Chapter 2 Life-Saving Food?
Wang Zhe sat on the throne, in front of him was a big long garden table, on which the delicacies slowly turned in front of Wang Zhe's eyes through the automatic whirlwind device, which can be imagined to be similar to the device of rotary sushi.
"Xiao Long Bao, Barbecued Pork Bun, Custard Sesame Bean Paste Bun, Big Meat Bun, Vegetable Bun, Soup Bun......"
"Goo dong, goo dong", Wang Zhe swallowed his saliva fiercely, everything looked delicious!
Wang Zhe knew that he was dreaming, but now his mind was only full of the thought of eating:
A mutton skewer in the left hand, the mutton is red in color, spicy and fragrant, oily, not greasy or fatty, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, the meat is delicious and has a unique flavor. Delicious!
On the right hand, a meat sandwich bun, bacon meat, white Ji bun. The meat sandwich bun is combined with bacon meat and white Ji bun as a whole, complementing each other and bringing their respective tastes to the extreme. The steamed meat is crispy, fat but not greasy, and the aftertaste is endless. Delicious!
This xiao long bao is also super delicious! Oh oh oh, this crab shell yellow, it's also very good!
Wang Zhe opened his bow left and right, and ate happily.
"Whew", "Eat so well!" Wang Zhe touched his round belly, and looked satisfied afterwards.
Can this dream never end?
Let me live in my dreams forever!
God, please!
Unfortunately, the wish was not fulfilled.
Wang Zhe watched helplessly as the plates carrying the food disappeared one by one, the dining table also disappeared, and finally the chair under Wang Zhe also disappeared, and his body kept falling down, all the way ...... Always.
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Wang Zhe, who was leaning against the trunk of the big tree, suddenly opened his eyes and woke up hungry.
The hunger of not eating or drinking for a day and a night hit Wang Zhe's stomach and head in waves, and his stomach "growled", and his brain could hardly think about anything other than hunger.
A faint sigh, "Hey"
If only the dream could come true! It's a pity that you always have to wake up from a dream. Wang Zhe was immersed in the pleasure of eating in a dream and the frustration of waking up, and shook his head, he didn't want to daydream
……
"Hiss~ My butt really hurts, I sat on the big tree trunk all day, and it was okay not to move, I didn't feel anything. I rubbed it, and as soon as I climbed down the tree, this butt hurt, and this leg numb hurt when I moved."
Yes, the hunger in his stomach prompted Wang Zhe to climb down the tree without knowing the force value of this crossing world and the safety around him, and began to find something to eat before he was hungry and fainted.
The result of starvation and fainting may be to fall into eternal sleep, Wang Zhe doesn't want to do this
Wang Zhe is concentrating on looking for food, whether there are fruits on the trees, whether there are mushrooms in the grass, whether there are small rabbits, small sparrows and other small animals to catch.
"No", "No", "Still No!" ”
Wang Zhe kicked the pebbles, and he was very irritable under his anxiety.
"Damn, what kind of ghost forest where birds don't, there are no fart resources, and the grass is !! There is no water source, and you can't drink enough. ”
The sun is about to set in the west, and the day is coming to an end soon. After searching for a long time without finding anything, his physical fitness was getting lower and lower in the search, and the feeling of powerlessness coming from his body made Wang Zhe's temper more and more irritable.
He knew very well that if he fainted from hunger in the forest, then the end would only be described by the word death.
Wang Zhe walked more and more quickly, and the things around him were also roughly swept, his eyes suddenly lit up, and a bush was reflected in his pupils, and a pair of reddish-brown beast ears at the top of the bush were exposed, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
There are animals = you can eat meat and start eating.
Quietly, gently, slowly, Wang Zhe tiptoed over, trying not to let the small animals in the bush arouse alarm and escape, otherwise Wang Zhe was not sure that he would be able to catch up.
No, it must not be able to catch up, there is really no extra strength, and the result of the prey escaping is that the only life in the hand slips away.
"I don't know if it's a rabbit or a fox, but if it's a rabbit, the rabbit meat is quite delicious, how does the fox meat taste? I haven't eaten it yet, forget it, whether it's a rabbit or a fox, Uncle Ben will eat it. ”
While Wang Zhe quietly advanced towards the prey, he fantasized about the eighteen cooking methods after catching the prey.
The eagle catches the chicken, the hungry tiger pounces on the food, Wang Zhe pounces on the moment he pounces, Bell Grylls - (survival in the wilderness) Bei Ye, Robinson in "Robinson Crusoe" and other survival fierce people possessed, he is not fighting alone.
Oye, he hit, he succeeded, and the judges gave an impressive score of 10 out of 10!
The prey under him was struggling, and Wang Zhe held it down to prevent the prey from breaking free.
The forelimbs of his prey were waving wildly, and he held them down with both hands. The hind limbs of the prey were kicking indiscriminately, and he pressed his legs against the hind limbs of the prey. The hunger sensation from his body made Wang Zhe not see the appearance of his prey clearly, so he chose the deadliest and softer neck of most animals and gnawed it.
Because I have never made a fire, I don't know if I can use the wood to make fire in the wilderness. So let's eat it raw, anyway, I'm hungry and don't have the strength to make a fire, and I'm afraid that the prey will break free from my control, and the most important thing is to bite to death directly.
Ah woo, the taste is good, tender, and with a hint of milky fragrance.
"55555, don't eat me, I'm not delicious. 5555555, who will save me. ”
Shocked! Where's the little girl's voice?!
Wang Zhe came back to his senses when he heard the sound and looked under him fixedly. I saw that the one who was pressed by himself did have the furry ears I just saw, but it was not the imaginary rabbit or fox.
It's a cute beast-eared little Lori, with fair skin, tender and smooth, like the top white jade tofu, which makes people full of appetite.
Reaching out and wiping the saliva on the side of his mouth, Wang Zhe apologized to Xiao Loli apologetically: "I'm sorry, I'm almost hungry and faint, so I didn't have time to distinguish it clearly." ”
"Well, can you get out of me first?" The beast-eared little Lori said timidly.
"Oh oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Wang Zhe hurriedly apologized, quickly crawled away from the little Lori, and when he stood up, his feet were weak and almost pounced on the little Lori.
It's really a beast.,I want to pounce on little Lori so much.。
Stretched out his hand to pull the little Lori up from the ground, and the soft and boneless white and tender, fleshy and warm little hand was held in his hand, and he couldn't wait to hold it all the time.
Looking at standing in front of him, staring at him with big teary eyes, his two little cute hands clenched into fists and placed them straight on his sides. Wang Zhe thought she was going to beat herself!
"Big bad! Big Bad! Bad apple! Egg ......" A crisp and angry child's voice sounded in the forest.
Well, to be honest, Wang Zhe's estimate of the development of events is far beyond his imagination.
No, my jaw dropped in shock. I thought that Jun had some tricks (turtle school qigong, balala little demon fairy transformation... ), the result is just a strong mouth king.
No, the king with a strong mouth is not counted, the "bad guy, bad guy, big bad guy" turned over and over in his ears, Wang Zhe thought about it and gave him a bronze title of strong mouth.
Wang Zhe's thoughts became unable to concentrate due to hunger, and drifted farther and farther:
My Wang also thought that the fox-eared little Lori was the smartest magician or priest among the orcs, and would give me a big fireball spell, a death finger or something.
As a result, I will only curse over and over again, but I don't know if this world is a demonless world, or if the little guy in front of him has not learned it, and he can't learn it......
Little Lori found that the unkempt man in front of her had no one in her eyes, so she didn't pay attention to her meaning at all, and scolded him for not having any energy at all, making herself feel like she was laughing at herself. Suddenly, he danced his hands and struck at the man like a windmill.
Wang Zhe, who came back to his senses, discovered this move
"Yo roar, the little guy is quite rushed"
Wang Zhe supported the little Lori's head with one hand, so that the two little short hands couldn't hit him at all.
"Okay, okay, didn't I tell you I'm sorry before?"
"I'm sorry to be useful, what else do you need the police for?"
“(⊙o⊙)… Who told you that?" Xiao Loli's sentence is a modern Internet buzzword, which makes Wang Zhe feel very kind, are there police in another world?
"Born in the head"
"Good, little one, stop, I sincerely apologize to you again, I'm super invincible, I'm sorry, plus a lollipop! Don't make a fuss, I'm going to be angry if I make another fuss. Wang Zhe pretended to be angry
"Oh-" a long, reluctant sound
Little Lori really stopped! The little short hand Hot Wheels are not waving.
Wang Zhe passed his hands under Lori's armpits, carried her to the front of him and put her down, touched his head and said, "That's good!" Good boy! ”
No, I'm just bluffing! It really stopped.
It felt like you were playing with me!
Where did I get the lollipops! I'm hungry too, and I want to eat too!
Wang Zhe's mental activities are very rich.
"Now, what about the lollipop you said you would give me?"
Little Lori tilted her head, held her hands in front of her chest, and looked at Wang Zhe with big eyes and said.
"Don't worry, don't worry, I'll look for it" Wang Zhe felt up and down his body, as if he was looking for a lollipop to hide in that pocket, acting very similarly and realistically.
Oops, it's almost impossible to hide! Wang Zhe was sweating profusely!
Little Lori's eyes became more and more suspicious, "You can't lie to me!" Tears slowly accumulated in his eyes, and he was about to cry.
Assi, dream start, start with nothing!
Thirsty, hungry and tired, I finally met a living creature or a Lori, I can't eat and I owe a lollipop, what the hell is the situation!
Coach, I want to delete the number and retrain.
Lori really can only be watched from a distance and can't be blasphemed.,Look at the cute.,It's so troublesome to get the truth.。
I, Wang Zhe, is death,
Died of hunger, thirst, exhaustion
I won't control Lori again!
It smells so good!
"Don't worry, there must be a lollipop, and a lollipop will fall from the sky and fall on your head!" Wang Zhe patted his chest and said.
"Now close your eyes with me and imagine a lollipop falling from the sky on top of your head, the more closely you think about it, the better. The stream flowing slowly in the forest, the wind blows through the trees, and the leaves sizzle. Colored wrapping paper for lollipops...... Imagine imagine, slowly, quietly. ”
"Ah, it hurts", little Lori exhaled in pain.
Wang Zhe opened his eyes, felt the fatigue value of his body, and his hunger suddenly became heavier, and he thought helplessly:
Originally, I wanted to trick Lori into imagination.,It's better to fall asleep with hypnosis.,I slipped away quietly.,There's no way around it.,The lollipop's lie is about to be exposed.。
Wang Zhe helplessly squeezed out a smile, "It didn't work out just now, let's do it again, there must be a lollipop this time." ”
"No, big brother is so powerful, he really has a lollipop!"
Little Lori bent over, took out a lollipop from the ground, held it in her hand and said.
Damn, I've got a big grass, and I really have lollipops?!!!!
Wang Zhe will look at the sky for a while, and look at the ground for a while, this lollipop will not really fall from the sky?!!!!
Thinking of the sweetness of the lollipop, Wang Zhe's mouth overflowed, and his throat kept swallowing the secreted saliva.
Grab a lollipop, tear open the colorful wrapper, ahhh
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On January 3 of the first year of the new century, Wang Zhe met his first hero.