propped his stomach and said uncomfortably: "It's the two people who came from Beiyi, that man is neurotic, he poisoned people when they first met, and I just drank his water to become like this." ”
Thinking about it further, that is, when he encountered Lin Dong, King Lanling disguised himself to lead the way and drank a pot of water from Lin Dong, and then Lin Dong gave him the water bladder, saying that it was to give him a baby money.
Looking back now, Lin Dong said that he was busy before and after, and the money for the fetus was completely because he already knew his identity and clearly stated that he had poisoned, but the king of Lanling thought he was good at it, but he never knew that there was such a poison, which could make people pregnant after drinking!
"Oh!"
Mulan nodded and asked, "So, how are you going to have this baby now?" ”
"How can I give birth?"
King Lanling was angry and shouted: "Women give birth to children, that is a way, children can go out, and my man does not have this kind of way, how can I give birth?" ”
Can't give birth!
This kid must be defeated!
"I've heard God say that."
Baili Shoujo said: "There is no road in the world, and when there are many people walking, it becomes a road." Now, although you don't have a doorway to have children, but if you ...... If you expand and expand, you may have a way to have children. ”
Lu Xun's words, even in the Glory of Kings Continent after 1.6 million years, are widely sung.
Originally, the Great Wall Guards and the King of Lanling were rivals, but now that the King of Lanling is pregnant, the Great Wall Guards have a little more sympathy for the pregnant man, and now they are not talking about killing him, but are giving the King of Lanling all kinds of support.
"Fart!"
King Lanling scolded angrily: "I am a dignified seven-foot man, how can I do such a thing as giving birth to a child!" ”
The implication of the Baili Covenant is to let the King of Lanling expand the back road and prepare for the birth of a child, just like a road that there was no original, and when there are more people walking, it becomes a road.
"Now, I have to find the doctor immediately and ask him to take out the contents of my belly."
It is impossible to have a child, it is impossible to have a child in this life.
King Lanling felt that even if he died, he would be more acceptable than having a child.
If a man gives birth to a child and puts it in the King's Continent, it will be made fun of, and it can even become part of the teaching materials and become a famous wonder in history.
"Amitabha."
A Buddha horn came, in the desert of the Western Regions, the figure of the monk Bodhidharma walked out and said: "How innocent the child in the womb is, donor, because you plant, the fruit is made by you, now since there is this cause and effect, it seems to the old man that you should give birth to him." ”
Bodhidharma is a Westerner, and his family and country have encountered some huge problems, so he has been escaping, until he met Tang Sanzang who went to the west, which gave Bodhidharma the courage to face the problem, Tang Sanzang went all the way to the west, and Bodhidharma went all the way east, until he was stopped outside the Great Wall.
In the past, Bodhidharma and the Great Wall Guards have fought several times, but they were all defeated, this time under the tree and realized, came to break through, I didn't want to see such a scene.
"Phew!"
King Lanling snorted, and said angrily: "You said to let me give birth, but you told me how to give birth?" I'm a man, and there's no doorway to production! ”
The child in the womb began to churn and stir again, so that King Lanling couldn't help but start twitching again.
"Amitabha."
Bodhidharma sighed and said: "In the country where the little monk is located, when the child can't be born, it is operated by the doctor, the belly is cut, so as to take the child out, and then use needles and threads to suture the wound. ”
What are the caesarean section techniques?
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Hua Mulan, Kai, Su Lie, Baili kept the promise, and Baili Xuance was silent for a while.
The king of Lanling turned pale and prepared to leave, and then he was pressed to the ground by the Great Wall guards.
"We have killed too many people here, and if we can save such a young life, it will also be our salvation!"
Baili Xuance's eyes were hazy with tears, and he looked at the King of Lanling and said sincerely.
I'll redeem your mother!
King Lanling scolded angrily in his heart.
"It's a kid after all!"
Baili Shou said righteously.
I'm also a kid......
King Lanling was bitter in his heart.
"The child is innocent!"
Su Lie said solemnly.
What about me?
King Lanling secretly said in his heart: I am innocent of death?
"This matter is not only sharpened by your will, but also by your soul!"
Kai Zhengse said.
Sharpen your sister!
King Lanling thought angrily.
"I don't care, I'm sure you're going to have a baby!"
Hua Mulan clasped her hands to her chest, and did not shy away from telling the true purpose of the Great Wall Guards, and said with a smile: "Men give birth to children!" Hahaha!! ”
"Neurotic! A bunch of neurotics! ”
King Lanling didn't want to speak, now he was a prisoner of the Great Wall Guards, and he was controlled, and he didn't have any way, and now there were so many people around, even if King Lanling used the stealth secret technique, under these many people, the secret technique would soon be recognized, and he couldn't get out of the encirclement of these people at all.
The man is pregnant, and now there is a group of people who want to watch him give birth, and what is even more annoying is that this bald man actually means that he has the technology to give birth......
The current King of Lanling only has despair in his heart.
Within the Great Wall.
Now the horse under Lin Dong's crotch is officially named Yanhoof.
The name of this horse was directly moved by Lin Dong in Inuyasha, and the horse that Lin Dong and Wang Zhaojun are riding now is a finished product made by Lin Dong through genetic modification, injecting magic power, and improving the bloodline of the demon seed.
The horse's hooves burned with flames, and the speed of a day could not be a thousand miles without the ravines and ruggedness of the ground.
Entering the Great Wall, it was already nightfall, Lin Dong drove the Yanho horse to run around for several hours, landed in a small city in the pass, found an inn in this small city, and asked the shopkeeper to feed Yanho some food, provide Yanho with some meat and wine, Lin Dong and Zhaojun also had a little meal in this pass, and then went to the inn upstairs to rest.
The people who live in this inn are the keepers of the meal.
In the early morning, passers-by from all over the world gathered in the inn, eating breakfast, and talking about the strange things in the world, as well as various legends.
"Just outside of our Datang, continue to the east, where there are three small countries."
A man said to a man at the adjacent table: "These three small countries are called Wei, Shu, Wu, the current ruler of Wu is Sun Quan, the ruler of Wei is Cao Cao, and the ruler of Shu is called Liu Bei, not long ago, Wei launched a war, on this side of the far small country gathered a large army, vowing to engulf the two countries, and the young Zhuge Liang of Shu held a feather fan, came to the front of the two armies, stood on the east wind altar, and killed Cao Cao's army in one fell swoop!" ”
When the people around heard this, they were all amazed, but there were also doubts in it.
Zhuge Liang is just one person, Cao Cao's side is strong and strong, and there are many heroes, how can Zhuge Liang alone break this army?
"According to legend, this Dongfeng Altar is one of the twelve miracles of antiquity!"
The passer-by replied: "It's just that many scholars have gone to the Dongfeng Altar since then, and they have never solved the mystery of this Dongfeng Altar......
When the people around heard this, they all sighed, and the ambitious people immediately wanted to go to the Dongfeng Altar, hoping that they could be destined to be the destined person of the Dongfeng Altar, and be able to solve the problems here, so as to have a place in this continent full of heroes.
"This news is a bit outdated."
In the crowd, another person waved his hand and said: "The latest news is that Fusang Sword Hero Miyamoto Musashi, since Fusang drove out the evil Xu Fu, chased and killed all the way, and finally killed Xu Fu in the land of Shenzhou, according to legend, the Book of the Artifact Blood Clan is now in the hands of a person named Bian Que." ”
As soon as this news came out, everyone was shocked.
Xu Fu has been evil for many years, and many heroes in Shenzhou hate him to the core, and now Xu Fu has been killed, which is really a happy thing.
"According to legend, Miyamoto Musashi said that he was going to Chang'an to challenge the sword saint Li Bai, and in this Chang'an City, there was going to be a big battle."
"Recently, it is the birthday of the empress, and all nations are coming to the court, Miyamoto Musashi wants to challenge the sword saint Li Bai in this Chang'an City, but I don't know if Di Renjie, the first detective in Chang'an City, can stop them."
"I heard that in Chang'an City, there is a girl named Yang Yuhuan, who looks like a country and a city, and in the capital, I don't know how many aristocratic sons spend a lot of money in order to make a smile."
"Speaking of girls, Cao Cao of Wei State wants to dedicate a dancing girl to the empress, this dancing girl's name seems to be Diao Chan, and she is also a first-class beauty in the world......"
"Speaking of dancing girls, when I was in Chang'an City, I knew that there was a woman named Gongsun Li who danced very well!"
"There is also a fortune teller in Chang'an City, and I have heard that the hexagram is very accurate......"
Lin Dong and Wang Zhaojun sat on one side, and the words that people were discussing were completely heard in the ears of the two people.
Chang'an City is obviously going to be lively.