Chapter 143: Strange Things and the Tao Te Ching

Su He tiptoed out of the room, and then took a deep breath, Damn, Luo Jing will definitely pinch her face again if she wakes up again, this woman, why don't you know what it means to be intimate with men and women.

"Uh-huh!" Luo Jing suddenly coughed dryly, and then Su He, who was standing at the door, was clever.

He turned around and looked at Luo Jing's long wavy hair scattered on the bed, she was holding her pillow, her white skin was exposed, and she also looked at Su He charmingly: "Xiao Hehe, why are you so careful?" Afraid that my sister will eat you? ”

"It's not Sister Jing, I'm afraid of arguing with you, so I'm ......"

"So what? When you grow up, you're alienated from Sister Jing, aren't you? Tsk, Sister Jing saw Xiao He on the game bed last night, Xiao Xiaohe was much older than when she was a child...... Giggle......"

Burst!

Su He directly covered his pants, and then rushed out of the room as if he were running away.

"Ahh Suga let out a loud shout, then turned on the rain and rinsed it with cold water a few times.

After taking a shower, Su He glanced at himself in the mirror and calmed down a lot, before picking up the glass of water and starting to brush his teeth.

With a crisp click, Su He's whole person was startled, and then looked at the broken glasses scattered on the sink.

Su He was stunned, why did this glass suddenly break?

At this time, Su He suddenly saw blue lines on his chest through the mirror, and then suddenly disappeared, without any feeling.

"It's weird......" Su He tilted his head, and then went to get Feng Lingxue's porcelain tooth cup, but when he took it, Su He deliberately took care of it, and picked it up gently, as if it was just next to the cup.

This time the cup was fine, Su He couldn't help but wonder, and then planned to fetch water......

Click!

The porcelain cup was instantly crushed by Su He and scattered in the sink.

Su He took a few steps back, and then looked at the glass and porcelain tiles on the sink in surprise, what was wrong?

Why did it shatter all of a sudden?

Su He raised his head and looked at his palm, there was no change, he turned around and looked around, and then slowly reached for the place of the toilet......

The texture is porcelain to the touch, but when Su He exerts a slight force, there is a click~

The toilet instantly cracked a crack, and the stagnant water inside flowed out quickly......

"Ahh Su He exclaimed, what the hell is going on?

Bang bang bang~

"Xiao Hehe, what the hell is your name? Have you finished washing? My sister is also going to take a bath, if you don't come out, my sister will go in......" Luo Jing stood at the door of the bathroom and knocked on the door with a smile.

Su He glanced at the toilet, then was at a loss, quickly cleaned up the glass and porcelain, and then hurriedly rushed out of the bathroom.

The toilet bowl was only cracked and not broken, so it didn't look like anything, but Su He felt that the power in his hand was very obvious...... It seems to have strengthened the fingers for a moment......

Luo Jing glanced at Su He, who was rushing out, strangely and muttered, "Could it be that I am flirting too much?" That's not right...... This kid shouldn't be so thin-skinned......"

Luo Jing shook her head, and then walked into the bathroom.

When she finished washing, she couldn't help but scream how the toilet was broken, but Su He sat on the chair in the dining room and frowned.

Feng Lingxue was still wearing an apron, a ball-headed, a black T-shirt, and black jeans, she made breakfast, and then looked at Luo Jing who came over and said, "What are you doing when you go out during the day and come back at night every day?" ”

Luo Jing was wearing a pink tight-fitting sportswear, looking sexy and plump, a standard royal sister, she slowly sat next to Su He, and first teased Su He's chin with her hand before saying: "Looking for a job, most of the schools in Tianming City have been searched, either the salary is not suitable, or the environment is not suitable for me." ”

Feng Lingxue came over with three glasses of milk, and it seemed that it was commonplace for Luo Jing to tease Su He, so Quan Dang didn't see it, she put the milk on the table and smiled: "I think it's good that you just lack a man to marry, speaking of which, wasn't your boyfriend very good last time?" Why did you just talk for two months and then separate? ”

Luo Jing didn't pay attention to Feng Lingxue, but looked at Su He who was in a daze and said, "Hey, Xiao Hehe, isn't my sister just joking with you?" Is that so? By the way, how did the toilet break? ”

"Broken toilet?" Feng Lingxue was also curious, how could this thing break?

This breakfast, Su He ate tastelessly, and he was very careful when taking things, because Su He was afraid that he would crush things, this matter was too weird......

"That's right, it's all cracked, it's you who should be looking for a boyfriend, right, how to fix this toilet now?" Luo Jing took a short cup and took a sip.

Feng Lingxue sat down and glared at Luo Jing, then stared at the two mountains on Luo Jing's chest and hummed: "If you still drink milk, you are about to become a cow." ”

Burst!

Burst!

"Feng Lingxue, you are jealous! Chiguoguo's jealousy! You're not small, why do you always talk about my breasts? ”

"Who made you a cow?"

"You're a little cow, aren't you?"

"I'm in standard size, you're overnourished."

"Tsk, it's the first time I've heard someone write their own breasts so fresh and refined."

"You should find a man to clean you up, it's so big and it's a wave all day long."

"I dare to admit that I am a wave, do you dare? I like it, I do... Hum ......"

"Hmph, if you're really a wave, why don't you stay at Huagui High School? You go with Liu Ganglang. ”

Even if Su He is in a daze, he has squirted, can you two be serious, auntie? People are still panicking here!

Luo Jing took out a tissue and wiped her mouth while looking at Feng Lingxue and said with a smile: "Do you know the Lao Tzu of the Five Great Sages of Yanxia?" ”

As a high school teacher, how could Feng Lingxue not know Lao Tzu, one of the five great sages in the hot summer?

But before she could speak, Luo Jing preemptively said: "Then do you know why Lao Tzu wrote the Tao Te Ching?" ”

"That's because...... Father! Willing! ”

Burst......! #-#!

The porridge in Suga's mouth squirted out......

"You two are talking about cross talk? Can you establish a good teaching style in front of me? Su He was stunned, these two sang and harmonized, they were simply cross talk actors.

"Gurgle... Xiao He He has an opinion, hurry up to eat, and there will be an interview later. ”

“……”

Today, Su He was in a daze, because no matter what he takes, he has to be careful, and chatting with Yan Keer and Su He at the same table also caused Su He to have no intention of answering, which made Yan Keer a little confused.

When Luo Jing got home from school, Luo Jing had disappeared, and Su He locked himself in the room, and then slowly took out a triangle that he had stolen from school, well, a piece of triangle iron on his stool.

He took a deep breath and looked at the angle iron in his hand, and broke his hands hard......

[Note: There will be no too exaggerated things and plots, and a reasonable explanation will be given in the future for the protagonist's strength.] 】