Paragraph 83 Pirate War
165 A bear child like Nobita
On the birthday of the bear child, he received a gift called the social boss cat.
How many bears?
Not good at sports, not good at general knowledge, low strength, falling on the ground when walking, bad luck, often losing everything, often being bullied by other children, glass heart............
This is simply a remake of Nobita.
The little boy's name is Chaolu Guanghui, he is in the third grade of Longgong Elementary School, and he has a favorite girl in the class, and the girl studies better than him......
The more Walker thought about it, the more wrong it became, did I get into the plot of Doraemon?
Chaolu Guanghui is highly short-sighted, the thickness of his glasses is comparable to that of a beer bottle cap, his glasses have to be taken off, except for light, he can't see anything at all, which is not bad, the worst thing is that he can't swim, he is a complete landlubber!
Living in the sea and not being able to swim, Walker swears that this is the most speechless thing he has ever seen, how can he live under the sea if he can't swim?
Boats dive to the bottom of the sea like submarines, and this is how people live in this world, but there are some exceptions, and people have created all kinds of living cheeks and nostrils in order to be more comfortable with life under the sea.
People travel under the sea, unlike humans in the outside world who use equipment such as diving suits and oxygen cylinders, but directly put on a fishtail suit on the lower half of the body, pretending to be a mermaid.
"Will you fight, big guy?" Chaolu Guanghui pushed his glasses, and the light reflected from the glasses stimulated Walker's glasses, even if he was currently a robot cat, he couldn't stand the light of this light, and he just wanted to protect his glasses with his hands, when he heard Chaolu Guanghui's angry complaint.
The bear kid didn't make a good impression on Walker.
He was lean, his bones were astonishing, as if the wind was blowing, and with his fists clenched, he could see bulging veins and green tendons, and his body looked obviously malnourished.
"Social boss cat, my son will be handed over to you, you are not a service robot, I don't have high requirements, just let him be happy." The middle-aged man in the pirate hat patted Walker on the shoulder and said like a bell.
"Yang Fan, set sail, goal, Huijiapu." The helmsman shouted, and all the pirates screamed excitedly as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and the ship was very fast, and the wind carried it straight into the distance.
"Radiance, do you know the Scarlet Land?" Walker sat on the deck and asked the morning dew on the side.
"You teach me a lesson to that kid, he's always bullying me." As he spoke, he lay in Walker's arms and cried, and then he sobbed, "If you help me, I'll tell you where that magical red earth is." ”
Bear child, glass heart, whoever has such a child will work twice as hard.
Depressed, Walker shook his body and hit the edge of the boat, almost falling into the sea, and just as he tried to get up, he saw that the whole ship began to tilt badly.
Boom!
The sound of collision was heard, and Walker flew off the ship on tiptoe, and he flew in mid-air, and he saw another pirate ship desperately ramming the ship.
166 Sociology of Pirates
The ship was more than 300 meters long, twice the size of this one, and there were more than two dozen gun doors on the hull, each with a hole diameter of half a meter.
Bang bang bang......
All the cannons fired at the same time, and the black cannonballs exploded instantly, emitting three golden rays of light that pierced the pirate ship on Walker's side.
One cannonball has three golden rays, and more than 20 shells are more than sixty golden rays, but the opponent's firepower is not fired once, but six times.
Nearly four hundred golden rays of light ruthlessly hit the pirate ship here, at first, Walker didn't know the role of the golden light, but the next moment, he understood.
When the beams of light swooped down on the deck like locusts, the deck was blazing.
"Firefighting! Fast! A sailor pressed a switch at a certain location on the deck, and a dozen firefighting, racing-like robots sprayed water from their bodies to extinguish the flames on the deck.
The enemy was menacing, naturally did not give them a chance to extinguish the fire, more than 20 cannon doors fired more than a dozen cannons at the same time, the sailor in the red heart beach pants was furious, he kicked a few flying kicks, kicked a cannonball, and finally jumped hard, reaching the enemy's airspace.
"Die!" He stretched out his right leg and let his body fall downward, and his leg slammed into the edge of the boat, breaking it violently.
Bang bang bang!
The enemy ignored his presence and continued shelling.
"Give you face, back!" Walker suddenly flashes into the enemy's mid-air.
"Since you want to die, fulfill you, you will be killed, and you will be defeated!"
Dozens of humanoid circles of light flew out of Walker's body and smashed into the broken enemy ship.
Rumble......
Click......
Collapse!
The enemy's ship was smashed into powder by Walker's move, and the sailor in the red-hearted beach pants was stunned, and immediately gave Walker a thumbs up: "Big guy cat, you deserve to be a social boss, happy, haha." ”
Turning, the sailor in the beach pants of Red Hearts gulped, and a large amount of seawater burrowed into his mouth, and then he sprayed at the pirate ship that was caught in the fire, and the sea water poured down from his mouth, extinguishing the fire.
The fire was put out in time, and the people on the deck fled in time, without causing casualties, and the battle was over, Walker was unbelievable.
A world where robots can be created, obviously with high-tech means, but why do pirates drive wooden ships, this is not the seventeenth century.
Back on deck, the pirates held a celebration party, holding draft beer, gulping on it, and listening to the sailor in the red beach pants tout how Walker was so good that he couldn't find his way.
This sailor is of good character and does not steal credit.
In the human society of the pear bucket world, Western scholars have long studied the Age of Navigation in the 17th century, and through a series of research, they found that most of the pirates have customized a set of laws for pirates in order to get along better.
The role of this set of laws is mainly to check and balance people's ambiguity in the division of merit and spoils.
What's even more interesting is that the world's earliest sociology of fairness originated from pirates who liked to burn and loot.
The final conclusion of scholars is that the reason why pirates were able to run amok in the seventeenth century and openly rob various national merchant ships and military ships was because they were very united, united like a big family, and the spirit of pirates who sacrificed their lives for their friends and stuck a knife in both sides made the national government at that time very jealous.
Therefore, the sociology of pirates has become an introductory discipline in human sociology.
"The sociology of pirates is really interesting stuff." Walker lay on the recliner and read the Pirate Daily, which recorded a lot of pirate knowledge, including pirate science in the pear bucket world.
"It seems that the people of this world have some communication with the world of Pear Dou, yes, if you find an opportunity to pull some pirate forces, then deal with the Shadow Envoy Clan......" Walker began to play his wishful thinking again, the sailor in the red beach pants was drunk, he staggered to Walker's hand with a draft beer: "Come on...... Social Bosses...... Drink, I Mao Santuo will salute you with a bucket. ”
A barrel?
Walker put down the Pirate Daily and looked at it, sure enough, the wine barrel in his hand was half a person high, Mao Santuo scooped up a scoop of wine from the wine barrel and handed it to Walker: "Drink, when you get to the station, there is no time to drink, there is still a battle there." ”
Walker was also polite, took it and drank it all: "What kind of place is Huijiapu?" ”