As a believer, what should you do when you see a god you believe in?

Thinking of this, Zhao Haiming subconsciously bowed to the goddess.

Do you think he is prostrating himself to the goddess as a believer?

No!

On the surface, this is the case, but in fact, he just wants to see if this Akuya, as the legendary goddess of water, is wearing panties. After all, in rumors and TV animations, the goddess of water has always given people a feeling of not wearing fat i times, and now, Zhao Haiming wants to see with his own eyes whether Lord Akuya is wearing fat i times in the official figure of the Demon Headquarters!

However, it turns out ......

At this angle, even if you bend down, you can't see it at all.

Unless he chooses to lie on the ground in front of his friends and two clerk girls, but, that is a little too perverted, and it is obviously blaspheming Lord Akuya, this kind of thing, as a firm Akis cultist, Zhao Haiming can't do it at all. Well, even if you want to do it, you have to do it secretly where no one is around, and you can't do it in public, otherwise you won't be able to bear the shame.

Of course!

Should you buy Akuya's figurine?

Nonsense! Of course you have to buy! This is the idol of the Axis!

Just like people who believe in Guan Erye will put a statue of Guan Gong at home, how can there be no statue of the goddess of water in the home of the Aksis cultists?!

On the other hand, Qian Yu, as a companion, is also almost shopping in the store, he is not a house after all, and he doesn't know these cute girls, but he simply thinks that the plastic villains here look very delicate and beautiful.

However, after seeing the price, Qian Yu was speechless...... Are plastic toys so expensive? Which mentally retarded person would buy it?

With all this spare money, it's better to go out and date real girls! As long as the routine is right, by the way, pick an auspicious day of the zodiac such as Tanabata, maybe you will go to second base or even home plate that night!

However, when Qian Yu turned around, he saw his good friend Zhao Haiming putting several boxes containing figurines on the counter, and was taking out his mobile phone to scan the code to pay the bill, with a very unfamiliar and very lewd smile on his face.

"You're sick, these plastic toys are more than a thousand, obviously slaughtering customers, you're crazy!" Qian Yu was shocked.

I also buy such expensive plastic toys, this person is afraid that he is not out of his mind!

And Zhao Haiming replied emotionally: "This is called ...... Love. ”

……

Due to the zero publicity, it was all dependent on passers-by to come in and visit randomly, so there were not many customers in the "House of Paradise" in the first two days, and there were also a large number of passers-by who had no understanding of the house circle, so even fewer were sold.

However, Li Xiaoci didn't feel much about this, and he didn't reflect on whether there was something wrong with his decision-making like a normal capitalist, but when he was bored, he ran to the store by himself, trained the clerk, and licked the figure in the counter by the way. Of course, the figures in the cabinet must be wiped clean, and customers will not be allowed to touch them, so there is no psychological pressure at all when Derpy Mao licks it.

Hey~!

This room of figurines is all hers!

It's her wife!

It's her treasure!

If you think about it, this is simply the realization of the dream of the previous life, is it!

On the other hand, on the Internet, such as the Tieba forum, the first batch of customers who bought figurines have finally started their performances.

After all, if you buy something so expensive, in addition to using it yourself, if you don't take it out and show it off, then what's the point? Don't forget one thing, that is, Lu Xun said that pretending to be forced is everyone's rigid need! No life is complete without pretending!

For example, Zhao Haiming, after returning home, took a photo of Lord Akuya, who was smiling as bright as a Shiba Inu, with his mobile phone, and posted it on the Internet: "It turns out that Lord Goddess is wearing underwear!" You people don't watch the anime and think Akua doesn't wear it, but she actually wears it! ”

Then there was an instant reply from the following:

"Damn, this Akua is so exquisite! The big guy DIY figure himself?! Awesome! ”

"Fart, a goddess with panties is not a real goddess! We in the Church of Axis do not recognize the existence of such a goddess! ”

"I don't know why, looking at Akuya's smile, I feel like my IQ is going down like crazy......"

"This mentally retarded goddess looks so good!"

"I want it so much, but I don't know how to make figures, can the big guy sell one to me?"

This year's figure is limited to hand-made touches, a small number of touches will be sold on the Internet, but the workmanship is generally not good, probably similar to the previous life of dozens of more than a hundred pieces of scenery figurines or copycat imitations, the mouth may be crooked, the fingers may be deformed, the face may be distorted, and even the edge of the painting may be splashed out of a lot of color, anyway, the details can't be seen at all. However, Zhao Haiming's is different, it is definitely the most exquisite handmade figure that many people have seen so far, which makes many people a little shocked.

Is there a big guy who can make a figure of this quality?!

The mentally retarded goddess still has this kind of Douzong powerhouse-level believer?

It's unbelievable!

Then, Zhao Haiming replied triumphantly: "This Akuya is my newly opened 'Paradise House' on the first floor of the headquarters of Station B...... No, it's supposed to be 'Wife's House'! It's the official figure I bought here! This is the official sale of the magic puppet.,Think about it for yourself.,Akuya is the original character of the magic puppet animation.,Is she wearing panties?,Isn't the official figure proof enough?! I'm telling you, this Akua alone cost a thousand Soft Sister Coins! ”

"The official seller of the trough figurines? Is this actually sold by Moyu himself? ”

"A thousand?! Is this a robbery? Why is a plastic villain so expensive? I saw that the self-made figurines sold on the Internet were only seventy or eighty yuan! ”

"Idiot, do you think that homemade figurines are comparable to official boutique figurines? You see how perfect the details are in the photos, even the landlord's straight male photography skills and gentleman's photography angles can be so good-looking, is this what the hell is called a real hand! No, this is not a figure anymore, this is a wife! ”

"But a thousand plastic villains are too expensive, right?"

"I think it's a fool, alas, the dead house is really easy to deceive, and the landlord is afraid that he won't give Akuya a lower intelligence."

"Brother upstairs, let me ask you, your wife is in someone else's hands, do you dare not pay for it?"

"That's right, it's too expensive to buy a wife, if you go to a relationship in the future, you'll understand, that's called real money burning. In contrast, if you buy a thousand yuan and lick it for a lifetime, you have already earned it, okay! I don't think there's anything wrong with the pricing of my wife's house! ”

"But I don't have any moneyQAQ...... I can't save up a small amount of money to buy a wife, QAQ......"

"If you don't have any money, you will go to help! If a boy wears women's clothes, he will make a fortune in such a simple way, why can't someone learn it? ”

In fact, on the night of the opening of Paradise House, posts showing such figures have appeared one after another on the post bar, and it has caused a lot of discussion.

How to say it, there is still a little bit of negative evaluation, after all, the price is high, many people can't afford it or are reluctant, they will take the initiative to sour those who buy figures, and there are only photos at present, and you have to see it in person to know, but Paradise House does not accept online orders at present, and you have to travel thousands of miles to Kyoto to buy, and many people have hundreds of thousands of dollars in travel expenses, which makes you even more unwilling to buy.

However, more people are still jealous.

"Damn, I'm so sour! I want it too! But when I go back and forth to Kyoto, the cost of travel is thousands of yuan! ”

", this dog bought Osaka Dahe and Sophia more than the landlord?! Stop it! I'm not allowed to lick my wife! Take your dirty tongue away from me! ”

Someone downstairs replied: "Big brother, NTR in person, isn't it cool?!" ”

"I'm better than your mother!"

So, on the second and third days, Paradise House came to a lot of Kyoto local dead houses, many of these people may not be able to afford them, just to see their wives, but, even so, it still makes the atmosphere in the whole Paradise House store extremely perverted and extremely weird.

"Damn, I see my Sophia wife! This! This thigh! My tongue is hungry! ”

"Dead fat house, you restrain a little, this is in public...... Huh? I rub! This winter horse is so cute! This ass is simply amazing! ”

"What, there's still the Winter Horse Party here? Winter Horse Primary !! ”

"Get out! Yukina Blue Pond! ”

"Miss clerk, may I ask, I don't buy it, I just want to take it out and lick it...... Ahh Can I just take it out and take a look? ”

Then, the clerks could only smile awkwardly but politely: "...... No. "Nonsense, the figurines in these cabinets can only be licked by the big boss demon alone, if you touch or lick it for other wild men, wouldn't it give the boss to NTR? Then they must have been fired the next day!

Not only that, but some gentlemen squatted on the ground or even lay on the ground with a camera in order to peek at the skirts of some figures, which scared the clerks and sisters enough...... Guest, this is a regular store! Don't do such indecent actions in public, okay!

Are you all perverts?

You're perverts!

Therefore, when the store closed at night, Li Xiaoci came over for a stroll, and saw the two clerks and young ladies slumped on the sofa used to rest in the store with a haggard face, their legs were very unladylike, with a broken expression, and even when Li Xiaoci leaned over and poked the root of their thighs, they didn't react much.

Derpy nodded thoughtfully.

Well, it seems that the wife's family has earned a lot of money today, you two excellent employees, you must make persistent efforts in the future, and you must work hard to squeeze the wallets of the dead house!