The last time I played O was in 2016, just two months after O came out, and it's been exactly two years now...... Now I'm downloading it back in order to write O.,emmmm.,Compared with two years ago,,This game has basically not changed......

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Saturday, December 21.

In the early hours of that morning, Overwatch was released on Steam.

Although the O currently on the shelves is not the official version, and it does not have a ladder system and some maps, it will basically not affect the player's game experience.

Qiuyu University, as a game nerd, Chen Xiaoming also got up early in the morning and bought O.

As early as when he saw the propaganda on station B, he was attracted by O's personality...... This! This ass! These long legs!

Especially the plump and straight arc of the buttocks, it's simply amazing!

The designers of this game are too understanding, right?!

Of course, the character design is actually secondary, and the gameplay is the most important, so before he really enters the game and plays a game, Chen Xiaoming doesn't dare to make a conclusion easily.

By the way, Chen Xiaoming's cousin Chen Guangming has recently been taking the teacher qualification certificate, after all, he is a war hero, a retired sniper, and it is definitely not a big problem to be a primary school physical education teacher, and there will never be a primary school principal who will refuse to retire a well-known figure like a sniper to join his school.

Why aren't you a high school or junior high school physical education teacher?

Nonsense, can high school students and junior high school students compare with cute elementary school students, every lolita with a clear brain will choose to be a teacher in elementary school without hesitation! How good it is to be able to control and care for the growth of the flowers of the motherland in advance!

Straight to the point.

Once you've downloaded it on Steam......

It didn't take long for Overwatch to be installed.

The current game house (of course, here is talking about a scarce number of hardcore gamers), many people will basically have a steam in their computers, after all, there are many small game workshops in the game industry now, and most of these game workshops choose to be on the steam shelves, so installing a steam on the computer is the most basic game nerd. And many people also agree that Steam is indeed a good platform, and you can often find some good indie games on it. According to Chen Xiaoming's opinion, there will be more and more games on Steam in the future, and sooner or later they will become a must-have software for game nerds.

Subsequently......

Launch Overwatch via Steam to enter the game.

The interface is still relatively clear, after passing the simple novice tutorial, Chen Xiaoming clicked "start", and opened a match.

The game was only on the shelves at 0:00 today, and it was only nine hours since now, so there were still a lot of new players pouring in during this period, and soon, Chen Xiaoming was lined up in a game. However, not long after entering, he was surprised to find that this game seems to be able to choose the same heroes (here is a reference to the earliest O matching system, which improves entertainment, freedom, and reduces professionalism)...... So what the hell did you choose four ninja-like heroes out of the five teammates!

Genji?

Is this hero so fun, and you all choose this?

Because there were six people in a team, in addition to Chen Xiaoming, there was one person who was not chosen, but soon that person also chose Genji. And Chen Xiaoming, in view of the fact that he had just bought it, didn't know which hero was fun, so he followed them to choose the hero Genji.

So, the next thing is to turn into a six-Genji vs enemy miscellaneous lineup. However, although it is a miscellaneous lineup on the other side, it also needs tanks and tanks, and milk and milk, which is more reliable than six Genji, I don't know how many times.

And then!

Six promising young men of the Shimada family were hung and hammered from the opposite side.

It can only be said that if it is placed in the League of Legends, being abused like this by the opposite side will definitely cause teammates to spray each other, but at present, everyone is a novice after all, so there is no quarrel, and if you lose, you lose. And Chen Xiaoming's side, after being abused by blood, instead of being persuaded to retreat, he clicked on the next one with great interest.

Yes!

In fact, he's not very interested in FPS games.,The main reason is that his marksmanship is more sunset.,When playing some traditional FPS games, it's basically the one that gets a headshot.,There's no game experience.,It's still a chicken.。 But, O is different, even if your marksmanship is red, even if you keep dying, you can still have a lot of fun, very happy!

For example, when he played the hero of Genji, he relied on this hero's flexible double jump and rush skills, swaying left and right in the middle of the battlefield crazily, without the need for output, giving people a feeling of "Wo Groove, this person is so coquettish, he looks like a big guy"! And Genji also has a skill of rebounding barrage, which can be used to save his life, so under his crazy operation, although he didn't kill a person, he was able to repeatedly enter and exit the battlefield, which felt like ......

I'm in!

I'm out!

I'm in again!

I'm out again!

Wait for the ultimate energy to be almost there, and then roar: "Gilded wow, it's cool!" "Then there was a burst of Natsuhime's eight slashes.

What a!

Even beginners like Chen Xiaoming will make a fuss like Genji, let alone five teammates, but it is also because there are newcomers on the other side and their marksmanship is also very bad, so they can be given the opportunity to make such a fuss. As for why the six Genji would lose so quickly like this, it can only be said that because the six people were too excited and jumping around, no one thought about grabbing the occupancy point at all, which can be regarded as a small mistake...... But it's not a big problem!

What do you want to win or lose?

As long as you are happy, it is enough!

Yes, whenever he manipulates Genji, Chen Xiaoming always thinks of when he played League of Legends and chose a happy man...... That's right! Play the game, the point is to have fun!

It was 9 o'clock in the morning when Chen Xiaoming clicked on the first game.

However, by the time he came to his senses, it was already dark outside.

That's right, in the course of the game, he has completely ignored the passage of time and even forgot to eat lunch. It is absolutely impossible to change this to other FPS games, because Chen Xiaoming has never been very interested in shooting games, and he doesn't want to play after playing for an hour or two at most, so to speak, Overwatch is currently the only FPS game that makes him addictive.

Then, just as Chen Xiaoming was about to move on to the next handful......

A classmate from the dormitory next door walked in and said, "You haven't gone to dinner yet." ”

Chen Xiaoming glanced up at him, "No...... Are you going to dinner? ”

"No, I'm going to pick up my girlfriend from class in a moment."

"Oh."

Then watching Chen Xiaoming play Overwatch for a while, the classmate suddenly said, "What kind of game is this?" ”

Chen Xiaoming: "Overwatch." Do you want to buy one to play with me? ”

Classmate: "No, I only play League of Legends and have no interest in shooting games. ”

"Overwatch isn't a pure shooter, I think it's fun, I really recommend you buy it and play it."

"No, no, I don't think I'll be interested in FPS games in my life, really."

"That'...... Why don't I borrow you to play with it and feel it? ”

"Okay, I'll try."

Soon, an hour passed.

On the other side of the teaching building, someone's girlfriend also called her boyfriend angrily after waiting for a long time.

"Why haven't you come yet? Didn't you say you were coming to pick me up? Why did you keep me waiting so long? ”

"Come back by yourself."

Girlfriend: "......"

"I'm playing a game, so I don't have time to pick you up."

Girlfriend: "......"

"I'll hang up if it's okay...... , this grandson wants to cut me? Woo Wow Wo Wo Wow ”

Girlfriend: "......"

After being silent for a while, the girlfriend said in an extremely cold tone: "You have changed! Games are more important than me now, aren't they? Yes? It's funr than me, isn't it? Listen, I'll give you five seconds, roll me over, five! Four! Three ......" said and began the countdown.

This trick can only be said to be tried and tested against her boyfriend, and every time she just counts down one or two numbers, her boyfriend is cowardly. It's just that she used to count down tens of seconds, but this time she got angry, so she only counted down to five seconds. According to her thoughts, it is estimated that when it comes to "two", her boyfriend should apologize, right?

Then I heard a very impatient voice on the phone: "Hey, aren't you talking nonsense, how can you have a game to play!" ”

Then the phone hung up.

Girlfriend: "????? ”

Clams?

I was actually hung up by him?!

Knock on it, don't let me see you again in the future, the game is so fun, then you can fall in love with the game!!

……

Game forums.

"Did you buy Overwatch? This game is simply poisonous! I've been playing since yesterday afternoon until this morning! ”

"Me too, me too!"

"How did Mo Shao come up with such a sinful game, my boyfriend doesn't want to play it anymore, he just wants to play Overwatch!"

"Buy it, buy it!"

"Anyway, the female character in this game is so good-looking, that breasts, that legs, especially that ass, tsk!"

"When I originally watched the promotional PV, I thought Overwatch modeling was perfect, all kinds of anime beautiful girls, but,This ass is also perfect too much, right? I'm social security! ”

"What's Overwatch called? Call Watchman Ass! ”

"I heard that there will be a linkage skin of Su Qing soon, and an angel will have the skin of the mentally retarded goddess Akuya!"

"Damn?! When the angel adds blood to me, will it drain my IQ......"

"I don't know, but I think the IQ of the person who buys this skin will be affected a little bit."

"It's not just linkage with Su Qing, it seems to be linked with many works of the demon young thief, I heard that Lu Ba Niang is going to come out with Guiyan leaf skin, a skill of firewood knife flying hook, and a second skill of using Brother Cheng's head to return blood, in short, the thief is terrifying, you know......"

"There is still such an operation?!"

With the release of Overwatch on Steam, soon, the entire game forums and related post bars began to be slaughtered by the game O. And Baidu Tieba Overwatch Bar has also soared from more than 10,000 followers at the beginning to 120,000 followers in one day! And it's soaring at a faster pace!

Even in some Internet cafes, many people began to play O in Internet cafes in the next few days. This surprised the network administrator and some passers-by, because in the field of FPS games, the most popular game in the flower house is an online game called "Gun God", similar to CrossFire (yes, it's CF, not CS, not CSGO), but what kind of shooting game is this? I've never heard of it, why do you feel more popular than "Gun God"? There are even people who play this in an Internet café for a day and a night?!

I'll go! Is this game really that fun?!

Of course, what some passers-by in the Internet café saw and heard was secondary, because the most frightened O was actually some high school and junior high school teachers. These teachers generally set up their own class QQ groups, and will also add students' QQ, so it is often found that some students communicate in the QQ space about what games to play, when to go out to play games, etc. (of course, some witty children will block the teacher).

However, in the past two days, these teachers can often see some sensational remarks in the class QQ group.

"XXX, do you play with your ass?"

"Play, butt is fun, I played all night."

"Yesterday I played with XX in the ass, this person is too wasteful, I didn't understand the essence of the ass at all, and I won't play with him next time."

"Shall we play with our butts tonight?"

"Okay!"

Then, the teachers who were secretly observing looked confused.

Buttocks? What ass? What does Va♂n ass mean?

Is it literal?

Wait, if it's literal...... it! What the hell are these boys playing in private?!