On August 5, 2030, Monday, the 7th day of the lunar calendar, the weather was fine. On this day, Ye Bai was dumped by Zhao Wenqian, who had been in love for a year, and pulled his two best friends to take the two-pot head that came from eating the overlord meal, and sat in Lixiang Park outside Shenhua University to drink.

After getting drunk, Ye Bai stripped off his clothes again, facing the moon and the lake, and recited Li Bai's poems aloud:

Whoever forsakes me will not remain in the day of yesterday;

Those who disturb my heart will have many troubles today.

……

Draw the knife and cut off the water, the water is more flowing, and the glass is more sorrowful.

Life is not satisfactory in the world, and the Ming Dynasty spreads flat boats!

~

This time, Hua Qianyu did not carry out 'domestic violence' against him, because she had already drunk on the grass with Cheng Cheng.

The owner of the barbecue restaurant, who had been looking for more than two hours, heard the sound and came with a kitchen knife in his hand.

Seeing Ye Bai right with his back to him, reciting poems in his mouth, his bare feet were still shaking from side to side, and he couldn't help but scold: "Damn, I've seen someone who recited poems and shook his head, but I haven't seen anyone shaking his ass!" It's really corrupt, I will get rid of you scum for the party and the country! ”

As he spoke, he quietly touched it with a kitchen knife.

But at this moment, a red light suddenly ignited in the dark sky, and the sky above his head was torn open three openings, and three fireballs fell down, just smashing into Lixiang Park, one fell into the lychee forest in front of him, one fell into the lake in front of Ye Bai's eyes, and one smashed into the head of the barbecue restaurant owner behind him.

The scorching heat directly melted the barbecue restaurant owner and his kitchen knife into a pool of thick water, ending his dream of contributing to the party and the country.

If there is the best way to sober up, it must be frightened, when he saw a giant crocodile crawling out of the lake in front of him that was five meters high and 50 meters long, the remaining alcohol in Ye Bai's body turned into cold sweat on his forehead and flowed out, and he instantly sobered up.

He wanted to escape, but when he turned around, he found that a three-eyed white wolf was standing behind him, the size of two Dongfeng trucks, and in the lychee forest in the distance, there was a four-eyed King Kong who was irritable, and his upright body trampled the lychee tree under his feet.

Four-eyed crocodile, three-eyed white wolf, four-eyed King Kong, these are all wild monsters that will exist in the divine domain, and the wild monsters in the divine domain are divided by the number of eyes, the more eyes, the higher the level, and the four eyes have been counted as a very powerful existence.

What puzzled Ye Bai was, how could these wild monsters in the game appear in the real world?

"It must be drunk, it must be drunk!"

Ye Bai slapped himself twice, he had never been so eager to get drunk as he was at this moment, but he was very sober, and the more he fanned himself, the more sober he became.

The three-eyed white wolf glanced at him with contempt and slapped it with one claw, intending to smash him to pieces.

Ye Bai immediately took a deep breath, bent his legs slightly, and used all his strength to achieve the most perfect jump in his life.

However, it didn't work, he still couldn't jump out of the ball of the three-eyed white wolf, and happened to be hooked by one of the three-eyed white wolf's toenails.

With a slight pick, Ye Bai flew into the sky, and the three-eyed white wolf raised his head and opened his mouth, waiting for Ye Bai to fall by himself.

At the time when Ye Bai was thrown up, the time of his entire world slowed down, and he thought of many things, such as: Am I going to die? I'm going to die! But I'm so handsome, so young, I haven't married a wife yet, I haven't **! What should I do if I die Xiaoqian, I haven't found a good family for her yet, what if she is blind and marries a scumbag and is bullied? it! Why am I not wearing clothes, how undignified it is to die like this......

Do you know the word "desperate life", and have you experienced what it is like to be in a desperate situation?

It's like when you are afraid of the darkness and you are in the dark, but suddenly a light is cast in the eastern sky, and suddenly your whole century is illuminated!

Before tonight, Ye Bai never thought that he would be attacked by wild monsters in the game world in the real world, and he never thought that in such an absurd situation like a Hollywood plot, there would really be a hero to save him.

At this time, at five o'clock in the morning, the sky had already lit up with a touch of fish belly white, and a green dragon flew out of it, and its whole body exuded a glowing light, which was coming in an instant.

And at the head of the dragon, there stood a man wearing a red cloak and a red cloak on his head.

"Evil animal, Hugh is presumptuous!"

The cloak shouted, and the green dragon came, and then the green dragon swung its tail and slapped the three-eyed white wolf twenty meters away.

Ye Bai was thrown up again, and was immediately caught by the cloaked man again, and placed safely on the lawn.

The man in the cloak glanced at Ye Bai, was suddenly startled, and asked, "Are young people so open now, and the little brother still has to show off?" ”

"It was a pure accident that made the hero laugh." Ye Bai covered his crotch with both hands and looked embarrassed, then looked at the cloak on the man, and asked, "I wonder if the hero can lend me the cloak first, so that I can cover my shame?" ”

"This ......" cape man was a little embarrassed.

"Good! Readily! Ye Bai was willing to give him a chance to refuse, and took advantage of his unpreparedness to snatch the cloak and wrap it around himself.

Cloak Man: "......"

snatched the cloak of the cloak man, Ye Bai saw the true face of the man in front of him, and found that he was a rare beautiful man, with muscles like snow, Yan Ruyu, appearance than Pan An, and God like Song Yu, if it weren't for the gods, it would be the reincarnation of an elf! I gasped in amazement.

thinks that he Ye Bai can be regarded as a beautiful man, or the kind of protagonist level in comics, he has never been afraid of anyone in terms of appearance.

But the appearance of this man immediately aroused the comparison mechanism in his heart.

He made a hairstyle with saliva, looked at the man in front of him seriously, and compared:

than temperament, he is completely defeated;

than handsome, he is completely defeated;

than mature...... it!

The man in the cloak had no time to pay attention to Ye Bai's frustrated gaze, and faced the three-headed giant beast alone, without the slightest fear.

The three-headed beast also clearly felt the threat from the man, and as if facing a great enemy, they united to fight him together.

The four-eyed King Kong slammed the earth, and the entire ground immediately fell apart, collapsed and collapsed;

The four-eyed crocodile opened its bloody mouth, creating a powerful suction force that sucked everything around it into it like a tornado;

The three-eyed white wolf is a little weak, and he has no skills, so don't mention it!

(Three-eyed white wolf's inner monologue: I've been ignored like this, so what's the point of my appearance?) ）

The man in the cloak raised his eyebrows slightly, and said with a little surprise: "Yo! You can manipulate the forces of nature, but you've met your ancestors! ”

After speaking, he suddenly rose to the sky, stood on top of the dragon's head, sealed his hands, and read in his mouth: "The Five Elements of Heavenly Fortune - White Tiger Drives Gold!" ”

On the grass to the west, a radiant white circle suddenly appeared out of thin air, and a lifelike and majestic white tiger rushed out of it.

Then, the man in the cloak pointed at the direction of the north and read: "The Five Elements of Heavenly Fortune - Xuanwu Drives Water!" ”

The wind and clouds on the lake in the north were surging, and the lake surface was turbulent, forming a black magic circle, and a majestic Xuanwu floated out from it, and with a low roar, the heavens and the earth shook.

The white tiger fought against King Kong, and the Xuanwu fought against the crocodile, and in an instant, the sand flew away and the stones were gone, the mountains shook, and the lake hung upside down.

Ye Bai was so frightened that he ran back to the hillside, shook the two people who were lying on the ground drunk, and shouted: "Hurry up, if you don't die, you will be gone!" ”