Chapter Ninety-Three: No Jokes
Yang Zijiang was even more angry that the Hidden Mountain Sect was in danger, and Chongtian still had the leisure to catch beasts here, and he didn't seem to be in a hurry at all, he put on a good song, and occasionally roared a couple of words to enjoy himself.
I knew that it was better to let him fend for himself, and it was redundant to come to save him, I didn't have a lot of interest in him before, and I didn't have a bit of a monk's demeanor.
Yang Zijiang hated it in his heart, Ye Yi was more serious than him, thinking that when he could move, he would directly give Chongtian a shot first, regardless of whether he was a friend or an enemy.
Thinking like this, his eyes probably revealed his inner thoughts, and he paced in front of him, looked at him for a while, shook his head and smiled: "You kid has a lot of intestines, and he is more ruthless than Yang Shuai, but I can't let you succeed." ”
Chongtian said and broke Ye Yi's fingers, this is really hard, unlike people in normal times, muscles can contract, at this time the whole body is rigid, and when it is broken, it is a partial tear, it hurts!
It must have been paralyzed even the nerves, but the whole body felt it, but fortunately, the range of breaking was not particularly large, and the purpose of the sky was just to snatch the gun away, and the pain pierced the heart but couldn't speak, and the ghost knew if it was broken.
"It hurts, and it's over. Chongtian put the gun on his shoulder, and said with a smile: "Even if it is broken, it will not be tight, the master promises to give you the bones, but when it rains on a cloudy day, it will inevitably be painful and unbearable." ”
With 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in his heart, Ye Yi didn't just want to give him a shot at the moment, but wanted to give him the most cruel punishment in the world, but his imagination was limited, what was the most cruel?
"Do you want to cut it with a thousand knives, or split the corpse of five horses?"
Chongtian seemed to see through his thoughts, and said with a smile: "I don't take the master seriously, at least I want others to think of it, saying that the master is different, such as pouring the master to death with wine, smashing the master to death with money, exhausting the master with beautiful women, scolding the dead master with swear words, how creative, the master is afraid of these things, the wine is rich and wealthy, I can use these things to kill the master, and I guarantee that I will not find you bad luck when I become a ghost." ”
, this crazy talk is like what a normal person says, is it a joke or is it serious, Yang Zijiang and Ye Yi both seriously suspected that Chongtian had a brain disease.
Chongtian paced in front of Yang Zijiang and said, "Brother Yang Shuai, I haven't seen you for a few days, why did you suddenly come to the Hidden Mountain Sect? Oh, by the way, you can't speak, then listen well, whether you give Xiao Nengzi or give it to the master, the hundreds of dollars are all bought and sold, and there was no credit at that time, you took his bear spirit talisman, drank the mixed yuan wine of the master, and made a lot of money, but today I owe you a sum, anyway, you still happened to help Xiao Nengzi and them save the people of the Yinshan faction, and the common sense of repaying people with grace and grace, the master doesn't care about you and me catching the prisoner cow. ”
You Malegobi!
Yang Zijiang wants to cry without tears, what kind of logic is this, my brother has worked hard to walk half of the mountains and rivers, but it has become a bad thing for you, where can I reason? And how does he know that he has rescued the people of the Hidden Mountain Sect?
However, this question was immediately answered by himself.
"Just now you made a fuss to save people, and the master of the gang of disciples and grandsons also knew where they were, but the master couldn't withstand the formation for the time being, and couldn't send them out of the demon domain, and when I saw them, I also heard them call their father and mother, it's too troublesome, and let them save some effort, but unfortunately the master found that there was a prison cow infested, thinking about catching this beast to play, and endured it for a long time, finally you and Xiao Nengzi came, and the master came over to lure the prisoner cow to show up without distraction. ”
Chongtian paced in front of Ye Yi again, and said: "This prisoner cow is a Gurui beast, and his nature is good at music, and the silly boy looks down on the taste of the master and thinks it is cheesy, and the song beast can listen to it, how can you kid not be as good as the beast? ”
Rushing to the sky and nagging, Yang Zijiang finally understood that he had been watching himself save people, and he couldn't help, so he didn't interfere, but there was a question, I'll go to your uncle's, is it fun to play like this?
Did he see it when Qingyunzi ran away, and why didn't he arrest him?
Looking at his flying skills and enchantment techniques, it did exceed Yang Zijiang's expectations, Zhao Quanneng said that his cultivation was only under the spiritual real person, and it didn't seem to be a lie, but why is it so child's play, so underdrawn?
Chongtian suddenly saw the wonderful pen he was holding in his hand, and with a slight force, he pulled it out, and said with a smile: "This thing seems to be a bit famous, or I will open it and study it......"
Yang Zijiang was excited, and the swear words in his heart were surging, and then compressed into a flame and burned in his eyes.
"Yo, what do you mean by handsome guy, can't afford to joke?"
Chongtian smiled slyly: "Don't get excited, you helped the Hidden Mountain Sect, how can you destroy your baby, don't tear it down, huh, handsome guy, don't cry, is it grateful to the Lord or what?"
Yang Zijiang really wanted to cry, he was so angry!
What Ye Yi thought in his heart was: Today's face is too big, this boss has no ability, whether he will follow him in the future or not, it is worth reconsidering......
“...... However, I'm afraid that the handsome guy is young and angry, and if you are not convinced, it will be embarrassing to fight with the master, so the master will keep it for you first, and then return it to you when you are completely convinced, so it is decided!"
Chongtian put the wonderful pen into his arms, with a smile on his face, not a good thing!
Then he looked at the mobile phone that was playing "Love Trading" and said: "The prison cow has not appeared for so long, is it possible that it can't be heard when it runs away?
Swept the two of them, and said: "The master is going to leave for the Xuantian Alliance tomorrow, Wuling Hongguang has no oil, and the spirit machine is out of stock and has no money, I wanted to get a mount to travel, it seems hopeless, Yang Shuai, why don't we discuss, you give another 1000 yuan of oil money, and let you go immediately, a good deal, do you want to do it?"
“......”
Yang Zijiang was completely speechless, this is a typical extortion.
"Well, if you don't speak, I'll take you by default!"
Brother wants to refuse, but brother can't speak?!
Chongtian said to himself, suddenly his body was in the air, like a meteor breaking through the sky, and flew back towards the top of the original stone peak, dancing for a while, Yang Zijiang suddenly had blood in his whole body, and then fell to the ground.
The barrier had been lifted, and Ye Yi also stumbled forward a few steps.
Yang Zijiang was afraid of the climate and looked at him, and his expression was written "him!"
"I ......"
"Shut up!"
Everyone knew that what came out of their mouths must be swear words, so Yang Zijiang held back and said, "Now you and I have no weapons, admit it." ”
"But, boss, this is too embarrassing......"
"I understand, people are in their 50s, we are juniors, and we want to open a little. ”
"Boss, why are your eyes red, don't cry......"
"Cry you... What the hell, there's no such thing, my eyes are dry, and the wind blows!"
"What a coincidence, so am I!"
They comforted each other with a word, but Chongtian shouted from afar: "Two boys, are you angry? Come down if you eliminate the master, wait if you don't eliminate it, otherwise you will really cry if you fight!"
Yang Zijiang patted his forehead and was silent angrily.
Ye Yi rolled his eyes and shouted: "Master Chongtian, how can we be angry with you, you are a fairy grandfather, I know you are joking with us, you come down." ”
Yang Zijiang thought to himself!
Pretend to admit that you're so cheap!?
Chongtian flew like a fat swan, landed in front of the two, carried the demon suppression gun on his shoulder, and said: "The silly boy knows how to understand current affairs, do you think that if you are soft, the master will return the gun to you?"
"That's right, Grandpa Fairy's magic is super godly, are you still afraid of this broken gun?"
"Radical generals, do you think you are serious?" Chongtian smiled and said: "Congratulations, you guessed right, you just don't follow the routine, come on, give it back to you, take it!"
Saying that, he threw the gun over, Ye Yi was actually stunned, he really didn't follow the fucking routine, and it became a problem whether he could catch it or not, until the gun fell on his foot and smashed it, and he suddenly woke up.
Pick it up right away and aim quickly for the sky.
"Think about it!" Chongtian said: "If you don't kill the master, the consequences will be very serious." ”
"Just kidding!"
Ye Yi was stunned, and he didn't know why he suddenly lost the spirit of "terrifying in the future", but said with a smile on his face: "Grandpa Immortal, how dare I shoot, pretend!"
Yang Zijiang finally cried out loud, in his heart!
"Brother Yang Shuai, are you not convinced?" Chongtian stared at Yang Zijiang meaningfully, then took out a wonderful pen and said: "As long as you accept the word, the master will return it to you immediately." ”
"Not convinced!"
There is still backbone, Yang Zijiang replied categorically.
"Oh, it's okay, silly boy......" Chongtian turned to Ye Yi and said, "You subdue him." ”
Ye Yi was stunned, and Yang Zijiang was even more speechless.
Ye Yi thought for a moment and asked, "What is the benefit of really fighting?"