Extra 19: Counter Bird (2)
Zhang Zhiwen invited the two people who came to him home, otherwise let these two people wander around and don't know how long they will go.
Zhang Zhiwen asked, "What are you coming to me for?" ”
The two carefully observed Zhang Zhiwen's home, his house is not big, and the interior is very ordinary, the two foreigners were a little surprised, and the male said in English: "Is this the savior's home?" Do you think there is a mysterious formation hidden inside the wall? Eh, what is this book? Could it be the legendary Tao Te Ching? ”
Zhang Zhiwen said in Chinese: "That's not a Tao Te Ching, that's "Microeconomics", what are you looking for me for?" ”
The female agent was a little surprised, and she said in broken Chinese: "You understand English?" Didn't the information say that you didn't even score 30 points in the college entrance examination? ”
Zhang Zhiwen: "..."
Can you not expose the old bottom? Can you give me some face?
Zhang Zhiwen has built a bridge between the virtual and the real, so he will also have some mental skills, this skill is simple and crude, as long as he believes that he can, then he can do it, for example, now, he believes that he can understand English, then he can understand.
Zhang Zhiwen asked, "What do you mean by savior?" ”
Could it be that they knew about my previous killing of Yang Dong? How did they know? Is it with satellites? Lao Mei's science and technology are developed!
Zhang Zhiwen secretly snickered, but the female agent said: "Oh, that, it's actually our prophet who said it, originally we didn't believe it, but after encountering these today, we suddenly woke up, you must be a cultivator of the legendary Z country, a cultivator, our Aegis Alliance needs you!" ”
Zhang Zhiwen pursed his lips, and he asked, "Where did you hear that term?" ”
The female agent said excitedly: "The Story of Ordinary People Becoming Immortals Through Exercise, this is this book, and the cultivators written in this book refer to you, right?" ”
Zhang Zhiwen: ???
What's that? Which book is this? Why haven't I heard of it?
The male agent couldn't understand what the two were talking about, he stroked the wooden coffee table and said in English: "This must be an immortal weapon, cultivators are like this, it looks ordinary, but in fact it contains infinite power, a chess piece, a teacup can burst out with infinite power!" ”
Zhang Zhiwen: "..."
He kind of understood, these are two foreigners who were affected by the cultivation of immortals in country Z, and he used to see the news that there were foreigners who didn't believe it because they had quit drug addiction, but now he believes it.
Zhang Zhiwen patted the table: "Thank you, tell me what are you looking for me for?" It's almost half a chapter in ink. ”
The female agent was a little confused, but she still stated the purpose of the trip, she said: "The earth is about to be destroyed!" The Great Prophet asked us to come here to you, and he said you can save the earth! So we hope you will join S.H.I.E.L.D. and help our heroes fight the apocalypse together. ”
Zhang Zhiwen sneered: "Don't think that I don't know you if I pinch S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers together, just you..."
Wei Shu suddenly said: "What she said is true, country M really has this organization. ”
Zhang Zhiwen immediately changed his words: "Far away is a guest, far away is a guest, come and come, taste our country's tea." ”
Zhang Zhiwen got up to boil water, and then carefully asked Wei Shu, "What's the situation?" Why is there such an organization on Earth? Isn't Earth an ordinary planet that is peaceful, calm, and has no superpowers? ”
The two agents couldn't see Wei getting them, and once Zhang Zhiwen communicated with his spirit, they couldn't hear it.
So when Zhang Zhiwen got up, the male agent was very nervous, and he asked the female agent, "What is he going to do?" ”
The female agent said, "Kick! He's going to make us tea. ”
The male agent was particularly surprised: "Could it be the legendary 'Enlightenment Kick'?" ”
Zhang Zhiwen turned around: "Enlightenment tea, enlightenment tea, don't mix it indiscriminately, if you don't know, you think you're going to kick you!" ”
Then he turned around and communicated with Wei Shu with his spirit: "What should I do?" Should I trust them? Should I join their organization? Should I protect the planet? ”
Wei Shu said, "You look like you're looking forward to it. ”
"Ahem!" Zhang Zhiwen coughed a few times, and then he asked the female agent, "By the way, who is that prophet you are talking about?" Is it reliable? ”
The female agent said: "Don't worry, he is a master with a very deep cultivation mind, he has practiced Taoism in country Z, yoga in country Y, and is also proficient in Buddhism, and he is a very powerful spiritual master." ”
When I heard the word "spirit", Zhang Zhiwen understood, I definitely don't believe what Taoism and magic you are talking to me, but when it comes to the word spirit, that's basically right, because no matter what Taoism magic spells you have, they are inseparable from spirit.
Wei Shu said: "To answer your question just now, this earth is not as ordinary as you imagined, because you used to be an ordinary person, so you can only see ordinary things, but when you are no longer an ordinary person, then you will naturally be involved in extraordinary things." ”
Zhang Zhiwen nodded: "I understand." ”
He planned to follow the two agents to country M, but before he went, he wanted to emphasize one thing, he said: "I'm about to start school, if I go for a long time, you have to make up excuses for me, I don't want to give up this ordinary person's identity." ”
Zhang Zhiwen knew that his future was still far away, and he also planned to leave Earth, but before that, he would not leave until his parents had taken care of him and fulfilled all his obligations.
The female agent said, "No, Climb Buluo! ”
The strange speech is very different from Zhang Zhiwen's English.
Zhang Zhiwen said goodbye to his parents, persuaded his parents under the pretext of going to country M as an exchange student, and went to country M under the official notice of the school.
On the way to country M, he also met a person, a man from country Z with black hair and black eyes, who had a good aura and very sharp eyes.
He said to Zhang Zhiwen: "My name is Chen Hao, I am ordered to protect you, and I hope you can cooperate with me in my work." ”
This person's tone was not good, which made Zhang Zhiwen frown frequently, and Wei Shu said: "This person has just returned from Southeast Asia, and his mission has failed, and the target of his protection has been killed, so he is in a very bad mood." ”
Zhang Zhiwen was particularly surprised, do you even know this kind of thing?
"And the destruction of the earth?" Zhang Zhiwen asked.
Wei Shu replied: "My spiritual power is attached to every creature in the world, and I know the situation inside the circle well, but I don't know about the situation outside the earth, so let's deal with it a little after a few decades." ”
Zhang Zhiwen is a little difficult to understand, how decades is like dozens of minutes for you.
Zhang Zhiwen tentatively asked Chen Hao: "Have you always taken on this kind of protective mission?" ”
Chen Hao said: "I only took it recently, I used to be a killer, and then I transformed into a bodyguard, I thought I could do it, but I didn't expect it to be quite difficult, I really underestimated those bodyguards before, and it was much more difficult to protect than to destroy." ”
Zhang Zhiwen asked tentatively: "How many times have you received protection tasks?" What is the success rate? ”
Chen Hao raised his head: "If you really want to know, I'll tell you, I have received seven protection missions, and the success rate is 0%. ”
Zhang Zhiwen: "..."
Doesn't that mean that all the people you've protected are hanging, hey, what's the situation? Why send such people to protect me, am I not the savior? Shouldn't you send a bodyguard with a 100% success rate?