Chapter 662: Teacher Ma and Teacher Prostitute (First Update)
After the man's words were finished, the barrage exploded directly!
"666, the prostitute teacher is fierce, and he can actually use this long-lost technology!"
"Haha, the pig is worthy of being a pig, looking forward to the sewing machine circumcision."
"But it shouldn't be possible to lose this game, after all, there is still Mr. Ma."
"Teacher Prostitute and Teacher Ma have teamed up for the first time, it seems that the two teachers are really going to beat the elementary school students!"
“......”
The audience in the live broadcast room brushed up the barrage one after another, not only because of the words of the fat-headed man, but also because of the first collaboration between Teacher Prostitute and Teacher Ma.
That's right, these two people are the well-known big anchors in the live broadcast circle, prostitute teacher PPD, and teacher Ma Da Sima.
Today, it is also the first time that the two have joined forces.
In fact, both of them used to be powerful players, both former professional players after the big brother Doggou was hard, the prostitute teacher PPD was almost invincible on the road, and once beat the top players of other teams, and was elected as an all-obvious player.
Teacher Ma thinks about horses, occupies the position of the first praying mantis in the national service for a long time, and I don't know how many kings there are in the first district.
It's a pity that after the prostitute teacher retired, he was completely reduced to the emperor of drilling, and Mr. Ma worked hard to make video commentary, and his popularity was bleak.
No one asked about the king for ten years, and once the world knew about it, fortunately, Mr. Ma found a style that suited him and slowly became popular.
However, this has also led to the fact that the two are now almost reduced to the category of entertainment anchors.
It is rare that Mr. Ma drilled a promotion match today, and the two made an appointment together, ready to go to the waves.
The prostitute teacher is also full of self-confidence, and he wants to prove today that he is definitely powerful!
"Hum~"
At this time, a ranking prompt sounded, and the two lined up.
Looking at his position, PPD suddenly yelled.
"What the fuck, why did you assign me the AD position, this melon skin system, I'm going to report it!"
The first choice of PPD in this game is the upper unit, but he is assigned the AD position, which makes him very dissatisfied.
He just wanted to type to tell his teammates to change positions, and after glancing at the barrage, he suddenly stopped.
Because the barrage is brushing, I know that he will only be on the list, hurry up and change positions with teammates and so on.
PPD couldn't be angry, and said: "How can I change positions, my AD is also very strong, watch me show you a game of policewomen, I am the best at playing policewomen!" ”
However, PPD didn't expect that his words unexpectedly made the barrage explode again!
"666, Sao Pig finally admits it!"
"Haha, the best at playing policewomen, yes, Sao Pig is indeed the best at playing policewomen."
"Teacher prostitute, you're done, Chou Kai said in the live broadcast room that he would hire a death suspense to hack you to death!"
"The evidence has been recorded and preserved, and we are waiting for the ugly army to kill."
"Sao Pig, let me ask you, who took UU's blood?"
“......”
After PPD's words were finished, the barrage was full of joy, and many people were grabbing PPD's sentence that PPD was the best at playing policewomen just now and misinterpreting it.
Why this is so, and the specific reasons, have to start from a very early age.
PPD and Da Sima are naturally well-known big anchors now, even if it is Mr. Ma, there is a bit of a comic in his seriousness, and his style is very popular with the audience.
In addition to the two of them, there is also an anchor who also walks the comic style, that is, Five-Five-Open, also known as Five-Five-Open, commonly known as Ugly Open.
Five-Five-Open's girlfriend UU is famous for being a Cos policewoman, and Five-Five-Open has always claimed that he took UU's blood.
However, there is another theory on the Internet, that is, UU's blood is actually taken by someone Liu, that is, Sao Pig PPD.
The audience in the PPD live broadcast room has been teasing him about this matter, and now when he hears PPD say that he is the best at "playing" policewomen, he naturally thinks about it.
There are even viewers who say that they have recorded and preserved evidence, which means that they are ready to deliver Five-Five-Open.
Seeing this kind of remarks, PPD also waved his hand and said: "Although the recording is good, if you still have any records that have not been recorded, you can turn on your mobile phone and prepare to record, I Liu someone will say it again." ”
After PPD's words were finished, some viewers really took it seriously and turned on their mobile phones to prepare for recording.
Seeing that the audience in the live broadcast room was almost ready, PPD said: "Everyone, listen, if you don't change your name, you won't change your surname, UU's blood is exactly what my teacher Ma took!" ”
After PPD's words were finished, the audience in the live broadcast room was stunned, and Da Sima on the other side was also stunned.
After reacting, the audience all shouted.
They know that they have been tricked by this pig again!
I have to say that PPD still has a hand in mobilizing the atmosphere of the live broadcast room, and it is not in vain that he has been a first-line anchor for so long.
After the joke, it seems that the Ban selection page has arrived, and PPD didn't joke anymore, preparing for this game with peace of mind.
This round of PPD and Da Sima is on the purple side, and the opposite side is on the blue side.
After the ban phase, the blue side banned Swordsman, Calista, Rexey, Mouse, and Big Tree.
The purple side banned the male guns, Galio, Lexey, Big Mouth, and Lulu.
There was a duplication of the bans on both sides, but it didn't have much of an impact.
When choosing people, the first floor of the blue side chose their own heroes.
Twilight Eyes, caution!
When it was the purple side's turn to choose someone, the teammates on the first floor chose a big bug.
The PPD on the second floor, as he said, locked the policewoman in seconds.
"The policewoman was picked up by me, and the opposite side of this one has been blown up!"
After locking up the policewoman, PPD yelled in the live broadcast room.
The audience in the live broadcast room naturally didn't believe it, and ridiculed PPD again.
On the other side, seeing the barrage that exploded in his live broadcast room, Luo Xia was also slightly stunned.
"Teacher Ma and Teacher Prostitution?"
Seeing that the barrage was brushing him up to PPD and Da Sima, Loxia was also slightly surprised.
Anyway, before it was his turn to choose someone, he opened the live broadcast homepage of Piaopiaoyu TV and went to find the live broadcast room of these two people.
Because the popularity of these two people is too high, Luo Xia has saved a lot of effort, and he doesn't even need to search, and he can find it directly on the popularity ranking on the homepage.
looked at the live broadcast room of the two, and sure enough, the two of them were in a double row, and the people on both sides were exactly the same as their own game.
This look is lined up together, and PPD and Da Sima are still on the opponent of Locha.
"Teacher prostitute is playing the AD position, and if Teacher Ma is speaking, he should be playing the middle unit."
Looking at the positions of the two, Loxia thought to herself.
Turning off the live broadcast room of the two and returning to the game, Loxia saw that his second and third floors had all selected heroes.
An Ezreal was chosen for the second floor, and a spider was chosen for the third floor.
When it was the turn of the opposite side, a blind monk was locked on the third floor on the opposite side, and Da Sima seemed to hesitate for a moment, and finally determined his hero.
Card Master, Trist!
After selecting a wind girl on the fourth floor of his side, it was finally Loxia's turn to choose someone.
"Cards? Then choose her. ”
Seeing that Da Sima had chosen the card, Losha muttered to herself, choosing her own hero.
"Black roses will bloom again!"
Enchantress, LeBlanc!
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(End of chapter)