“… I feel like I've lost all my lessons today. Jose said with some self-deprecation.

Liu Xiaobao didn't have any sympathy at all, and said, "Otherwise... But you don't have to be frustrated, old fellow, just give you an example of what happened to me, do you think it makes sense to talk to Colome? Stop, if I don't act decisively today, will the madwoman give up her crazy and unrealistic idea? Then I don't know if I'm dead or alive, sir. ”

Liu Xiaobao is still afraid, death is heavier than Mount Tai and lighter than Hongmao, he is afraid of death, and he is even more afraid of dying lighter than Mao.

…

It is not difficult to imagine that the essence of Colome is still relatively pure, if it is a little worse, just give him a secret anesthetic needle, and then throw it into the cage, and then don't be too complicated, put down the net in the middle of the cage, and then put the big mouse into the other end of the cage, and when Liu Xiaobao wakes up, let him cry bitterly and pull the net open directly, everything will be fine...

…

Jose nodded approvingly, with his understanding of Colome, of course that 'older girl' would not have the heart to take the initiative to kill, but there was a high probability that she would unknowingly kill Liu Xiaobao in her own excitement...

After expressing sympathy, Jose shook his head again and said: "You didn't understand what I meant, what I want to express is that I am teaching you this lesson as if I am adding to the snake, you already understand, and it seems redundant for me to tell you again." ”

Liu Xiaobao will be weird when Jose is going to, if he follows this guy's words to show generosity, the next second this old guy specially tailored to him will definitely hit his head, and then a big bag, at least the kind that is swollen for two days.

The old guy said that, obviously he wanted to hear a compliment... Liu Xiaobao, who has been knocked countless times by the small mallet, has long learned to be obedient.

"What a snake to add! If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have thought about it systematically! The form is greater than the content, ah, suddenly I have so much depth, I can say such philosophical words so smoothly! You're pretty good at teaching, old fellow! ”

Jose was very useful, and he couldn't say anything: "It's quite philosophical, it's very good to teach..."

José's inner narration at this time is that it would be nice to have a teacher like this when I was younger...

Memories between words always inadvertently sweep away the intelligent creature who spoke, José's eyes showed remembrance, some things from his youth were remembered, and he thought it was ugly but made it feel funny.

"Speaking of form over content, it reminds me of one thing... Ha, it was the second year that I was arrested in the dungeon, and I don't know who had a big brain, and ordered a Catholic priest, an Orthodox priest, and a Buddhist monk to give me a lecture, as if I wanted to use all kinds of spiritual power to temper me..."

Jose paused for a few seconds, he really wanted to share the story with Liu Xiaobao, but Liu Xiaobao obviously didn't look cold at all, so he couldn't help asking, "Don't you wonder what happened next?" ”

"Curious, it's also a big brain, the real brain hole should be to invite all the wizards and Taoists or something, blowing, playing, singing and dancing are all available!"

Jose smiled and said, "Maybe I would have been tempered without wizards and Taoist priests?" ”

Liu Xiaobao rolled his eyes, "Come on, if you were tempered, you still chat with me?" It must have turned out that those guys were by you! Really, there is no suspense at all and it is said mysteriously, who doesn't have a young age, and what teenager's temper can be so good. ”

“… It's boring to talk like that. ”

"Well, what is the end result?"

"As soon as the Catholic priest and the Orthodox priest met, they pinched each other, where could they still care about educating me, but the monk really read the scriptures to me for a while, and I fell asleep when I was fierce... When I woke up, the monk asked me if I would like to become a Buddha and defeat Buddha Yunyun, and if I wanted, he would help me get out of the dungeon, on the condition that I would help him recover after I went out. ”

"Then the monk is of Indian descent? The God of War Buddha became a Buddha by killing, so the condition he mentioned was still logical, which was a bit interesting, and then what? ”

Liu Xiaobao became interested, and Jose also spoke more interested, "Descendants of Indians? Probably... Anyway, if he had changed his conditions, I would have believed him, but there is really no one to return to the country..."

"It's quite wishful thinking, if you weren't so unaware, Ah San might still be the third in the world?"

"Who knows, maybe the first in the world? Anyway, I was so angry that I trampled him into a cake with one kick and sent him to his Elysium, otherwise he might not have been tortured by the soldiers who had been listening... Am I merciful? ”

"It's really compassionate, as if you want a person's life to win a seventh-level floating slaughter."

Liu Xiaobao saw that Jose's 'face was not good', and immediately added, "Okay, even if you win the seventh-level floating slaughter, then what is your motive, why are you so cruel to step on a cake, although you may not have accepted biochemical transformation when you were young, but a small toe is enough to kick him to death?" ”

"I can accept the empty glove white wolf treating me as a fool, but the premise is that you don't be a fool!"

"It's quite stupid, you're glad you didn't listen to him, otherwise you'd have been beaten all over the place."

"Then I don't know, the truth is that I was beaten up after killing him and the two priests who were arguing endlessly, and the strongest machine in the Russian Federation at that time almost killed me in a mecha... Look at this scar on the edge of my corner, it was really a bag here at the time, and then the inflammation was full of pus, and I squeezed it with my own mechanical arm, but it was a memento, but I was told to choose again and I would still kill those three guys. ”

"That's it, even if I get beaten, I'll do it, first cool and then talk, if I get beaten and then if I get beaten, I will give you a thumbs up."

"Yes, it's really cool to think about, but I feel like I'm quite stupid at the time, and if I don't be impulsive, I won't be beaten, how good it is to be calm, let them say that I will die as long as I don't listen, alas, the price of impulsiveness is full of bags, just like you, the result of impulsiveness is to be trapped in this damn cage like us guys."

"Don't be hypocritical if I'm upright, why don't you just take this out and say it's interesting..."

"Okay, I'm pretty pretentious, but allow me to be hypocritical again... If you could choose again, would you still choose to help us? ”

Jose's question was indeed quite hypocritical, Liu Xiaobao didn't want to be as hypocritical as it, so he replied to Jose in a more straightforward style.

"I didn't think about it, and I didn't want to think about it, because that was in the past. But I think that if I encounter something that I think I have to do in the future, I will still do it even if I am destined to have a full head. ”

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