Chapter 223: I'll Drive Again, I'll Be a Dog

It's not a sin for a man to spit it out.

After spitting, he will be a new hero.

- Gu Cang felt that if he thought like this, Xiao He would definitely no longer bear it, but kill himself directly!

This is really spitting out your barbecued pork rice.

Because Gu Cang was sitting in the seat behind the driver's seat just now, when he raised his head and vomited, the vomit landed on a complete parabolic trajectory, as for the end point of the fall, well, although it was a little difficult to speak, Gu Cang still had to express his sympathy, for Mr. Driver***.

……

Xiao He's mood is gloomy.

He was also a young man who dreamed of going to the end of the world with a sword and seeing the prosperity of the world.

If you want to be unrestrained, buy a lottery ticket and win the jackpot, you will fantasize, you will YY, you will look forward to it, and you will look forward to the day when God will look at him and throw a shit luck at him, and then soar and no longer be bound by the secular world.

Well, it's the kind of palm that falls from the sky...... Phew, shit luck, the feeling of hitting the head.

But let's just talk about it!

God, don't take it seriously...... Even if it's serious, shit guano is it, what's this hot, sour puddle of stuff? I'm tired...... Barbecued pork rice?

Xiao He shuddered, his body suddenly became upright, and his head was straightened.

A trace of heat is flowing down from the head, this is a liquid, in addition to the liquid, there is also a solid on the head, and if you look through the mirror, you can see that the head is now white, and occasionally there are red pieces of flesh.

Pork barbecued pork?

It seems to be.

And it was still undigested, wrapped in stomach acid, as if it was alive, and the octopus lay on its head like a liquid, and the tentacles of liquid fell from its head, but the main body was silently laughing.

Shit? No, there's a lot of cat......

Xiao He wants to cry without tears.

The point is, now at high speeds, he can't wipe it, otherwise he will get it everywhere, and he can only endure it.

Endure!

Straighten up, endure, by the way, glanced at the rearview mirror with his spare eyes, saw the big star panda called "Cangcang" through the rearview mirror, and found that this thing seemed to feel a lot better after spitting, and was squinting timidly lying on the back seat, the bear's head was little by little, as if humming a song?

That's it, but why do you always feel that the corners of this guy's mouth are hooked, as if he is laughing at something?

Ahhh

Do you need to pay for your life to kill a national treasure?

I'm not going to ask for shit luck again!

You must be a down-to-earth person, work diligently, be a good zoo worker, and never drive again......

……

Gu Cang didn't hum a song.

It's not that I don't want to hum.

It was because he felt the murderous aura, and the murderous aura was coming from the front, which made him shudder, and subconsciously moved his ass and moved to the other side.

As he moved, he looked at Xiao He vigilantly, occasionally blinking.

Mr. Driver, don't be impulsive.

Babies are national treasures.

Still underage.

Starting in three years, the death penalty is the highest......

Think of your wife and children! Although you may not have it now, it doesn't mean that you won't have it in the future, if you really hurt the killer, then it's really gone!

Gu Cang's mind was active, his mouth moved slightly, but he couldn't speak, he could only hold it in his stomach, and he suddenly felt uncomfortable again.

Alas, it's really miserable not to be able to speak, if it's stewed, you can't even explain your last words.

With that in mind, he moved to the other side of the back seat, behind the co-pilot.

There are a lot of debris piled up here, blocking the back, he can only lean up, and finally curl up, lie there, and suddenly feel a lot more at ease.

There was no motion sickness, which was superb.

The car continued to drive, Xiao He vaguely sped up, although Gu Cang didn't look out the window, he could feel it, he drove like this for about half an hour, turned, and after a while, the car stopped.

Gu Cang was shocked.

The two bear paws moved in front of him, and his body shrank more and more round, staring at Xiao He.

Is this guy really trying to kill a panda?

That's too stingy!

Gu Cang was scolding for a while, but he was secretly ready for a first-level battle, planning to give him two blows the moment Xiao He opened the door, and then take the opportunity to escape.

Xiao He over there didn't pay attention to Gu Cang.

After opening the car door, he ran out with a brush, hesitated too quickly, and the vomit that had solidified into a ball on his head flew off his head by inertia, and stood up with his hair, and pulled out a long white line with the broken thread.

It's a long parabolic line that breaks halfway through the flight.

This section of the hair bounces back again, snap! Hit Xiao He in the face.

Xiao He's face suddenly became painful.

Take off your coat, stuff the part of the vomit inside, make a ball, pull off the cover on the saddle, throw it out, take the coat and wipe it inside and out, feel clean, open the window to breathe.

There is a small shop just around the corner.

He didn't throw away the things he dragged out, but after buying something in the small store, he got a few bags back, stuffed them in, washed his hair with mineral water, and after the smell was cleared, he returned to the car and looked at Gu Cang.

Stare at......

Gu Cang shrank again.

Ignoring yourself just now, you probably didn't plan to do it, right?

Smack!

The bag containing the dirty clothes fell in front of Gu Cang.

"Cangcang, smell it, good thing, very good smell." Xiao He smiled and followed the temptation.

Letter? Ghost!

Gu Cang turned his head, stretched out the bear's paw by the way, and pushed the bag to the other side.

Xiao He sighed faintly, closed the car door, and put it back in the driver's seat: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you, alas, I can only say that I am unlucky, I admit it, I will never drive again in the future, really, you must testify to me today......"

Seeing that his tone eased, Gu Cang breathed a sigh of relief, got up and sat down again, leaning back against the back seat, and the debris on his head was extending from behind, which was a little in the way, he stood up and pushed it, pushing this thing to the back.

In the process of doing this, he still stared at Xiao He.

Xiao He's words continued:

“…… Really, you have to testify to me today, I'll drive later, I'm a dog-"

Crash!

The debris was pushed to the back by Gu Cang, and there was a sound of falling.

At the same time, at the moment when Xiao He's voice fell, a voice came from behind:

Woof......

……

Star City Ecological Zoo.

Guardhouse.

Bang bang bang!

Sister Mei knocked a few times outside, and when she saw that the door was not slammed, she walked in directly, and shouted to the security guard on duty in a hurry: "Quick, transfer a video for me, No. 4 outdoor activity field!" About one and a half minutes of time! Hurry up! ”

The security guard was startled and hurriedly adjusted the video.

After a while, I found that Sister Mei led a few pandas to the outdoor activity field, and after they were settled, she answered a phone call and left, and soon after she left, several giant pandas in the field were stacked together like arhats, and one of the smallest stepped on the top and successfully escaped from prison......