The breeze was blowing, and the afternoon sun was a little harsh.

The blazing temperature made Du Xiao, who was lying on the bed, couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable.

I rubbed my temples, which were a little painful, and finally managed to open my eyelids.

Last night, a rich second-generation birthday in the class, held a party in KTV, I drank too much, and I vaguely remember that there was a girl who confessed to herself......

Who's here?

"Smack!"

A white jade tender palm slapped directly on Du Xiao's face, and Du Xiao knew who this person was even if he hadn't opened his eyes yet.

A soft voice full of anger sounded: "You dead ghost, hurry up and get up and cook for the old lady!" ”

Du Xiao's head was a little swollen, his brows were tightly locked, and he said impatiently: "Du Wanxia, are you sick!" ”

"You're sick! Hurry up and cook for me, it's past two o'clock now, bring it to me when it's ready, I'm going to start the live broadcast. ”

The footsteps also gradually disappeared in Du Xiao's ears.

Du Xiao covered his forehead silently, sighed lowly, and muttered: "It's been twenty-two years, why hasn't a man taken this female goblin yet." ”

"Guy with no conscience, my sister has fed you a handful of and urine since she was a child, and she is already impatient to let you cook a meal, how should you live in the future, ...... "A soft voice came from the living room, and a coquettish posture.

One second it was still a fierce sister image, and the next second it immediately became a monster.

After resting for a while, Du Xiao also got out of bed.

There's no way, now it's just him and his sister left in the house, if he doesn't serve this female goblin well, then next week's living expenses will be gone.

Walking out of the room, after Du Xiao washed up, he opened the refrigerator and found that in addition to a few eggs, there were only noodles left in the refrigerator.

"Sister, the refrigerator is out of food, I'll give it to you below!" Du Xiao shouted into his sister's room.

"Okay, I'm going to have Coke ribs at night!" My sister's voice came from inside the room.

Du Xiaoxiao brought the water to a boil, then ordered the noodles and eggs, and finally threw a few slices of lettuce that remained in the refrigerator.

There are two bowls in total, no more, no less.

Du Xiao went to his sister's bedroom and saw that his sister was already live broadcasting, and the picture on the monitor was the hottest game at the moment - PUBG.

As soon as he put the noodles down, Du Xiao looked up again and found that Du Wanxia's screen was already black.

Apparently, he was shot and killed.

Landing into a box!

Real dish!

Du Xiao complained: "I said, sister, you are still live broadcasting with your technology, how many people can watch it?" Aren't they all zombie fans? ”

"What did you say!"

My sister pouted her mouth high, with a look of displeasure, she opened the live broadcast interface, pointed to the number of people in the room in the upper right corner of the screen, and said triumphantly: "Open your titanium alloy dog eyes and see clearly, more than 3,000 people!" ”

Du Xiao was a little surprised, but he still didn't bother to complain, after all, he had to ask his sister for the living expenses, and if his sister got crazy later, her purse would have to shrink.

It's just that Du Xiao glanced at the barrage on the screen, and his brows couldn't help frowning slightly.

"Little sister, the way you shoot is so beautiful."

"Does the young lady have a loli costume, the uniform is live, and the rocket is up!"

"Look at the female anchor's good face and come in"

"Brother upstairs, don't run, let's sunset goddess, don't blow or black!"

“……”

The barrage with foul words brushed over, and Du Xiao's face was a little unsightly.

After all, his sister is his only relative, but now that he is being stared at and judged, Du Xiao will feel a little uncomfortable no matter how he is.

No one wants their loved ones to be pointed at by others.

My sister also found that my brother's face was wrong, although she was not dressed in revealing clothes like other female anchors, but her figure was so good, even if it was the most ordinary shirt on her body, it was still very eye-catching.

"Okay, okay, it's okay, sister, kiss you!" My sister leaned over her head and kissed Du Xiao on the face.

"Sister, I don't want to ......"

When Du Xiao was about to say that he didn't want his sister to broadcast live, the mechanical synthesis sound sounded in his mind.

"Ding! The most powerful god system in history has found a host and is in the process of binding, please wait......"

Du Xiao was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look at his sister in surprise.

But I found that my sister was eating noodles and didn't pay attention to him at all.

Who?

Who's talking?

Du Xiao swallowed his saliva, and at this moment, the strange voice appeared again.

"Task release: Live broadcast to help Du Wanxia eat chicken! Completing the mission will reward you with 100 points and a chance to draw a random lottery! Failure of the mission will punish the host Tintin by five centimeters! ”

Du Xiao was stunned again, didn't wake up from last night's wine?

"Zizi Zi ......"

The current directly passed through Du Xiao's body, which made Du Xiao completely sober up.

"What's wrong with you?" Du Wanxia looked at her younger brother's body and trembled, and asked suspiciously.

"No, no......"

Du Xiao wanted to cry and laugh again, he thought of the sentence in his mind just now, if he failed......

Tintin shortened by five centimeters?

Really?!

At this time, it was about Ding Ding, Du Xiao hurriedly said: "Sister, you eat noodles first, I'll help you play." ”

"Don't make excuses for me to play games, hurry up and do all your questions, it's the college entrance examination in a few months, don't mess up my sister, if you are admitted to a key university, my sister will have a big reward!" Du Wanxia wrinkled her nose and sucked the noodles into her mouth.

"Just a handful, I'll just play a handful, anyway, you're eating noodles, and you can't spare your hands to play games." Du Xiao went up with a smile and squeezed his sister away.

"Well, that's it." Du Wanxia also sat on the chair next to her, and then sighed: "Brother, it's not my sister who forced you, look at your grades, it's difficult to even get a bachelor's degree, why is the IQ gap between our sisters and brothers so big, my sister was the provincial champion back then." ”

When Du Xiao heard this, his smile was gone, and his face was expressionless.

"666, goddess or provincial champion? I believed. ”

"Shocked! The provincial champion was reduced to being a female anchor! ”

"I really didn't expect this wave of operations."

“……”

The audience in the live broadcast room all held their stomachs and laughed.

"Hmph, don't you believe him!" Du Wanxia snorted.

Du Xiao is still expressionless, my sister is a senior this year, studying at the Modu Drama Academy, because she can't find an internship job, so she comes to be a female game anchor.

Du Xiao clearly remembers that when her sister ran back from the magic capital, the excuse was that she couldn't find an internship job, failed the interview, and so on...... But Du Xiao understands very well that it is not that he can't find a job, but one word: lazy!

Otherwise, with Du Wanxia's convex and backward devilish figure and angel face, which company is blind and doesn't want her?

Click in a single row, and then prepare for a minute at the "Quality Plaza" on the birth island, and then the game begins.

"Quick, jump to the airport, this is an airport route, and the resources in it are fattening!" Du Wanxia saw the route on the map, and there were noodles in her mouth, and urged vaguely.

Du Xiao looked at Du Wanxia like a fool, how did he not know that Du Wanxia wanted to trap him?

The airport is indeed very fat and has a lot of resources, but in the same way, there are more people jumping here, and when you land, you have to start the fierce battle mode directly, and if you are not careful, you have to prepare for parachuting again.

However, Du Xiao straightened his waist and said proudly: "I'm sorry, with your fish pond, whoever dares to get off the airport, I will make whoever becomes a wooden box!" ”

(Newcomers, new books, ask for tickets, ask for rewards, ask for everything!!) Boom!! ）