Chapter 7: Poor Kun
Looking at the white saliva dripping on his body, Ye Bai was so frightened that he didn't dare to move, only his inner monologue was still active:
I'm Ye Bai, and I'm panicking now.
I met a vicious monster from the game world, and to make matters worse, I met two pig-like teammates!
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Just when Ye Bai was desperate, things took a new turn.
I still remember that there was a game advertisement, which often popped up automatically on the mobile web page, and the picture was extremely cool.
It is about the ancient beast 'Kun' as if he knew that he was very awesome, and according to the different appearances, he gave himself the names of 'Shi Kun', 'Yun Kun', 'Bone Kun', 'Corpse Kun' and other cool hanging bomb heavens and ran out, giving full play to the specialties he learned in Huaxia Province, eating first when he encountered, devouring all kinds of rare birds and beasts, and he was majestic for a while, and there was a feeling that even Zhao Ritian didn't put it in his eyes.
But the good times didn't last long, and suddenly one day, a player's wife took advantage of his toilet work, and accidentally refined the Kun Devouring Giant Ape after a wrong operation, and he could catch the Kun casually, and he generally stayed by his side as a little brother when he walked the dog, and used it to add food when he was in a bad mood.
After that, the player's wives are like hanging up, there is nothing to have an accident, today refining an ancient giant beast, tomorrow will summon an ancient giant god, and in the end, what flies in the sky, runs underground, swims in the water, no matter how inferior it was before, as long as it evolves casually, a frog can become a sky-swallowing toad.
The key is that they also have a common hobby, that is, they can't get along with Kun, and when they leave home, they have to catch a kun to give each other as a gift, and they feel embarrassed if they don't give it to you, and they have abused a huge group like Kun into a rare animal!
And at this moment, a scene in the web game was vividly staged in front of Ye Bai.
After the three-eyed white wolf lifted the roof of the security pavilion, he squeezed his eyebrows and pouted at Ye Bai, looking very arrogant, as if he was ridiculing and provoking:
"You ant, you're trying to deceive my eyes! I've found you, where do I see you running away? You ant! Oops, oops, pain, whoop~"
Just when the three-eyed white wolf was proud and invincible, a big golden hand suddenly fell from the sky, covering the sky and the sun, and with a slight sweep, he grabbed the three-eyed white wolf in his hand.
Then its body rose from the ground and was sent into a large mouth 100 meters high.
Ye Bai looked up, my obedient, what the hell is this thing with a face like a dragon's head and a body like a lion?
Its upright body froze there, like several skyscrapers standing together, and after stuffing the three-eyed white wolf into its mouth, it chirped a few times, as if it was not enough, and muttered a few times at the cloaked man suspended in front of it, and then flew into a giant yellow circle in the sky and disappeared.
The man in the cloak received his magical powers, and the circle disappeared with it.
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Ye Bai cautiously walked out of the security booth, only to find that the outside was calm, the four-eyed King Kong and the four-eyed crocodile had disappeared, leaving only a devastated and almost torn Lixiang Park.
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On the hill, Ye Bai stood behind the man in the cloak, looking from behind, his figure was a little majestic, I don't know if it was because of dazzle or illusion, Ye Bai always felt that his figure was looming, and it seemed that he would disappear into this night at any time.
The man looked ahead for a long time, where Shenhua University was located, and his gaze was reluctant to leave, as if he was very greedy for that place.
"Who are you?" Seeing that he refused to speak for a long time, Ye Bai finally couldn't help but ask.
"Hey~" The man was immersed in his own world, sighed softly, and read softly, "Things are people, and everything is restless, and tears flow first if you want to speak." ”
After reading it, I really shed a tear emotionally.
"Who the hell are you?" Ye Bai asked.
The man came back to his senses, secretly wiped away his tears, smiled slyly, and said mysteriously: "If I told you that I am a dead person, will you believe it?" ”
Ye Bai rolled his eyes.
"Look, it doesn't matter to you who I am, what matters is what I'm here for."
"And what are you here for?"
"Hold your hand out."
Not allowing Ye Bai to refuse, the man had already forcibly grabbed his wrist and entered a program into his bracelet, and said: "I know your grandfather, he is a real swordsman, and he can barely be regarded as a master in this world, but your Ye family's swordsmanship is a mortal after all, and it is not worth mentioning compared to the real swordsmanship of killing gods and killing demons." I received the favor of your grandfather when I was a child, so I gave you a sword book, and sooner or later you will be able to use it, which can be regarded as repaying his kindness. ”
"But." After the man finished speaking, his face suddenly changed, and the atmosphere suddenly became gloomy, causing the surrounding air to begin to freeze, and he said extremely seriously, "This kind of swordsmanship is never allowed to be spread outside, otherwise it will bring disaster and you will die ugly!" ”
Ye Bai was frightened.
The man saw that he could be bluffed, so he smiled proudly and said, "Memorize it as soon as possible, and after a week, the sword score will be automatically cleared." ”
After speaking, he asked, "Did you bring any money?" ”
"I brought 200 yuan with me when I went out, but I used it when I ate barbecue."
In order to make him believe, Ye Bai also deliberately turned out his pocket, and as a result, the two red tickets fell gorgeously.
"I'll go!" Ye Bai woke up and said, "I forgot to pay the bill!" ”
Glancing at the barbecue restaurant owner who had already turned into a pool of blood, Ye Bai knew that this account could not be settled.
Then, the two looked at the ground at the same time for two hundred yuan, the man saw the reluctance in Ye Bai's eyes, Ye Bai saw the greed in the man's eyes, the two shot almost at the same time, Ye Bai made a move 'swimming dragon out of the sea', shot quickly, and went straight to the ground.
"Bang~"
The soil on the ground suddenly deformed and bulged, turning into a fist that hit Ye Bai's nose, easily knocking him back, and then the man in the cloak calmly picked up the banknotes, stuffed them into his pocket without blushing and heartbeat, and did not forget to compare his middle finger, and the raised fist on the ground also stretched out a middle finger aimed at Ye Bai.
"What are you robbing me of my money for?" Ye Bai covered his nose and said unpleasantly.
The man in the cloak said unashamedly: "What is 'robbing', this is the fee you should have paid me!" Before I came, I helped you hang up, Kan Hexagram - Chu 6: Xi Kan, into Kan (dan), fierce! ”
"Huh?" Ye Bai didn't understand.
The man explained impatiently: "The ups and downs, the two waters are heavy, the fierce water is agitated, the waves are endless, the hidden dangers are continuous, and you are seeking more blessings!" In short, you're in big trouble! ”
Ye Bai finally understood, and exclaimed, "It turns out that you are a fortune teller!" ”
“…… It's okay if you want to understand it this way, but you have to change your tone, don't disrespect the laborers who eat with their ability! ”
"Did I let you forget it, give me back the money! You bandit! ”
"You're a bandit, you robbed me of my cloak, pay me back!"
The two men were beaten, one snatching money and the other snatching cloaks.
None of them were successful.
"Forget it!" Ye Bai waved his hand magnificently, "Two hundred yuan will be when I bought your broken cloak." ”
"Two hundred? Are you insulting your shallow insight or insulting my treasure! You know this cape...... Forget it, it's useless to keep it now anyway, it doesn't hurt to lend it to you for the time being, if I can't save your life in the future, I will also count my merits as immeasurable! ”
"Haven't I sobered up yet?" Ye Bai became more and more puzzled, "How do I think you seem to have become blurry?" ”
He curiously stretched out his hand and touched the cloaked man's body again, it's okay not to touch it, but it's really empty when he touches it! Frightened, he took a step back.
The man in the cloak sighed and said in a different tone: "There are many strange things in this world, and the absurd is not necessarily fake, and it is not necessarily true to take it for granted, in fact, the world is different in everyone's eyes, what you choose to believe is the key." ”
Ye Bai lowered his head, thoughtfully, and when he looked up again, the man in the cloak had completely disappeared, just like this breeze and white moon, he had come, but he couldn't find any traces.